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on september 27, 2007 former president bill clinton spoke with fox news' greta van susteren about kiva.org, a non-profit organization with a unique approach to enabling success.
levee suicide age: 20 location: tennessee into: nature, dogs, horizon organic whole milk, sriracha, tattoos, thunderstorms, sweet tea, sushi, freckles, simple things, reality tv, riding bicycles, pretty faces, chicken tacos with cilantro and onions! mmmmmmmmmmm not into: bugs, assholes. makes her happy: surprises makes her sad: animal cruelty fav bands: kings of leon, led zeppelin, broken social scene, caribou, girl talk
old couple who witnessed the levee explosions
levee suicide age:19 location: tennessee into: animals, extra sweet tea, bicycles, sushi, smart asses, sweethearts, good food. not into: animal cruelty, bugs, assholes. makes her happy: puppies makes her sad: death fav bands: led zeppelin, pink floyd, girl talk, daft punk, mgmt, caribou, broken social scene, paramore, radiohead, lil wayne fav tv shows: weeds, home movies, family guy, daria, mission hill, my life on the d-list, the real world, best week ever, top chef, assy mcgee
beautiful scenery once again.
=>=>=>george bush has decided to play a joke on his replacement as president, by taking a dump in the corner of the oval office.he will spend the next few weeks trying to find the corner.
=>=>=>tony snow, speech writer to president george w. bush has tragically died. reacting to snow's death, bush said "". =>=>=>crawford, texas (associated press release) - a tragic fire this morning destroyed the personal library of president george w. bush. the fire began in the presidential bathroom where both of the books were kept. both of his books have been lost. a presidential spokesman said the president was devastated, as he had almost finished coloring the second one. =>=>=>what do you call a retard in a fancy suit? the president of the united states. =>=>=>apparently, when he finally leaves office, george bush will be using the spare time to finish his book. he's dying to find out where spot's hiding. =>=>=>george bush senior talking to his son: "i made the same mistake with your mother that you did in iraq... i didn't pull out in time."
>=>=>george w. bush has announced that everyone may have laughed when the journalist threw his shoes at him but evidence has come to light that iraq were working on a long range bedroom slipper. =>=>=>how can we say that americans haven't got a sense of humor?... i mean we all make sick jokes on this website but they shit on us...they voted the sickest joke ever into power...twice! =>=>=>did you hear that the first case of bird flu was reported in america recently? president bush is has prepared a statement announcing he will bomb the canary islands. =>=>=>i am a crack dealer in new jersey who has recently been diagnosed as a carrier of the hiv virus. my parents live in a suburb of philadelphia and one of my sisters, who lives in bensenville, is married to a transvestite. my father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana and are currently dependent on my other two sisters who are prostitutes in jersey city. i have two brothers. one is currently serving a non-parole life sentence in attica for murder of a teenage boy in 1994. the other brother is currently being held in the wellington remand center on charges of neglecting his three children. i have recently become engaged to marry a former thai prostitute who lives in the bronx and, indeed, is still a part-time "working girl" in a brothel. my problem is this: i love my fiance and look forward to bringing her into the family and of course i want to be totally honest with her. should i tell her i voted for bush? signed, worried about my reputation =>=>=>tony snow, speech writer to president george w. bush has tragically died. reacting to snow's death, bush said "". =>=>=>crawford, texas (associated press release) - a tragic fire this morning destroyed the personal library of president george w. bush. the fire began in the presidential bathroom where both of the books were kept. both of his books have been lost. a presidential spokesman said the president was devastated, as he had almost finished coloring the second one. =>=>=>what do you call a retard in a fancy suit? the president of the united states. =>=>=>apparently, when he finally leaves office, george bush will be using the spare time to finish his book. he's dying to find out where spot's hiding.
=>=>=>george bush senior talking to his son: "i made the same mistake with your mother that you did in iraq... i didn't pull out in time." =>=>=>...after numerous rounds of "we don't even know if osama is still alive",osama himself decided to send george w a letter in his own handwriting to let him know he was still in the game. bush opened the letter and it appeared to contain a coded message: 370hssv-0773h. bush was baffled, so he typed it out and emailed it to colin powell. colin and his aides had no clue either so they sent it to the cia. no one could solve it so it went to the nsa and then to mit and nasa, and the secret service. eventually they asked britain's mi6 for help. they cabled the white house: "tell the president he is looking at the message upside down." =>=>=>news from the white house.. george bush's wallet has gone missing already. =>=>=>george w. bush and mahmoud ahmadinejad meet in tehran for peace talks following recent hostilities. as they're sat down, bush notices three buttons on the side of his chair. he pushes the first one and a boot comes flying out of nowhere kicking him in the shins. the iranian president falls about laughing. he pushes the second button and a boxing glove comes flying through the air and hits him in the face. again the iranian president pisses himself laughing. he pushes the third button tentatively and another boot comes flying out of nowhere and kicks him in the balls. eyes watering, he falls to the floor while the iranian president struggles for air as he's laughing so hard. bush staggers to his feet and announces that he's going to washington - the iranian president will be welcome to resume talks in three days. three days pass and the iranian president arrives in washington for the talks. as he sits down in his seat he notices three buttons on the side. eyeing them suspiciously, he presses the first one. nothing happens........ bush starts giggling. he winces as he pushes the second one. again, nothing.... bush starts laughing harder. he grimaces as he pushes the third one. once more, nothing happens..... bush falls out of his seat laughing. the iranian president gets up in a huff and announces, "i'm going back to iran." gasping for air, bush replies, "what iran?" =>=>=>you know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the nba is chinese, france is accusing the u.s. of arrogance, germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in america are named 'bush', 'dick', and 'colon' =>=>=>it's been 7 years now since 9/11, and i can't help wondering... ...has george bush finished reading 'my pet goat' yet?
=>=>=>how many members of the bush administration does it take to change a light bulb? 1. one to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed; 2. one to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs to be changed; 3. one to blame clinton for burning out the light bulb; 4. one to arrange the invasion of a country rumored to have a secret stockpile of light bulbs; 5. and, last but not least, one more to let the nearest african-american take care of it instead.
