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curtis &leroy saw an ad in the starkville daily news newspaper in starkville, ms. and bought a mule for $100. the farmer agreed to deliver the mule the next day. the next morning the farmer drove up and said, "sorry, fellows, i have some bad news, the mule died last night." curtis &leroy replied, "well, then just give us our money back." the farmer said, "can't do that. i went and spent it already." they said, "ok then, just bring us the dead mule." the farmer asked, "what in the world ya'll gonna do with a dead mule?" curtis said, "we gonna raffle him off." the farmer said, "you can't raffle off a dead mule!" leroy said, "we shore can! heck, we don't hafta tell nobody he's dead!" a couple of weeks later, the farmer ran into curtis &leroy at the piggly wiggly grocery store and asked. "what'd you fellers ever do with that dead mule?" they said,"we raffled him off like we said we wuz gonna do." leroy said,"shucks, we sold 500 tickets fer two dollars apiece and made a profit of $898." the farmer said,"my lord, didn't anyone complain?" curtis said, "well, the feller who won got upset. so we gave him his two dollars back." curtis and leroy now work for the government. they're overseeing the bailout program.
from boston dynamics bigdog is powered by a gasoline engine that drives a hydraulic actuation system. bigdog`s legs are articulated like an animal`s, and have compliant elements that absorb shock and recycle energy from one step to the next. bigdog is the size of a large dog or small mule, measuring 1 meter long, 0.7 meters tall and 75 kg weight. so far, bigdog has trotted at 3.3 mph, climbed a 35 degree slope and carried a 120 lb load.
little guy nuzzling with his mama.
a mule tries to have its way with a man who has pulled over to take a crap.
a reporter gets hit by a speeding mule!
a man was traveling down a country road when he saw a large group of people outside a house. he stopped and asked a person why the large crowd was there. a farmer replied, "joe's mule kicked his mother-in-law and she died." "well," replied the man, "she must have had a lot of friends." "nope," said the farmer, "we all just want to buy his mule."
he rode his mule into town looking for work. no, it wasn't the opening scene of a western movie. it was what rod maday did last week, ending a six-week odyssey from his hometown of boy river, minn. "i've done about 1,500 miles and i've got the saddle sores to prove it," he said. maday said he lost his driver's license 10 years ago after he was accused in a hit-and-run, and was having a hard time finding work in minnesota. he heard that wyoming had plenty of jobs that paid well. he set out with two mules. about a month ago, both mules got loose and one was hit by a car. it had to be euthanized. maday arrived at the department of workforce services office on friday morning wearing a torn shirt, dusty blue jeans, spurs and a cowboy hat. astride his brown and silver mule, henry, he caused several double-takes. he didn't stay long. he said some teenagers had yelled "uncalled for" things at him while he was riding into town the night before. "gillette's nothing like what i had thought," he said. he left saturday morning, riding west toward the bighorn mountains. "i could probably get a job and stay here, but i'm not willing to part with my mule," maday said. "he's my best friend and i'm not getting rid of him for nothing." source: yahoonews.com
enthusiastic wife wants to shoot civil war era musket. apparently flintlock gun kicks like a mule. luckily no one was hurt!
"a nimble, four-legged robot is so surefooted it can recover its balance even after being given a hefty kick. the machine, which moves like a cross between a goat and a pantomime horse, is being developed as a robotic pack mule for the us military." - newscientist.com
a gunslinger confronts some men who shot at his mule. from sergio leone's classic western a fistful of dollars.
a carload of hunters, looking for a place to hunt, pulled into a farmers yard. the driver went up to the farmhouse to ask permission to hunt. the old farmer said, "sure you can hunt, but would you do me a favor? that old mule standing over there is 20 years old and sick with cancer, but i don`t have the heart to kill her. would you do it for me?" the hunter said, "sure," and headed for the car. while walking back, however, he decided to pull a trick on his hunting buddies. he got into the car and when they asked if the farmer had said ok, he said "no, we can`t hunt here, but i`m going to teach that old cuss a lesson." with that, he rolled down his window, stuck his gun out and blasted the mule. as he exclaimed, "there, that will teach him!" a second shot rang out from the passenger side. and, one of his hunting buddies shouted, "i got the cow!"
hauling monitors.
a controversial animal stunt show was under investigation wednesday by bandera county sheriff’s office. investigators were checking to see if it is a case of animal cruelty.
a peek at the newest model from bavarian motor works.
