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Video:

lightbulb in a microwave

the fun that can be had with just your microwave and a light-bulb.
thanks sirux!

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• 9/28/2005
• by Fuzzylogic

Video:

bush and the lightbulb

how many bush administration officials does it take to change a light bulb?

the answer is seven...

one to deny that a light bulb needs to be replaced.

one to attack and question the patriotism of anyone who has questions about the changing of the light bulb.

one to blame the previous administration for the need of a new light bulb.

one to arrange the invasion of a country rumored to have a secret stockpile of light bulbs.

one to get together with vice president cheney and figure out how to pay halliburton one million dollars for a light bulb.

one to arrange a photo-op session showing bush changing the light bulb while dressed in a flight suit and wrapped in an american flag.

and finally, one to explain to bush the difference between screwing a light bulb and screwing the country.

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• 10/13/2006
• by ratbstard

Video:

lightbulb idea - comic

eureka!

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• 5/27/2008
• by InsayneJayne

Video:

flat lightbulb

the flat bulb is a good re-invention in the traditional product. designed by korean designer joonhuyn kim, the flat bulb is only the third of the size of a regular bulb, reducing the cost of packaging and transport. its slim shape allows bulbs to be easily stacked and prevents breakage as it does not roll. the product was introduced at 100% design tokyo.

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• 11/21/2008
• by InsayneJayne

Video:

lightbulb entertainment

lightbulb entertainemnt first video

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• 11/30/2006
• by proud2beviet

Video:

lightbulb

three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb. one of them decides to call 911. blonde: "we need help. we're three blondes changing a light bulb." operator: "hmmmmm. you put in a fresh bulb?" blonde: "yes." operator: "the power in the house in on?" blonde: "of course." operator: "and the switch is on?" blonde: "yes, yes." operator: "and the bulb still won't light up?" blonde: "no, it's working fine." operator: "then what's the problem?" blonde: "we got dizzy spinning the ladder around, and we all fell and hurt ourselves!"

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• 5/8/2009
• by TigerRenko

Video:

when changing a lightbulb goes wrong

this guy is retarded... or at least now he is.

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• 10/26/2006
• by mcnoober

Video:

how many forum members does it take to change a lightbulb?

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

1 to move it to the lighting section

2 to argue then move it to the electricals section

7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs

5 to flame the spell checkers

3 to correct spelling/grammar flames

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"

15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct

19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum

11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum

36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty

7 to post url's where one can see examples of different light bulbs

4 to post that the url's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected url's

3 to post about links they found from the url's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group

13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "me too"

5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

13 to say "do a google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"

18 who trip over each other in their rush to say "repost!"

1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.

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• 3/7/2006
• by Pandora