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cartoon of baby moses
moses and a friend are fishing.
moses, jesus and a very old man were out golfing one fine day. moses drives his ball and it bounced off a tree into a water hazard. so he parted the water and knocked the ball onto the green. jesus drives his ball and it bounced off two trees into the water. so he walked on the water and scooped his ball onto the green. the very old man drives his ball and it bounced off a tree into the water, the ball was eaten by a fish, the fish swam to the surface and was snatched up by a bird, the bird flew upward and was struck by lightning, the fish fell from the sky onto the green, the ball bounced out of the fishes mouth, and the ball rolled into the hole. moses turned to jesus and said, "i hate golfing with your dad."
moses sithole is a south african serial killer who committed the "abc murders", so named because they began in atteridgeville, continued in boksburg and finished in cleveland, a suburb of johannesburg. on december 5, 1997, sithole was sentenced to 2,410 years for the murders of 38 people committed between 1994 and 1995, along with 40 rapes and various lesser offenses. in 2000 sithole was diagnosed with aids.
a bit more theatrical then the bible version.
george w. bush, in an airport lobby, noticed a man in a long flowing white robe with a long flowing white beard and flowing white hair. the man had a staff in one hand and some stone tablets under the other arm. george w. approached the man and inquired, "aren't you moses." the man ignored george w. and stared at the ceiling. george w. positioned himself more directly in the man's view and asked again, "aren't you moses". the man continued to peruse the ceiling. george w. tugged at the man's sleeve and asked once again, "aren't you moses". the man finally responded in an irritated voice, "yes i am". george w. asked him why he was so uppity and the man replied, "the last time a bush spoke to me i ended up spending forty years in the wilderness".
