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clips from the film mean machine all clips of the monk
"mean girls" promo picture.
the opening titles from my favourite monty python film the meaning of life.
rickey gives his opinion on the true meaning of christmas. makes me proud to be canadian.
dictionary for women's personal ads 40-ish - 49 adventurous - slept with everyone athletic - no tits average looking - ugly beautiful - pathological liar contagious smile - does a lot of pills emotionally secure - on medication feminist - fat free spirit - junkie friendship first - former very *friendly* person fun - annoying new age - body hair in the wrong places open-minded - desperate outgoing - loud and embarrassing passionate - sloppy drunk professional - bitch voluptuous - very fat large frame - hugely fat wants soul mate - stalker women's english: 1. yes = no 2. no = yes 3. maybe = no 4. we need = i want 5. i am sorry = you'll be sorry 6. we need to talk = you're in trouble 7. sure, go ahead = you better not 8. do what you want = you will pay for this later 9. i am not upset = of course i am upset, you moron! 10. you're very attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about? men's english 1. i am hungry = i am hungry 2. i am sleepy = i am sleepy 3. i am tired = i am tired 4. nice dress = nice cleavage! 5. i love you = let's have sex now 6. i am bored = do you want to have sex? 7. may i have this dance? = i'd like to have sex with you 8. can i call you sometime? = i'd like to have sex with you 9. do you want to go to a movie? = i'd like to have sex with you 10. can i take you out to dinner? = i'd like to have sex with you 11. those shoes don't go with that outfit = i'm gay and finally..... a recent scientific study found that women find different male faces attractive depending on where they are in their menstrual cycle. for example, when a woman is ovulating she will prefer a man with rugged, masculine features. however when she is menstruating, she prefers a man doused in petrol and set on fire, with scissors stuck in his eye and a cricket stump shoved up his backside.
this is a comic by don addis.
clip from monty python's flying circus.
demanding woman.
angry kitty doesn't take crap from anyone.
lohan posing with her costars; rachel mcadams, lacey chabert, and amanda seyfried.
with co-star rachel mcadams dressed in sexy santa outfits.
some sort of weird lip movement.
i'll let the video speak for itself. ouch!!!
a very subtle ad for ketchup.
question : what is the height of globalization? answer : princess diana's death question : how come? answer : an english princess with an egyptian boyfriend crashes in a french tunnel, driving a german car with a dutch engine, driven by a belgian who was high on scottish whiskey, followed closely by italian paparazzi, on japanese motorcycles, treated by an american doctor, using brazilian medicines! and this is sent to you by a malaysian, using bill gates' technology which he stole from the japanese. and you are probably reading this on one of the ibm clones that use taiwanese-made chips, and korean made monitors, assembled by bangladeshi workers in a singapore plant, transported by lorries driven by indians, hijacked by indonesians and finally sold to you by chinamen! that's globalisation!!!
dont be tricked by its innocent face
cyril draws sunglasses on the face of a dallar bill then some how removes the glasses with his fingers. freaks everyone out!!
monty python - barfatorium.
i need = i want we need = i want it's your decision = the correct decision should be obvious by now do whatever you want = you are going to pay for this later we need to talk = i need to complain sure...go ahead = i don't want you to i'm not upset = of course i'm upset, you moron! you're so manly = you need a shave and you sweat a lot you're certainly attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about? i'm not emotional! and i'm not overreacting! = i have a severe case of pms be romantic, turn out the lights = i have flabby thighs this kitchen is so inconvenient = i want a new house i want new curtains = i want new curtains, new carpeting, new furniture, new wallpaper... i need new shoes = the other 40 pairs are simply the wrong shade i heard a noise = i noticed you were almost asleep do you love me? = i'm going to ask for something expensive how much do you love me? = i did something today you're really going to hate i'll be ready in a minute = kick off your shoes and find a good game on t.v. is my butt fat? = tell me i'm beautiful you have to learn to communicate = just agree with me are you listening to me? = too late, you're dead yes = no no = no maybe = no i'm sorry = you'll be sorry i was wrong = not as wrong as you do you like this recipe? = it's easy to fix, so you'd better get used to it was that the baby? = why don't you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep i'm not yelling! = of course i'm yelling, this is important!
the man in this clip got to choose a form of execution for all his crimes.
a fat man orders everything on the menu and pays for it when he has an after dinner mint.
this is from a comedy show, a collection of people saying things on t.v. with underlying sexual orientation.
this is one of my favourite monty python songs out of the whole collection. it's pretty amazing how accurate all the lyrics are. this is my first post, part ii and i decided to upload this again because i messed up the last one and i really would like more people to see and hear this.
