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Video:Headlines - Mental Tools

headlines - mental tools

yes, use mental tools.

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  • Date 3/23/2006
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Video:Irish Mental Health Hotline

irish mental health hotline

irish mental health hotline. a funny voice mail

Video:HSN Host Has Mental Breakdown Live

hsn host has mental breakdown live

this is colleen lopez recently having a mental breakdown while live on the air talking to a caller.

Video:Half of Prisoners Suffer from Mental Illnesses

half of prisoners suffer from mental illnesses

new figures released today by the federal bureau of justice statistics indicate that more than half of all prison and jail inmates - including 56 percent of state prisoners, 45 percent of federal prisoners, and 64 percent of local jail inmates - have a mental health problem.

the prison to community project of the mental health association of southeastern pennsylvania (mhasp) is working to reverse these statistics by helping individuals with mental illnesses stay out of prison and live successfully in their communities.

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Video:Mental Test

mental test

a visitor to a mental institution asked the director how he decided which patients should be kept in.

the director said "we fill up a bath, then offer the patient a teaspoon, teacup or a bucket and ask them to empty the bath tub."

the visitor said "oh, i see, a normal person would choose the bucket, because it's the biggest."

the director said "no, a normal person would pull the plug out. would you like a bed near the window???"

Video:Ace Ventura - Mental Hospital Scene

ace ventura - mental hospital scene

one of my favorite clips from the movie "ace ventura : pet detective" where ace infiltrates a mental hospital in order to get into the storage room to get information about someone.

Video:Half-century in Mental Asylum a Mistake

half-century in mental asylum a mistake

more than half-a-century ago, machal lalung was thought to be insane and sent to a mental asylum in india's remote northeast

a few months ago, he was set free after the national human rights commission found that healthcare authorities had made a mistake and lalung suffered only from epilepsy.

lalung's confinement for 54 years has shocked rights activists and mental health experts in a country where it is not uncommon for people to be branded insane and locked up in homes or asylums for months, if not a few years.

"machal lalung's case was not in our knowledge but once it was brought to our notice, we immediately completed all legal formalities to secure his release," assam's home minister rokybul hussain told reuters.

"i am really sorry for him," he said.

that comes as small consolation for the 77-year-old frail tribal man, who was 23 when he was sent to the state-run mental hospital in the assamese city of tezpur.

fifty-four years with psychiatric patients has dulled his senses, made him forget his family, his tribal dialect and even the taste of the food he liked.

his life before entering the asylum is nothing but a blip in his memory. so is the story of how and who brought him to the mental home. doctors who treated lalung have retired and records about him are missing.

today lalung said he awaits peace in death.

"i feel sad at what happened to my life but there is no use grumbling now. i am just waiting for death," he told reuters at his nephew's home in silchang village, about 55 miles east of assam's main city of guwahati.

"initially, i used to miss my family and always begged my wardens to send me home. but they never listened to me," he said with tears in his eyes.

lalung's only family members -- his father and elder sister -- are dead. he lives with his sister's son who grew up listening to stories about his uncle's disappearance.

it was in fact the nephew who managed to trace lalung after a man from their village had gone to the same mental hospital for treatment and saw lalung.

"it was very difficult to stay with insane people in the same room but gradually i got used to it," lalung said.

today, despite his poor health, lalung likes to work in a small vegetable garden outside the house, carrying a spade and a pouch containing a tobacco and betel nut snack to chew.

although there were many women in the hospital, lalung never tried to make friends with them or consider marriage.

"who would want to marry an insane woman?" he asks.

news.yahoo.com

Video:Dangerous Chores in a Mental Hospital

dangerous chores in a mental hospital

jim and edna were both patients in a mental hospital. one day while they suddenly jumped into the deep end. he sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.

edna promptly jumped in to save him. she swam to the bottom and pulled jim out.

when the head nurse director became aware of edna`s heroic act, she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable.

when the nurse went to tell edna the news, she said, "edna, i have good news and bad news. the good news is you`re being discharged. since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of another patient, i have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness. the bad news is that jim, the patient you saved, hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. i am so sorry, but he`s dead."

edna replied, "he didn`t hang himself, i put him there to dry."

"how soon can i go home?"

Video:Bong Tips 2:Mental Damage.

bong tips 2:mental damage.

no gregory don't hit yourself.

Video:Japanese Schoolgirls Go Mental!

japanese schoolgirls go mental!

an accidental poisoning sends a bunch of japanese schoolgirls on a mentalist shooting spree against each other. taken from "battle royale", 2001

Video:Mental Bikers Compilation

mental bikers compilation

these guys do some insane stunts on their bikes.

Video:Mental Health > Physical Health

mental health > physical health

wellness psa advert

Video:Four Minute Mental Break - Optical Illusions

four minute mental break - optical illusions

music video that explains optical illusions we've all seen...

Video:12 Video Game Characters With Mental Disorders

12 video game characters with mental disorders

psychiatric medicine has finally caught up to the horrors of the virtual world.

Video:Ace Ventura - Mental Institue

ace ventura - mental institue

entire mental institute scene.

Video:Mental Release

mental release

a man who had been in a mental home for some years finally seemed to have improved to the point where it was thought he might be released.

the head of the institution, in a fit of commendable caution, decided, however, to interview him first.

"tell me," said he, "if we release you, as we are considering doing, what do you intend to do with your life?`

the inmate said, "it would be wonderful to get back to real life and if i do, i will certainly refrain from making my former mistake. i was a nuclear physicist, you know, and it was the stress of my work in weapons research that helped put me here. if i am released, i shall confine myself to work in pure theory, where i trust the situation will be less difficult and stressful."

"marvelous," said the head of the institution.

"or else," ruminated the inmate. "i might teach. there is something to be said for spending one`s life in bringing up a new generation of scientists."

"absolutely," said the head.

"then again, i might write. there is considerable need for books on science for the general public. or i might even write a novel based on my experiences in this fine institution."

"an interesting possibility," said the head.

"and finally, if none of these things appeals to me, i can always continue to be a teakettle."

Video:An Irish Mental Institution

an irish mental institution

in ireland there is a mental institution that every year picks two of it's most reformed patients and questions them. if they get the questions right they are free to leave. this year the two lucky gents were patty and mike. they were called down to the office and left there by the orderly. they were told to wait as the doctor got their files. the doctor came out and motioned for patty to come in for his questioning. when patty came into the office he was instructed to sit in the seat across from the doctor. "patty you know the tradition of this institution so i imagine you know why you are here. you will be asked two questions, and if you get them right, you will be free to go. do you understand all that you have been told?" said the doctor with a rather sly grin. patty nodded and the doctor began to question him. the first question was this. "patty if i was to poke out one of your eyes what would happen?" "i would be half blind of course," patty answered without much thought. "what would happen if i poked out the other eye?" "i would be completely blind," said patty knowing that he had just gotten his freedom. the doctor then sent him outside while he drew up the paperwork and accessed mike's files. when patty got into the waiting room however, he told mike what the questions would be and what the correct answers were. the doctor calls in mike and he followed the same procedure that he had with patty. "mike the first question is what would happen if i cut off your ear?" "i would be blind in one eye," he said remembering what he had been told. this received a perplexed look from the doctor but he just simply asks the other question so that he could figure out what the man was thinking. "mike, what would happen if i cut off your other ear?" "i would be completely blind," he answered with a smile as if he knew he had passed. but then the doctor asked him what his reasoning was, and he said flatly, "me hat would fall down over me eyes."

Video:Woman Misses Flight , Goes Mental

woman misses flight , goes mental

woman going insane after missing her flight.


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