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you tell 'em girlfriend.
we are running out of kittens.
everytime you masturbate, god kills a kitten.
john travels to sicily to confess to a priest that he stole some batteries and masturbated in a bed owned by the priest during race around the world.
it's the year 2010 and fun is to be had in outer space! all the girls on earth have been destroyed by robots leaving two intergalactic travelers no choice but to masturbate! the future is here...
all across america, people are doing it. democrats and republicans. men and women. say it loud and say it proud: i masturbated to sarah palin. created by and starring jason zumwalt.
give masturbation a try
flick your bean
hair palms not cluster bombs
for those of you who were thinking of doing it anyway.
he must have a good view into the windows.
never thought a dog would be able to do this!
i wonder what it feels like.
a scene from grandma's boy where the main guy gets caught jerking off.
aside from the cameraman, only one guy seemed to even notice. and i`m pretty sure that was only because he wanted to join in.
if there's nothing else to do.
in this clip from the french version of "not another teen movie", the protagonist gets caught using a dildo.
good advice in a suitable place.
some asian guy runs up to random chicks and cums on them.
you aren`t masturbating enough
can't we all just get along? big thanks to funitln1 for uploading these classy propaganda images. check out masturbate for peace for more inspirational content.
a man has been fined for exposing himself and masturbating in front of a woman on a darwin-bound flight. lucas steven knudson argued he was "just adjusting himself" because his jeans were too tight, a darwin court heard yesterday, the northern territory news reports. the darwin magistrates court yesterday was told knudson, 32, had just landed on board virgin blue flight dj449 from brisbane when he was escorted off the plane by australian federal police after masturbating for "maybe four minutes" underneath his tray table in view of mother-of-two simone holt. the court heard the man - wearing jeans, a flannelette shirt, white socks and thongs - told airport officers her story was "bull----". but the two police officers who spoke to him after the midnight flight on april 11 said his jeans were not "overly tight". after a two-hour hearing, magistrate tanya fong lim found knudson, from the northern nsw town of ballina, guilty of committing an indecent act on the plane under the commonwealth crimes aviation act. ms holt, from kununurra in the northwest of wa, was emotional as she told the court she awoke about three hours into the flight to see knudson masturbating. the teacher's aide said she was seated on a window seat in row 11 with no one between her and knudson in the aisle seat - and he was shielding his activity from other passengers and flight attendants on the other side with his shirt. ms holt said she turned her reading light on to indicate she was awake and he "should cease" the act. she said he did stop "somewhat" but left his genitals exposed outside of his jeans. ms holt - who had to describe every detail of what she had seen in court - said she became anxious and signalled a flight attendant and asked to be moved. virgin blue flight attendant kelly taylor said ms holt was "panicked" and breathless when staff tried to console her at the back of the plane. she said knudson had stretched out across all three seats to sleep with his fly undone. on the witness stand, knudson said he had undone his button and touched his genitals for a few seconds to make himself more comfortable. source
a german trucker suspected of driving under the influence of drugs crashed his vehicle near borås in western sweden on tuesday. he subsequently admitted to masturbating at the time of the accident. the trucker, apparently unable to reach a satisfactory climax, then proceeded to continue to pleasure himself while in the midst of a police interrogation, according to the local borås tidning newspaper. "he was masturbating while the police interrogated him," police prosecutor åsa askenbäck told the newspaper. "he has admitted that he was not paying full attention at the time of the accident. he was playing with himself instead of focusing on the road." the truck driver was en route from gothenburg to borås at around 4am on tuesday morning. the truck and trailer flipped over when he rammed his vehicle into the central division on route 40 south of borås. the upturned vehicle blocked all traffic towards gothenburg and one lane was closed in the direction of borås. the man remained in the vehicle with his hands apparently still clasped around his own gear stick and was subsequently arrested for reckless driving and driving while under the influence of drugs. the suspicions against the man have now been extended to sexual molestation. the german trucker, who is in his thirties, has admitted all of the charges directed against him. source
a croatian man confessed to murdering his mother after she caught him engaging in auto-erotic asphyxiation while pleasuring himself inside their home. dino babic called split police sunday night around 9:30 p.m. and told them he thought he strangled his mother, the croatian times reports. after officers arrived, they found babic’s mother also had been hit over the head with a small statue. the 22-year-old man said he snapped when he saw his mom’s shock at finding him masturbating while pulling on a scarf tied around his neck. neighbors perceived the victim as a reclusive and modest woman, while her son was seen as troubled and possibly prone to drugs. police detained babic while continuing their investigation. source
