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a lizard that squirts blood - from its eyes. watching this might save the lizard's life.
an armadillo lizard coiled up in defence.
fire ant attacks are forcing fence lizards to evolve to survive.
they added some fake baby laughter but it really looks like the lizard is very ticklish :)
cool armored lizard coiled up on someone`s hand.
a baby crested basilisk lizard poses for the press at taronga zoo in sydney, australia. this tiny but lightning-fast creature that grows to a length of about 40cm is a resident of central america, where it is known as the jesus lizard for its ability to walk on water.
"meet one of the few lizards in the world that own a poisonous bite - the mexican beaded lizard. video showing the elaborate fighting rituals employed by males as they jostle for territory. wildlife short from sir david attenborough's natural history series, life in cold blood."
a monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks past and looks up and says to the monkey "hey! what are you doing?" the monkey says "smoking a joint, come up and have some."
so the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they have a few puffs. after a while the lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a drink from the river.
the lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river. a crocodile sees this and swims over to the lizard and helps him to the shore, then asks the lizard, "what's the matter with you?"
the lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the monkey in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while trying to get a drink.
the crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the jungle, finds the tree were the monkey is sitting, finishing a joint, and he looks up and says "hey you!"
the monkey looks down and says "fuuuuuuuuck! duuuude!.......how much water did you drink?!!"
review of challenged ballots in the recount for the mn seat for us senate brings some welcome comic relief in the name of write-in candidates on challenged ballots: lizard people and flying spaghetti monster, with a little frankenstin [sic] for good measure.
"displays of the flat lizard and its acrobatics performed in the quest for a black fly dinner. video from sir david attenborough's natural history series, life in cold blood."
classic track from 1979. the flying lizards were a british experimental rock band. and this song is a cover of barry gooding jr.'s "money (that's what i want).
"the vivid red-and-blue colouring is almost uncannily like that of the marvel superhero. they make good pets, as they become tame and docile if handled regularly. native to kenya, the rock agama (agama mwanzae) is unable to throw webs, but can change colour – the brightly coloured males will change brown at night or if frightened. they can also run on their hind legs, and – like spidey – can scale vertical walls."
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first ep. of the series
crazy japanese show where girls face their fears.
a lizard jumps on a newscaster.
a lizard plays with his food.
"ever wondered how a lizard can cope with the extreme temperatures of the namib desert? video from bbc wildlife show 'dune'." (namib is in namibia, southwest africa.)
a lizard that looks startlingly like spider-man - mwanza flat-headed rock agama - has become the latest fashionable pet. the vivid red-and-blue colouring is almost uncannily like that of the marvel superhero, and comic book fans have been flocking to exotic pet shops to snap them up. agamas like the spider-lizard, as it has become known make good pets, as they become tame and docile if handled regularly. however, they require specialist equipment in the uk to maintain their temperature. it can grow up to a foot long, and the squeamish may find it a problem to feed – a balanced diet for an agama includes locusts, crickets, mealworms and waxworms. native to kenya, the rock agama (agama mwanzae) is unable to throw webs, but can change colour – the brightly coloured males will change brown at night or if frightened. they can also run on their hind legs, and – like spidey – can scale vertical walls. source
one of the rarest forms of interspecies erotica.
that should teach that reptile not to mess with an elephant.
kill it with kitty kung-fu
haters vote it down if you must but i thought it was pretty cool.
so i was eating at a restaurant when i noticed some eels in the tank... but then i noticed these things had legs!.. so i took a closer look n these were definately not eels... does anyone know what these things are.. please give some background info / how to raise em
