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Video:Montel Williams show - Marijuana - Illegal Drug or Medical Treatment

montel williams show - marijuana - illegal drug or medical treatment

montel williams show - marijuana - illegal drug or medical treatment

Video:Canada Relaxes Medical Marijuana Law

canada relaxes medical marijuana law

canadian medical marijuana users don`t have to use the government as a supply anymore.

  • Votes 4.4674/5
  • Views 6993
  • Comments 50
  • Date 2/20/2008
  • by Ugo

Video: Drew Carey on DEA Raids & Medical Marijuana Use by Minors

drew carey on dea raids & medical marijuana use by minors

second video on medical marijuana, featuring drew carey talking about one young man's battle with cancer and use of medical marijuana. while his parents approved of his medicine, the dea did not and shut down his local dispensary:

Video:Obama Issues New Medical Cannabis Guidlines

obama issues new medical cannabis guidlines

in what can only be described as major departure in the so-called ‘war on drugs’, the obama administration issued a new three page memo yesterday morning mapping out the federal government’s new guidelines for states that have laws protecting medical cannabis patients. in february attorney general eric holder indicated in a press conference that the obama administration–which favors physician-recommended access to medical cannabis–would abate from what had been an aggressive law enforcement (and propaganda) campaign against medical access to cannabis. yesterday’s memo from the department of justice formalizes these changes and is a major victory for citizens who support cannabis law reform! norml.org leap.org

Video: 20/20 - John Stossel Discusses Medical Marijuana and the Charlie Lynch Case 03/13/09

20/20 - john stossel discusses medical marijuana and the charlie lynch case 03/13/09

john stossel and drew carey discuss the conflict between federal and state marijuana laws. charles lynch, an operator of a legal medical marijuana dispensary, is interviewed about his impending sentencing under federal drug charges.

Video:Medical Forensics Lecture

medical forensics lecture

an autopsy professor was giving an introductory lecture to a class of students. standing over a corpse, he addressed the class:

“there are two things you need to succeed in medical forensics. first, you must have no fear.” having said that, he shoved his finger up the corpse’s anus and licked it. “now you must do the same,” he told the class.

after a couple of minutes of uneasy silence, the class did as instructed.

“second,” the professor continued, “you must have an acute sense of observation. for instance, how many of you noticed that i put my middle finger up this corpse’s anus, but licked my index finger?”

Video:Medical Mix up

medical mix up

a patient is in the examining room awaiting the results of his yearly physical, when his doctor comes into the room, looking worried.

"what is it, doctor morgan?" he asks. "is something wrong with me?"

"well . . .", dr. morgan says as he gathers himself. "there was a mixup with the test results: either you have alzheimer's disease, . . . or aids."

the patient sat up in shock. "oh my god! well what should i do then?"

the doctor thinks for a minute, then says, "the only advice i can give you is if you can find your way home, do not screw your wife."

Video:Medical Marijuana

medical marijuana

easily accessible

Video:Medical Warning

medical warning

you will go blind!

Video:Barack Obama on Medical Marijuana

barack obama on medical marijuana

i cant wait to see what happens with this one.

Video:Oral Sex - A Medical Necessity

oral sex - a medical necessity

its doctor/patient confidentiality after all.

Video:Sex: Medical Benefits of Sex

sex: medical benefits of sex

sex can keep you healthier, really! here's how...

  • Votes 3.7009/5
  • Views 292
  • Comments 0
  • Date 6/11/2008
  • by AlexH

Video:Irvin Rosenfeld HB 5470 Michigan Medical Marijuana Testimony

irvin rosenfeld hb 5470 michigan medical marijuana testimony

mr. rosenfeld from patients out of time testifies before the state of michigan committee on government operations on tuesday november 28th, 2006.

Video:Proof Medical Marijuana Works

proof medical marijuana works

jacqueline patterson has cerebral pausing that makes her stutter. watch the difference when under medication.

Video:Medical Cartoon Conditions

medical cartoon conditions

let's not forget the classic:

winnie the pooh -- eating disorder
piglet -- general anxiety disorder
rabbit -- ocd
tigger -- adhd, possible substance abuse
eeyore -- major/manic depressive
christopher robbin -- schizophrenic
kanga/roo -- codependent
owl -- narcissistic

Video:No One Has A Right To Medical Care

no one has a right to medical care

from everyone`s favorite ron paul.

Video:Dr. Denney Tells Why Medical Marijuana is Good

dr. denney tells why medical marijuana is good

dr. denney tells about medical marijuana in this promotion for the marijuana anti-prohibition project (mapp)

Video:State Weighs Medical Marijuana Use

state weighs medical marijuana use

exclusive look inside only u.s. pot research lab

Video:Romney Ducks Man With Muscular Dystrophy On Medical Marijuana Question

romney ducks man with muscular dystrophy on medical marijuana question

at a campaign stop in dover, delaware today, gop presidential candidate mitt romney has a tough time dealing with a question about medical marijuana from clayton holton, a wheelchair-bound man suffering from muscular dystrophy. holton asks romney if he’d arrest him or his doctors for using medical marijuana and that was all romney needed to hear — he cuts and runs, moving on to shake hands with other people in the crowd, ignoring holton as he presses him on the question.

Video:Medical Marijuana Parody - Legalize It *Must See*

medical marijuana parody - legalize it *must see*

medical marijuana parody of the intel 'touch of genius' campaign. i took an intel commercial, and made it more lifelike. they were really holding a microchip. to see the real video, go to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-b1fpn7-c_u

Video:Actual Answer from a Medical Student

actual answer from a medical student

while making his rounds, a doctor points out an x-ray to a group of medical students. “as you can see,” he says, “the patient limps because his left fibula and tibia are radically arched.” the doctor turns to one of the students and asks, “what would you do in a case like this?” “well,” ponders the student, “i suppose i’d limp, too.”

Video:Medical Problem

medical problem

a man goes to the doctor and tells him that he hasn't been feeling well. the doctor examines him, leaves the room and comes back with three different bottles of pills. the doctor says, "take the green pill with a big glass of water when you get up. take the blue pill with a big glass of water after lunch. then just before going to bed, take the red pill with another big glass of water." startled to be put on so much medicine the man stammers, "jeez doc, exactly what's my problem?" the doctor says, "you're not drinking enough water."

Video:Actual Medical Charts

actual medical charts

- the baby was delivered, the cord clamped and cut and handed to the pediatrician, who breathed and cried immediately.
--exam of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized.
- the skin was moist and dry.
- rectal exam revealed a normal size thyroid.
- she stated that she had been constipated for most of her life until 1989 when she got a divorce.
- between you and me, we ought to be able to get this lady pregnant.
- the patient was in his usual state of good health until his airplane ran out of gas and crashed.
- i saw your patient today, who is still under our car for physical therapy.
- the patient lives at home with his mother, father, and pet turtle, who is presently enrolled in day care three times a week.
- bleeding started in the rectal area and continued all the way to los angeles.
- both breasts are equal and reactive to light and accommodation.
- she is numb from her toes down.
- exam of genitalia was completely negative except for the right foot.
- while in the emergency room, she was examined, x-rated and sent home.
- the lab test indicated abnormal lover function.
- the patient was to have a bowel resection. however he took a job as a stockbroker instead.
- occasional, constant, infrequent headaches.
- coming from detroit, this man has no children.
- examination reveals a well-developed male lying in bed with his family in no distress.
- patient was alert and unresponsive.
- when she fainted, her eyes rolled around the room.


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