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Video:Headlines - Mexicans

headlines - mexicans

mmm made by real mexicans!

  • Votes 3.705/5
  • Views 4209
  • Comments 3
  • Date 3/30/2006
  • by Pr0n

Video:Tom Mabe - Mexican Aliens! (4/6)

tom mabe - mexican aliens! (4/6)

those bloody mexicans!

Video:Acrobatic Mexican Wrestling

acrobatic mexican wrestling

this is wrestling mexican style, it`s still fake but atleast it`s alot of fun to watch.

Video:What Would You Do? [Mexican Racism]

what would you do? [mexican racism]

abc primetime`s "what would you do?" - `we don`t speak mexican.`

Video:Mexicans

mexicans

how do you call two mexicans playing basketball?

juan on juan.

Video:Tough talker vs. Mexican

tough talker vs. mexican

an ex-convict and a mexican duke it out.

Video:What the World Eats -- Mexican Household

what the world eats -- mexican household

mexico: the casales family of cuernavaca

food expenditure for one week: 1,862.78 mexican pesos or $189.09

favorite foods: pizza, crab, pasta, chicken

Video:Mexicans And Their Cars

mexicans and their cars

here's one i made:

q: what does a mexican and his car have in common?



a: they're both unregistered

Video:An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy

an irishman, a mexican and a blonde guy

an irishman, a mexican and a blonde guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.they were eating lunch and the irishman said, "corned beef and cabbage! if i get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, i'm going to jump off this building." the mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, burritos again! if i get burritos one more time i'm going to jump off, too." the blond opened his lunch and said, bologna again! if i get a bologna sandwich one more time, i'm jumping too." the next day, the irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death. the mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too. the blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well.at the funeral, the irishman's wife was weeping. she said, "if i'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, i never would have given it to him again!" the mexican's wife also wept and said, "i could have given him tacos or enchiladas! i didn't realize he hated burritos so much." everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife. the blonde's wife said,"don't look at me. he makes his own lunch."

Video:No Mexicans Please

no mexicans please

a u.s. navy cruiser pulled into port in mississippi for a week`s liberty.the first evening, the captain was more than a little surprised to receive the following letter from the wife of a wealthy plantation owner:

"dear captain, thursday will be my daughter melinda`s, coming of age party. i would like you to send four well mannered, handsome, unmarried officers. they should arrive at 8 p.m. prepared for an evening of polite southern conversation and dance with lovely young ladies. one last point: no, mexicans. we don`t like mexicans."

sure enough, at 8 p.m. on thursday, the lady heard a rap at the door. she opened the door to find, in dress uniform, four exquisitely mannered, smiling black officers. her jaw hit the floor, but pulling herself together she stammered, "there must be some mistake!"

"on no, madam," said the first officer, "captain martinez doesn`t make mistakes."

Video:UFO - FOX News Mexican Air Force - CNN Headline News

ufo - fox news mexican air force - cnn headline news

mexico city - mexican air force pilots filmed 11 unidentified flying objects in the skies over southern campeche state, a defense department spokesman confirmed tuesday.

Video:Racist Prank Call To Mexicans Over Taco Bell Dog

racist prank call to mexicans over taco bell dog

ned, a radio dj prankster, calls a mexican about whether the taco bell dog is really offensive. yes, it is racist, so don`t watch if you`re easily offended. this is what ned does. he prank calls everybody.

Video:Veteran Cuts Down Mexican Flag

veteran cuts down mexican flag

a veteran from reno took matters into his own hands and cut down a mexican flag that was illegally flying over the american flag.

  • Votes 4.0046/5
  • Views 7857
  • Comments 152
  • Date 10/5/2007
  • by Nny

Video:Mexican Beaded Lizard Wrestling

mexican beaded lizard wrestling

"meet one of the few lizards in the world that own a poisonous bite - the mexican beaded lizard. video showing the elaborate fighting rituals employed by males as they jostle for territory. wildlife short from sir david attenborough's natural history series, life in cold blood."

Video:Mexican MBA

mexican mba

a boat docked in a tiny mexican village. an american tourist complimented the mexican fisherman on the quality of his fish and asked how long it took him to catch them.

"not very long," answered the mexican.

"but then, why didn't you stay out longer and catch more?" asked the american.

the mexican fisherman explained that his small catch was sufficient to meet his needs and those of his family.

the american asked, "but what do you do with the rest of your time?"

"i sleep late, fish a little, play with my children, and take a siesta with my wife. in the evenings, i go into the village to see my friends,have a few drinks, play the guitar, and sing a few songs ... i have a full life."

the american interrupted, "i have an mba from harvard and i can help you! you should start by fishing longer every day. you can then sell the extra fish you catch. with the extra revenue, you can buy a bigger boat. with the extra money the larger boat will bring, you can buy a second one and a third one and so on until you have an entire fleet of trawlers. instead of selling your fish to a middle man, you can negotiate directly with the processing plants and maybe even open your own plant. you can then leave this little village and move to mexico city, los angeles, or even new york city! from there you can direct your huge enterprise."

"how long would that take?" asked the mexican.

"twenty, perhaps twenty-five years," replied the american.

"and after that?"

"afterwards? that's when it gets really interesting," answered the american, laughing. "when your business gets really big, you can start selling stocks and make millions!"

"millions? really? and after that?"

"after that you'll be able to retire, live in a tiny village near the coast, sleep late, play with your children, catch a few fish, take a siesta with your wife, and spend your evenings having a few drinks and enjoy your friends.

Video:Two Mexicans

two mexicans

there are two mexicans who have been lost in the desert for weeks, and they're at death's door. as they stumble on, hoping for salvation in the form of an oasis or something similar, they suddenly spy, through the heat haze, a tree off in the distance.

as they get closer they can see that the tree is draped with rasher upon rasher of bacon. there's smoked bacon, crispy bacon, life-giving juicy nearly-raw bacon, all sorts.

"hey, pepe" says the first bloke, "ees a bacon tree!!! we're saved!!!"

"you're right, amigo!" says pepe.

so pepe goes on ahead and runs up to the tree salivating at the prospect of food. but as he gets to within five feet of the tree, there's the sound of machine gun fire, and he is shot down in a hail of bullets.

his friend quickly drops down on the sand and calls across to the dying pepe.

"pepe!! pepe!! que pasa hombre?"

with his dying breath pepe calls out...."ugh, run, amigo, run!! ees not a bacon tree!"

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"ees... a.... ham bush"

Video:But I'm Mexican

but i'm mexican

in what looks like a mock commercial, these people abuse some guy because they mistake him for an asian.

thanks whiteguy.

Video:300 Mexicans Trailer (Spoof)

300 mexicans trailer (spoof)

300 might be the most spoofed movie in years. so continue with the oh so popular trend...

Video:Felony Fights - Mexican Beats White Guy

felony fights - mexican beats white guy

white guy gets beat up

Video:Mexican Cop Owned By Drum

mexican cop owned by drum

this cop gets nailed with a drum at a soccer game in mexico.

  • Votes 4.6558/5
  • Views 6965
  • Comments 31
  • Date 5/3/2008
  • by Drue

Video:Mexican Titanic

mexican titanic

hurry! get a wooden door to save yourselves!

Video:Mexican Vs. Racists

mexican vs. racists

i don't know when and where it happened, but it's sad.

Video:300 Mexicans

300 mexicans

a spoof i found while traversing the wonderful world of youtube.


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