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funny for math class
another math joke i found.
for all you math geniuses out there, this is the clock for you
ma and pa kettle explain math to their son.
racist math? shocking.
kid calls emergency number to help with his math homework.
a little math joke i found on the net. i'll post the solution in the comments.
doesn't making it bigger count as a right answer?
population + elevation + date established = why?
music video
genius...
new cuyama, it all adds up.
metaphorically speaking
another ingenious video by this guy
their deal is actually better than they claim.
a diet coke bargain fail.
defeat al-gebra.
cbo score on senate health bill`s cost + the amount reform reduces the deficit = real cost of health bill
good ol country math.
listen to this stellar math solutions from these mathmagicians.
this poem was written by john saxon (an author of math textbooks). ((12 + 144 + 20 + (3 * 4^(1/2))) / 7) + (5 * 11) = 9^2 + 0 or for those who have trouble with the poem: a dozen, a gross and a score, plus three times the square root of four, divided by seven, plus five times eleven, equals nine squared and not a bit more.
a somewhat advanced society has figured how to package basic knowledge in pill form. a student, needing some learning, goes to the pharmacy and asks what kind of knowledge pills are available. the pharmacist says, "here`s a pill for english literature." the student takes the pill and swallows it and has new knowledge about english literature! "what else do you have?" asks the student. "well, i have pills for art history, biology, and world history," replies the pharmacist. the student asks for these, and swallows them and has new knowledge about those subjects. then the student asks, "do you have a pill for math?" the pharmacist says, "wait just a moment," goes back into the storeroom, brings back a whopper of a pill, and plunks it on the counter. "i have to take that huge pill for math?" inquires the student. the pharmacist replied, "well, you know math always was a little hard to swallow."
a hug leads to a kiss... a kiss leads to a lick... a lick leads to a suck... and a suck leads to a f***. so tell me how many people you want to hug after you hear this cuz sex is like math... you add the bed... subtract the clothes. .. divide the legs... leave your solution... and pray you don't multiply .......
two mathematicians were having dinner in a restaurant, arguing about the average mathematical knowledge of the american public. one mathematician claimed that this average was woefully inadequate, the other maintained that it was surprisingly high. "i'll tell you what," said the cynic, "ask that waitress a simple math question. if she gets it right, i'll pick up dinner. if not, you do." he then excused himself to visit the men's room, and the other called the waitress over. "when my friend comes back," he told her, "i'm going to ask you a question, and i want you to respond 'one-third x cubed.' there's twenty bucks in it for you." she agreed. the cynic returned from the bathroom and called the waitress over. "the food was wonderful, thank you," the mathematician stated. incidentally, do you know what the integral of x squared is?" the waitress looked pensive, almost pained. she looked around the room, at her feet, made gurgling noises, and finally said, "um, one-third x cubed?" so the cynic paid the check. the waitress wheeled around, walked a few paces away, looked back at the two men, and muttered under her breath, "plus a constant."
