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once upon a time, there were two women in a hotel. both were having a drink at the bar, but felt like dancing. one woman, while looking at two dancing midgets, said to the other:
"i heard that midgets are incredible in bed!"
the other replied, "then, let's go dance with them!"
and that's what happened. after dancing the whole night, each girl went up to her room with their own midget.
the first midget fell asleep as soon as he got into bed. so the first woman decided to go listen to the other woman's door to see what was happening. when she started to listen, the only thing she heard was "boing, boing, boing" so she thought: "oh my! there's some heavy action in this room!".
she went back to bed, and then returned to the door, hours later, to listen again. she heard the same sound "oh my! they're going to be dead by tomorrow!". the lady went to the door four or five times more to listen and she heard the same sound each and every time.
the next day, the two women ate their breakfasts together. the second lady asked, "so, how was you're night with your midget?"
"pffft, don't ask me, as soon as he went into bed, he fell asleep. how was your night, i went to your door and i heard some heavy action! how was it?"
"damn, i don't even want to hear about this again, he tried to jump into bed all night long!"
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lion mutilates 42 midgets in cambodian ring fight
an african lion much like this is responsible for the death of 28 cambodian midgets
spectators cheered as entire cambodian midget fighting league squared off against african lion
tickets had been sold-out three weeks before the much anticipated fight, which took place in the city of kâmpóng chhnãng.
the fight was slated when an angry fan contested yang sihamoni, president of the cmfl, claiming that one lion could defeat his entire league of 42 fighters.
sihamoni takes great pride in the league he helped create, as was conveyed in his recent advertising campaign for the cmfl that stated his midgets will "... take on anything; man, beast, or machine."
this campaign is believed to be what sparked the undisclosed fan to challenge the entire league to fight a lion; a challenge that sihamoni readily accepted.
an african lion (panthera leo) was shipped to centrally located kâmpóng chhnãng especially for the event, which took place last saturday, april 30, 2005 in the city’s coliseum.
the cambodian government allowed the fight to take place, under the condition that they receive a 50% commission on each ticket sold, and that no cameras would be allowed in the arena.
the fight was called in only 12 minutes, after which 28 fighters were declared dead, while the other 14 suffered severe injuries including broken bones and lost limbs, rendering them unable to fight back.
sihamoni was quoted before the fight stating that he felt since his fighters out-numbered the lion 42 to 1, that they “… could out-wit and out-muscle [it].”
unfortunately, he was wrong.
this is no joke i just did'nt know how else to list it
