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art on a losing lottery ticket.
two scratch off lottery winners spend all their winnings in 8 hours on hookers, booze and complete debauchery.
a clip from whose line is it anyway, the topic this time is "lottery hoedown".
the hustlers are selling a fake winning lottery ticket for less than what it seems to be worth.
derren brown explains how he predicted the correct winning numbers for the national lottery.
current affair: dateline conducts undercover investigation into lottery sales. the program obtained lists of top winners from 10 state lotteries and found that in many of those states, lottery retailers, clerks and their relatives are among the biggest winners. it then conducted a sting to find out why.
article submitted by geoblaze. hampton, va. (ap) - a hampton man has won the virginia lottery's cash 5 top prize of $100,000, and won it, and won it. lottery officials said the man won $1.1 million after playing the same numbers on 11 tickets for the same drawing. each winning ticket gives the man $100,000. lottery officials haven't identified the man, who was scheduled to claim his winnings tuesday afternoon at the lottery service center in hampton. source have any interesting articles you'd like to share? article request thread.
a blonde buys a ticket and wins the lottery. he goes to lottery headquarters to claim it and the man verifies his ticket number. the blonde says, "i want my $20 million." the man replied, "no, sorry lady. it doesn't work that way. we give you a million today and then you'll get the rest spread out for the next 19 years." the blonde said, "oh, no. i want all my money right now! i won it and i want it." again, the man explain that he would only get a million that day and the rest during the next 19 years. the blonde, furious with the man, screams out, "look, i want my money! if you're not going to give me my $20 million right now, then i want my dollar back!"
it's banned according to youtube. but i'm sure somebody will say "no it isn't!" in a high-pitched and very irritating voice, without providing any evidence. i guess the advert is showing what you could do if you won the lottery. i am sure your version would be on spankwire.
this guy goes to the store to cash in a winning lottery ticket, he has no clue how lucky he is when a car slams through the front of the liquor store nearly hitting him.
adeline and eugene angelo won $5 million thursday after buying the winning ticket in last week's lotto game. in 1996, they won $2.5 million after splitting a $10 million jackpot with three other people. eugene angelo, 81, said he and his wife would share their new fortune with their three sons and their families. taking the lump-sum payment of $2.5 million, eugene and adeline and each of their sons will get about $513,000 before taxes. "we're a little older, a little wiser and there are a few more of us, when you count the grandkids," angelo said at a news conference. "we're still the same old people. still very excited. it's a great feeling." adeline angelo, 74, a retired medical secretary, said she hoped the new money will "buy us good health and longevity." their last big prize allowed the couple to move from the bronx to putnam county, about 50 miles north of the city. eugene angelo said they would continue to live modestly. but they will continue to buy lottery tickets "just for the fun of it," his wife added. the angelo sons -- eugene jr., 48, steven, 47, and michael, 42 -- who joined their parents at the news conference, said they would use the money for home renovations, new home purchases and their children's college education. eugene jr. said his father spent about $42 on lottery tickets every week, and has done so since the lottery began 29 years ago. the couple bought their latest ticket at a market in croton falls for the drawing on aug. 18, just one month shy of their 50th wedding anniversary, on sept. 28. source: boston.com
a man is down to 1 number to win the lotto...
an ad where a woman deals with the mailman, who just won $200,000, while speaking to 911 on the phone.
i bet that lady feels uncomfortable.
aawwww...
two women discuss their financial and marital situations, while revealing how alimony is like a winning lotto ticket.
the first show in derren brown's new series, the events.in this episode, which was broadcasted live, derren brown attempts to guess the numbers of the live national lottey event on 9th september 2009. the results are pretty amazing. remember this was live, and on firday 11th he will explain how he did it.
interviewer: "congratulations on winning the lottery." farmer: "thank you." interviewer: "do you have any special plans for spending all of that money?" farmer: "nope. not really. i'm just gonna keep farming until the lottery money is all gone."
this nice, old jewish man really wanted to win the lottery. so, one week, he goes to synagogue and he says (good yiddish accent mandatory), "oy, lord of heaven and earth, imagine how much good i could do with ze money i vould vin if i von the lottery! imagine how much charity i could give! help me vin the lottery and i will spent ze money visely!" he doesn't vin... err.. win the lottery. the next week, he goes to synagogue again and says, "oh, lord of heaven and earth, you must not have heard me last veek! imagine how many lives i could make easier with ze money from ze lottery! help me vin ze lottery!" once again, he doesn't win. the third week, he goes to synagogue again and prays in a similar vein. suddenly, he hears a voice from the heavens: "help me, help me!" he says, "lord of heaven and earth, what can i do to help you?" "buy a ticket!"
a town's entire police force has quit in hungary after winning more than £10 million in the lottery. the 15-strong squad in budaors scooped the jackpot with their ticket on tuesday and all resigned on the spot. police chiefs have scrambled back-up units to the region until more full-time officers can be recruited. it was the sixth biggest win in hungarian lottery history, reports the daily telegraph. source have any interesting articles you'd like to share? article request thread.
kick her to the curb.
your not going to win!
scratch offs.
