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never ignore your liver.
three kids are in school... a white, a black, and a mexican kid. the teacher tells them to make a sentence with the words liver and cheese. white kid says: "my mom made me a liver and cheese sandwich and it was sooo good." black kid says: "my daddy told my momma to go get the government cheese and she didn't, so my daddy punched her in the liver." mexican kid says: "some kids were trying to look under my sister's dress and i told the cabrones, "hey!!! liver alone, cheese my sister!"
he quits.
there was a labrador, a dalmation and a doberman in a doggy bar when an attractive girl poodle walks in. she says to the three dogs "whichever one of you can say the best sentence with liver and cheese in wins a date!" so the labrador says " i like cheese but i don't like liver," but that wasn't good enough for the girl poodle. then the doberman said "i like liver but i don't like cheese" but it still wasn't good enough. finally the dalmtion piped in with "liver alone. cheese mine!" however, he still lost because it was the cheesiest joke she had ever heard.
in all seriousness... donate your organs
