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Video:Venture Brothers - License to Kill

venture brothers - license to kill

a *make believe* license.

Video:Monty Python's Fish License Sketch

monty python's fish license sketch

a man goes into the post office to buy a license for his pet halibut, eric.

Video:DMV Drivers License Prank

dmv drivers license prank

in this clip, a bunch of guys make themselves look goofy for driving licenses.

Video:Drivers License Test

drivers license test

i'm having second thoughts on getting my drivers license.

Video:Drivers License

drivers license

a young man just received his driving license . he asks his father, who was a minister, if they could discuss his use of the car.

"i'll make a deal with you," said his father. "you bring up your grades, study your bible a little, get your hair cut, and then we'll talk."

no less than a month later, the boy comes back and asks his father if they could discuss his use of the car.

"son, i'm really proud of you. you've brought your grades up and you've studied your bible, but you haven't gotten your hair cut!"

"you know, dad, i've been thinking about that. samson had long hair, moses had long hair, noah had long hair, and even jesus had long hair."

"yes son, and they walked everywhere they went!"

  • Votes 3.2517/5
  • Views 305
  • Comments 1
  • Date 6/26/2006
  • by URB99

Video:Interracial Couple Denied Marriage License

interracial couple denied marriage license

hammond, la. - a louisiana justice of the peace said he refused to issue a marriage license to an interracial couple out of concern for any children the couple might have.

keith bardwell, justice of the peace in tangipahoa parish, says it is his experience that most interracial marriages do not last long.

neither bardwell nor the couple immediately returned phone calls from the associated press. but bardwell told the daily star of hammond that he was not a racist.

"i do ceremonies for black couples right here in my house," bardwell said. "my main concern is for the children."

bardwell said he has discussed the topic with blacks and whites, along with witnessing some interracial marriages. he came to the conclusion that most of black society does not readily accept offspring of such relationships, and neither does white society, he said.

"i don't do interracial marriages because i don't want to put children in a situation they didn't bring on themselves," bardwell said. "in my heart, i feel the children will later suffer."

if he does an interracial marriage for one couple, he must do the same for all, he said.

"i try to treat everyone equally," he said.

thirty-year-old beth humphrey and 32-year-old terence mckay, both of hammond, say they will consult the u.s. justice department about filing a discrimination complaint.

humphrey told the newspaper she called bardwell on oct. 6 to inquire about getting a marriage license signed. she says bardwell's wife told her that bardwell will not sign marriage licenses for interracial couples.

"it is really astonishing and disappointing to see this come up in 2009," said american civil liberties union of louisiana attorney katie schwartzman. "the supreme court ruled as far back as 1963 that the government cannot tell people who they can and cannot marry."

the aclu was preparing a letter for the louisiana supreme court, which oversees the state justices of the peace, asking them to investigate bardwell and see if they can remove him from office, schwartzman said.

"he knew he was breaking the law, but continued to do it," schwartzman said.





lmao. i had to add this bit from a yahoo! news article:

"i'm not a racist. i just don't believe in mixing the races that way," bardwell told the associated press on thursday. "i have piles and piles of black friends. they come to my home, i marry them, they use my bathroom. i treat them just like everyone else."


one of many question i have for this guy is:

does he refuse only black and white couples or does he go as far as to deny.. say.. white and hispanic couples? black and hispanic? white and asian? black and asian? asian and hispanic??
j/w.

Video:Nigga PLZ License Plate

nigga plz license plate

crazy white new yorkers.

Video:BJSRGR8 License Plate

bjsrgr8 license plate

and how!

Video:Bacon License Plate

bacon license plate

mmmbacon

Video:GOD - 666 License

god - 666 license

good or evil.

Video:ANASLEX License Plate

anaslex license plate

what did you think it said?

Video:Interesting License Plate

interesting license plate

take that wrx! (from www.ultimatecarpage.com)

Video:License Plate

license plate

24 7 geek.

Video:Guide to Drivers License Test (Rove Live)

guide to drivers license test (rove live)

this segment is from the australian tv show 'rove live'. it was made in 2004.

Video:Funny License Plates

funny license plates

small collection of custom vanity plates submitted by mugenfan89.

Video:The best license plate EVER!

the best license plate ever!

ditto!

Video:License  Plates

license plates

it says "wtf lol".

Video:License Plates

license plates

a license plate saying 'uber1337'.

Video:Terrorist Hunting License

terrorist hunting license

bush issued hunting license.

Video:Funny License Plates

funny license plates

some-one paid extra to have this license plate?

Video:Funny License Plates

funny license plates

just a stupid license plate i saw last week on vacation... rimmer.

  • Votes 3.3605/5
  • Views 5749
  • Comments 7
  • Date 11/28/2006
  • by Frogz

Video:Dynamic License Plate Mask

dynamic license plate mask

these guys have managed to work out a mechanism to hide your license plate number in times of need.

Video:More Than 3 Cats? Get A License

more than 3 cats? get a license


mass. town: people with 4 or more felines must apply for kennel permit.

dudley, mass. - a massachusetts town has made it illegal to own more than three cats without getting a special license.

voters at a town meeting in dudley added language to a town bylaw on monday night that makes it illegal to own more than three cats without a $50 residential kennel license.

the article was in response to a neighborhood feud over the 15 cats owned by mary ellen richards. story continues below ?advertisement | your ad here

the telegram & gazette of worcester reports that one neighbor claimed the cats have ruined his yard.

richards has put her home up for sale and says she plans to move to a "more cat-friendly community."

dudley is about 60 miles southwest of boston.

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Video:DMV Drivers License Prank on News

dmv drivers license prank on news

two teenagers from virginia dress up in different outfits and disguises and get their pictures taken for their driver licenses over and over again. this is what the local news had to say about it.


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