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8 local news segments gone horribly wrong

8 local news segments gone horribly wrong.

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• 9/6/2009
• by Hamelin

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10 best local tv ads

10 best local tv ads

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• 10/5/2009
• by delt_osvp

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local skateboarding

a local kid devin abner about 2 years ago. skateboarding.

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• 6/29/2006
• by the midget

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local fireworks

just some local fireworks, im not sayin its good or anything just felt like uploading it, by the way its the grand finally*.

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• 7/4/2006
• by ajf291

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republicans talk politics at local rifle range

a bunch of broward county, fla. republicans convened at a local rifle range to talk politics and squeeze off a few rounds at bulls eyes.

one of them was a poster of a scary dude in a traditional middle eastern headdress -- another was human likeness with the initials of local democratic rep. debbie wasserman schultz

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• 10/13/2009
• by truth-is-the-nemesis

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labour loses local elections

the british labour party, headed by tony blair, is facing serious defeat.

the party lost over 230 seats yesterday in the local polls, as was expected. the conservatives have gained considerably.

the last two weeks have been hard for labour, with a lot of negative publicity, including a sex scandal and the mistaken release of over 1000 criminal foreigners, most of who have since disappeared.

losing so many seats in local councils, who determine public works and policing and education on a local level, can seriously hamper the ability of labour to win seats in parliament.

because of the defeat and calls for his resignation, blair will reshuffle his cabinet today, to reassert his faltering grip on government.

it is not yet known, but widely suspected, that blair will stand down in the summer of 2007.

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• 5/4/2006
• by qtnik

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local restaurant

a big texan cowboy stopped at a local restaurant following a day of drinking and roaming around in mexico. while sipping his tequila, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table.not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful. he asked the waiter, "what is that you just served?"

the waiter replied, "ah senor, you have excellent taste! those are bull's testicles from the bull fight this morning, a delicacy!"

the cowboy, though momentarily daunted, said, "what the heck, i'm on vacation down here! bring me an order!"

the waiter replied, "i am so sorry senor. there is only one serving per day because there is only one bull fight each morning. if you come early tomorrow and place your order, we will be sure to save you this delicacy!"

the next morning, the cowboy returned, placed his order, and then that evening he was served the one and only special delicacy of the day. after a few bites, and inspecting the contents of his platter, he called to the waiter and said, "these are delicious, but they are much, much smaller than the ones i saw you serve yesterday!"

the waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, "si, senor. sometimes the bull wins."

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• 2/14/2006
• by sn1per_uk

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a pirate at the local bar discusses his past

a seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures on the sea. the seaman notes that the pirate has a peg-leg, a hook, and an eye patch.

the seaman asks, "so, how did you end up with the peg-leg?"

the pirate replies, "we were in a storm at sea, and i was swept overboard into a school of sharks. just as my men were pulling me out, a shark bit my leg off."

"wow!" said the seaman. "what about your hook"?

"well", replied the pirate, "we were boarding an enemy ship and were battling the other sailors with swords. one of the enemy cut my hand off."

"incredible!" remarked the seaman. "how did you get the eye patch"? "a seagull dropping fell into my eye," replied the pirate.

"you lost your eye to a seagull dropping?," the sailor asked incredulously.

"well," said the pirate, "it was my first day with my hook."

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• 10/30/2005
• by R_Makaveli

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a local girl half strips on canadian idol

can't sing, can't dance, can't strip.... priceless

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• 6/15/2006
• by GH_DEFIANT

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conan o'brien local professional athletes commercial

title says it all.

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• 2/28/2007
• by PhotoEditGuy

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18 inch pacu caught in local lake

a macomb county man caught an 18-inch piranha in lake st. clair.

toby davison. 43, of st. clair shores, is a longtime fisherman.

"on the line, i knew it wasn't normal," davison told the macomb county daily. "it was really fighting against the metal."

he packed the fish on ice and took it to the department of natural resources office at south river road and jefferson in harrison township, the paper reported.

"they told me i caught a piranha and then they said, 'congratulations, because you will probably never catch something like this again,'" said davison, who works for a lawn care service.

dnr staff said the piranha probably came from an aquarium in someone's home and was tossed into the lake, which is illegal.

davison said he will keep the piranha frozen until he can get the money to pay for it to be mounted.

source: clickondetroit.com

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• 8/21/2007
• by DaVyWaVyBaBy

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local news birthday wishes failure

a couple of clueless anchors fall for an epic joke when somebody writes in with hilarious wishes for just about every crank call name in the book.

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• 3/29/2009
• by mag1kr3zin