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warm and moist

man: i'd like to buy some dog food.

checkout lady: do you have a dog?

man: yes.

checkout lady: where is he?

man: he's at home.

checkout lady: i'm sorry, i can't sell this dog food to you unless i see the dog. store policy.

the next day, the man returns.

man: i'd like to buy some cat food.

checkout lady: do you have a cat?

man: yes.

checkout lady: well...where is he?

man: he's at home!

checkout lady: sorry, i can't sell this cat food to you unless i see your cat.

the next day the man returns.

checkout lady: what's in the sack?

man: put your hand inside.

checkout lady: hmmm...it's warm and moist! what is it?

man: i would like to buy some toilet paper.

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Video:

moist and sticky

the meaning of words can change over time.

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demotivational poster - moist

isn't she.

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