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Video:Cat Lover

cat lover

don't ever call your dog a cat lover.

Video:Dimitri the Lover

dimitri the lover

dimitri the lover, an animated take on the stud.

Video:The Muppets - 50 Ways To Leave Your Lover

the muppets - 50 ways to leave your lover

the electric mayhem cover paul simon`s 50 ways to leave your lover.

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Video:A Woman Takes A Lover Home

a woman takes a lover home

a woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.

her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch. the woman's husband also comes home.

she puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there already.

the little boy says, "dark in here." the man says, "yes, it is."

boy - "i have a baseball."

man - "that's nice."

boy - "want to buy it?"

man - "no, thanks."

boy - "my dad's outside."

man - "ok, how much?"

boy - "$150"

man - "sold."

in the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the closet together.

boy - "dark in here."

man - "yes, it is."

boy - "i have a wilson infielder's glove."

the lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, "how much?"

boy - "$350"

man - "highway robbery. sold"

a few days later, the father says to the boy, "grab your gloves, let's go outside and have a game of catch."

the boy says, "i can't, i sold my ball and my glove."

the father asks, "how much did you sell them for?"

the boy says, "$500"

the father says, "that's terrible to overcharge your friends like that ... that is way more than those two things cost. i'm going to take you to church and make you confess your greed."

they go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.

the boy says, "dark in here."

the priest says, "don't start that shit again"

Video:Bitter Ex-Lover in Web Hate Campaign

bitter ex-lover in web hate campaign

a jilted lover set up a pornographic website featuring naked pictures of his ex-girlfriend in a hate campaign launched after she dumped him.

motor racing promoter alan williamson advertised the website address on the livery of his racing cars as he travelled the world to race events.

he made numerous phone calls to his ex-girlfriend and sent up to 60 text messages per night to her mobile phone.

the 42-year-old also made insulting remarks about her to business associates, and claimed she was a prostitute.

williamson's actions drove his former lover to consider suicide, leicester magistrates' court was told. prosecutor mark williams told the court: "this is one of the worst cases of harassment i have ever encountered. "there is not a single shred of credible evidence to support any of the claims. i cannot emphasise enough the gross impact this has had on her - she became a social pariah and, at one point, considered taking her own life."

williamson, who admitted five counts of harassment, did not go to prison because magistrates heard he was suffering from a severe mental illness. instead he was ordered to pay £300,000 court costs and pay £5,000 to his former lover.

the court was told williamson, formerly of great glen, and his ex-girlfriend ended their relationship in december 2004, after he refused to get psychiatric counselling.

mr williams said trouble began "immediately". he said: "williamson travelled all over the world, making insulting comments about the complainant at premises such as garages and hotels where she was known."

in february he set up a website, which included a picture of them "in a very passionate and intimate position".

mr williams said: "when the police enabled the site to be blocked, he set it up again from a base in the usa."

representing williamson, imogen cox said that when she first met him she had concerns about his mental health. he was discovered to be suffering from bi-polar disorder and believed that everything he was doing was justified.

williamson, who now lives in west yorkshire, is now on medication for his mental illness. he was given a three-year conditional discharge and a restraining order not to contact his ex-girlfriend or anyone else involved.

thisisleicestershire.co.uk

Video:Lovers' Lane

lovers' lane

a cop was patrolling at night in a well-known spot. he sees a couple in a car, with the interior light brightly glowing. the cop carefully approaches the car to get a closer look.

then he sees a young man behind the wheel, reading a computer magazine. he immediately notices a young woman in the rear seat, knitting. puzzled by this surprising situation, the cop walks to the car and gently raps on the driver's window.

the young man lowers his window ... "uh, yes, officer?"

"what are you doing?"

"well, isn't it obvious? i'm reading a magazine, sir."

pointing towards the young woman in the back seat the cop says: "and her, what is she doing?"

the young man shrugs: "sir, i believe she's knitting a pullover sweater."

now, the cop is totally confused. a young couple. alone, in a car, at night in a lovers' lane. and nothing obscene is happening!

"what's your age, young man?"

"i'm 25, sir."

"and her ... what's her age?"

the young man looks at his watch and replies: "she'll be 18 in 11 minutes."

Video:Man Mails Cow Head to Wife's Lover

man mails cow head to wife's lover

norristown, pa. — a man who mailed a bloody cow's head to his wife's lover has been sentenced to probation and community service. jason michael fife "understands that in a civilized society a person cannot send a severed cow's head to anybody," said his defense lawyer, henry hilles.

authorities in lower pottsgrove, northwest of philadelphia, arrested fife and charged him with stalking, terroristic threats, disorderly conduct and harassment after he allegedly sent threatening messages and pictures to the victim between may and september 2006.

the victim received a package containing a cow's head with a puncture wound in its skull on june 1, 2006.

police said fife, 31, got the cow's head from a butcher's shop, claiming he wanted the dried skull for decoration. instead, he mailed the head frozen, so as not to alert parcel carriers to the contents, police said. the box became bloody after sitting on the victim's doorstep on a warm day.

police were able to trace the package and threatening e-mails to fife, court documents indicate.

"my client did step over the line here, but one can certainly understand his frustration, given that the victim was carrying on an affair with my client's wife," hilles said.

fife, of hunker, southeast of pittsburgh, was sentenced friday to a program for first-time offenders in which he must complete two years of probation and 50 hours of community service. if he successfully finishes the program, his record will be cleared.

fife and his wife, who have a young child, later reconciled, hilles said.

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Video:Music Lovers Need To See This !!!

music lovers need to see this !!!

this guy could tap using both hands and his feet as well. he`s called samtriggy!!!

Video:Music lover's (SAMTRIGGY)

music lover's (samtriggy)

play's 3 guitar at one time. good stuff starts at 1:50.

Video:James Blunt - Goodbye My Lover

james blunt - goodbye my lover

james blunt

Video:For the 80's Pontiac Lover

for the 80's pontiac lover

my pride and joy.. a 88gt fiero 5speed. only 20,000 miles, all original.

Video:The Day Today - Uzi Lover

the day today - uzi lover

in this sketch chris morris satirises the pathetic mentality of rap artists. he plays "fur q", a rapper explaining how he kills 5 people live on stage during his concerts.

Video:Banana Lover

banana lover

pepa from salt & pepa doing a trick with a banana.

Video:Dodgeball - Pizza Lover

dodgeball - pizza lover

white goodman takes his love for pizza a little too far.

Video:Classical Lovers High On More Than Music

classical lovers high on more than music

do you prefer la traviata while on magic mushrooms, or berlioz after a spliff? you may not be alone.

a study by university of leicester psychologist adrian north has found the music you love may suggest how you live — including your likelihood of taking drugs.

his research suggests that more than one quarter of classical music fans use cannabis and 12.3 per cent of opera buffs have tried magic mushrooms.

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Video:The Lover's Poem

the lover's poem

a black guy and a white guy had been working together for many years, and the white guy always seemed happy. one day the black guy asked him" why are you always so happy?" to which the white guy replied " every day i make love to my wife after telling her this poem, " my lady with hair so blonde and eyes so blue, lay down and let me make sweet love to you." the next day the black guy shows up with a busted lip and a bruised eye. the white guy asked him what happened. "well", he said, "i tried telling my wife a poem and it didn"t work." "what did you say?", asked the white guy. i told her, "nappy head, nappy head, eyes like a frog. bend over bitch so i can fuck you like a dog."

Video:Super Bowl 2007 - A Chip Lovers Dream

super bowl 2007 - a chip lovers dream

2 of 5 fan submitted doritos commercial to win a spot during super bowl xli. a man is climbing a mountain with a bag of doritos and he starts to fall only to wake up and realize it was all a dream and his doritos are safe.

Video:Angelina Jolie 4 - Snake Lover

angelina jolie 4 - snake lover

angelina jolie (born june 4, 1975) is an american film actress, a former fashion model and a goodwill ambassador for the un refugee agency. she is often cited by popular media as one of the world's most beautiful women and her off-screen life is widely reported. she has received three golden globe awards, two screen actors guild awards and an academy award.

Video:Angelina Jolie 5 - Snake Lover

angelina jolie 5 - snake lover

angelina jolie (born june 4, 1975) is an american film actress, a former fashion model and a goodwill ambassador for the un refugee agency. she is often cited by popular media as one of the world's most beautiful women and her off-screen life is widely reported. she has received three golden globe awards, two screen actors guild awards and an academy award.

Video:Britney Lover Gets Shock

britney lover gets shock

some kid's singing a britney spears song when someone makes him jump.

Video:Lovers In Brief

lovers in brief

a brief history of famous lovers in pictures...

Video:Friends or Lovers? Bush Endorses McCain

friends or lovers? bush endorses mccain

president bush endorses republican nominee sen. john mccain for president. after bitter battles and numerous disagreements, are these two now lovers or still...just friends? watch this webcastr original video now and see for yourself.

Video:Lovers Or Dolphins?

lovers or dolphins?

what do you see first? lovers or dolphins? its supposed to tell you whether you are perverted or not.

Video:Woman Stabs Tied-Up Lover To Drink Blood

woman stabs tied-up lover to drink blood

a woman who stabbed her tied-up lover so she could drink his blood has been sentenced to 10 years in prison. tiffany sutton told maricopa county superior court judge david udall that she was sorry for the incident and said she never meant to hurt anyone, but received the stiff sentence anyway after he called the crime especially heinous.

sutton, 24, pleaded guilty to aggravated assault in august. she was arrested by tempe police in february after she repeatedly stabbed her lover during an alcohol- and drug-fueled sexual tryst.

according to police reports, the victim, 46-year-old robert mcdaniel, agreed to be tied up during sex but became alarmed and asked to be untied when sutton pulled out a knife and said she liked to drink blood. sutton then attacked him, slicing his leg, puncturing his arm, shoulder and back and cutting his neck and stomach. when he escaped, she chased him with a pickax.

sutton's attorney, elizabeth houck, told the judge at tuesday's hearing that she suffers from a personality disorder that causes instability and has taken responsibility for her actions, according to the east valley tribune.

houck wrote in a sentencing memo that prison records show sutton thought she was a vampire for the first several weeks she was in jail.

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