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how do you know if you're in love, in lust, or really married? for those of you who have any questions, or misplaced envy, this should clear it up:
love - when your eyes meet across a crowded room.
lust - when your tongues meet across a crowded room.
marriage - when you lose your child in crowded room.
love - when intercourse is called "making love."
lust - when intercourse is called "screwing."
marriage - what the hell are you talking about?.
love - when you share everything you own.
lust - when you steal everything they own.
marriage - when the bank owns everything.
love - when it doesn't matter if you don't climax.
lust - when the relationship is over if you don't climax.
marriage - what's a climax?.
love - when you write poems about your partner.
lust - when all you write is your phone number.
marriage - when all you write is cheques.
love - when you show concern for your partner's feelings.
lust - when you couldn't give a &*%$
marriage -when your only concern is what's on tv.
love - when your farewell is "i love you, darling..."
lust - when your farewell is "so, same time next week..."
marriage - when your farewell is a relief.
love - when you are proud to be seen in public with your partner.
lust - when you only see each other naked.
marriage - when you never see each other awake.
love - when your heart flutters every time you see them.
lust - when your groin twitches every time you see them.
marriage - when your wallet empties every time you see them.
love - when nobody else matters.
lust - when nobody else knows.
marriage - when everybody else matters and you don't care who knows.
love - when all the songs on the radio describe exactly how you feel.
lust - when the song on the radio determines how you do it.
marriage - when you listen to talk radio.
love - when breaking up is something you try not to think about.
lust - when staying together is something you try not to think about.
marriage - when just getting through today is your only thought.
love - when you're only interested in doing things with your partner.
lust - when you're only interested in doing things to your partner.
marriage - when you're only interested in your golf score.
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1) marriage is not a word. it is a sentence (a life sentence).
2) marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are still attached.
3) marriage is love. love is blind. therefore marriage is an institution for the blind.
4) marriage is an institution in which a man loses his bachelor's degree and the woman gets her master's.
5) marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a woman's finger, and two under the man's eyes.
6) marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit.
7) marriage is not just a having a wife but also worries inherited forever.
8) marriage requires a man to prepare 4 types of "rings":
* the engagement ring
* the wedding ring
* the suffe-ring
* the endu-ring
9) married life is full of excitement and frustration:
* in the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
* in the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
* in the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.
10) it is true that love is blind but marriage is definitely an eye-opener.
11) getting married is very much like going to the restaurant with friends. you order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that instead.
12) it's true that all men are born free and equal-but some of them get married!
13) there was this man who muttered a few words in the church and found himself married. a year later he muttered something in his sleep and found himself divorced.
14) a happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking; the husband gives and the wife takes.
15) conversations between son & father:
son: how much does it cost to get married, dad?
father: i don't know son, i'm still paying for it.
son: is it true? dad, i heard that in ancient china, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries.
father: that happens everywhere, son, everywhere!
16) there was a man who said, "i never knew what happiness was until i got married.... and then it was too late!"
17) love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
18) they say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage it is self-defense.
19) when a newly married man looks happy, we know why. but when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.
20) there was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her. they got married, and now he is going through hell.
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georgia's two-year-old ban on same-sex marriage was struck down by a judge on procedural grounds, a ruling that frustrated conservatives and likely sets the stage for further legal wrangling.
fulton county superior court judge constance c. russell ruled tuesday that the measure, overwhelmingly approved by voters in 2004, had violated the state constitution's single-subject rules for ballot questions.
gay rights activists savored their victory, but said they were on guard for an appeal to the state's highest court and a push from the measure's gop backers to call a special session of the state's legislature to revive the issue in time for november's elections.
activists had long awaited russell's ruling in their court challenge, which was originally filed in november 2004, soon after the constitutional ban was approved in that year's general election.
opponents argued that the amendment was flawed because it addressed issues other than gay marriage, including civil unions and the power of georgia courts to rule on disputes arising from same-sex relationships.
"people who believe marriages between men and women should have a unique and privileged place in our society may also believe that same-sex relationships should have some place _ although not marriage," russell wrote. "the single-subject rule protects the right of those people to hold both views and reflect both judgments by their vote."
"it's a victory for voters," said jack senterfitt, who challenged the amendment on behalf of the gay rights group lambda legal. "it protects the right of voters to make independent decisions on each independent issue."
gov. sonny perdue said he was disappointed by the decision and that he was still weighing his options. his spokesman dan mclagan would not say if that included calling a special session.
"the people of georgia knew exactly what they were doing when an overwhelming 76 percent voted in support of this constitutional amendment," said perdue, a republican. "it is sad that a single judge has chosen to reverse this decision."
if georgia lawmakers want to continue to press the issue, they'll need to come up with a different ballot amendment comprising of two separate questions, said beth littrell, associate legal director of georgia's american civil liberties union chapter, which also was a participant in the court challenge.
one question would have to deal with recognition of marriage as between a man and a woman and the other to address legal recognition of same-sex relationships, littrell said.
"civil unions and marriages are different things and people feel differently about them," she said. "and they need to be able to vote on them separately."
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