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Video:Morning Musume English Lesson /w Subtitles 1/2

morning musume english lesson /w subtitles 1/2

some really cute japanese girls taking an amusing english lesson.

Video:Children of Bodom Guitar Lessons

children of bodom guitar lessons

children of bodom guitar lesson. pretty amazing video.

Video:Golfing Lessons

golfing lessons

a foursome is waiting on the men's tee while another
 foursome of ladies is hitting from the ladies' tee. the ladies are
 taking their time, when finally the last lady is ready to hit the ball. she
 hacks it 10 feet; goes over and hacks it another 10 feet, then hacks it
 another 10 feet.
 
she looks up at the men who are watching and says
apologetically, "i guess all those fucking lessons i took this winter
didn't help."
 
one of the men immediately replied, "well, you know, that's your
problem. you should have taken golf lessons instead."

Video:Matt and Kim -

matt and kim - "lessons learned"

just like the french video of the chicks walking and singing in the nude. this is a new york time square version of a song lessons learned.

Video:Boys Failed By 'feminised' Lessons

boys failed by 'feminised' lessons

a generation of boys is leaving school unable to cope in the modern world because lessons have become "feminised", according to a renowned academic.

they are falling behind in exams and the job market because teachers fail to nurture traditional male traits such as competitiveness and leadership.

dr tony sewell said schools instead celebrate qualities more closely associated with girls such as methodical working and attentiveness in class.

he warned that boys are becoming disaffected and flunk exams and job interviews because their competitive instincts have been discouraged.

some become so alienated they turn to gang violence to vent their frustrated masculine sides.

dr sewell, a leading educational consultant and author, called for the replacement of some coursework with final exams and greater emphasis on outdoor adventure on the curriculum.

he also demanded a stepping up of efforts to recruit more male teachers, particularly to primary schools.

dr sewell, a former leeds university education lecturer who now runs a science academy for boys in conjunction with imperial college, said schools could encourage pupils to compete and show leadership through "apprentice-style" lessons.

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Video:Skydiving Lessons

skydiving lessons

a redneck wanted to learn how to skydive, so he got an instructor and started his lessons. the instructor told the redneck to jump out of the plane and pull his ripcord. the instructor then explained that he himself would jump out right behind him so that they would go down together. the redneck understood and was ready. when the time came for the redneck to jump from the airplane, the instructor reminded the redneck that he would be right behind him.

the redneck proceeded to jump from the plane and after being in the air for a few seconds, pulled the ripcord. the instructor followed by jumping from the plane. the instructor pulled his ripcord but the parachute did not open. the instructor, frantically trying to get his parachute open, darted past the redneck. the redneck, seeing this, yelled as he undid the straps to his parachute, "so you wanna race, huh?"

Video:Management Lesson

management lesson

a sales rep, an administration clerk and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. they rub it and a genie comes out in a puff of smoke.

the genie says, "i usually only grant three wishes, so i`ll give each of you just one."

"me first! me first!" says the admin clerk."i want to be in the bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world." poof! she`s gone.

in astonishment, "me next! me next!" says the sales rep. "i want to be in hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of pinna coladas and the love of my life." poof! he`s gone.

ok, you`re up," the genie says to the manager.

the manager says, "i want those two back in the office after lunch."

management lesson?

always let your boss have the first say.

Video:Fox News' Baier Needs a History Lesson: Worst Person

fox news' baier needs a history lesson: worst person

worst person in the world jan 25: a pa police chief, bill-o and a different fox noise reporter vie for tonight's top honor.

Video:

"lesson 1" by epik high

from epik high's first album: "map the human soul(2003)". a songs with social-critical lyrics. written by tablo who studied at stanford university and graduate school.

Video:Rodrigo y Gabriela - Lessons

rodrigo y gabriela - lessons

let's see if you have what it takes... and remember kids, "practices liek... crehzy!"

Video:Police To Be Given Skateboarding Lessons

police to be given skateboarding lessons

police are being sent skateboarding in an attempt to cultivate a “cooler” image to improve their relations with young people.

hampshire police are sending officers to workshops, attended by up to 30 youngsters aged from 12 to 16, to receive expert tuition.

the force wants one constable, three police community support officers and one sergeant to attend the two-hour, twice-weekly sessions, where they will start on a training board without wheels.

“it is a chance for police to talk to young people in a positive situation and to break down barriers. it lets the youngsters see a more human side to the police,” a police spokeswoman said. she added that a similar scheme in which police organised other activities for children in the area had cut crime by 28 per cent last year. “if they get called to another incident they will go and deal with it rather than staying there and having fun skateboarding.”

source: timesonline.co.uk

Video:Billy's Guitar Lesson

billy's guitar lesson

billy needs to learn the g chord.

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  • Views 2214
  • Comments 13
  • Date 9/18/2007
  • by Nny

Video:Corporate Lesson

corporate lesson

a man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. after a few seconds of arguing over which one should go and answer the doorbell, the wife gives up, quickly wraps herself up in a towel and runs downstairs. when she opens the door, there stands bob, the next-door neighbor. before she says a word, bob says, "i'll give you $800 to drop that towel you have on." after thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of bob. after a few seconds, bob hands her $800 and leaves. confused but excited about her good fortune, the woman wraps herself back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.

when she returns to the bathroom, her husband asks from the shower, "who was that?" "it was bob the next-door neighbor," she replies. "great," the husband says, "did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?" moral of the story: if you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your stakeholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.

Video:Lessons In Alcoholism

lessons in alcoholism

an educational video for all you alcoholics on how to open those tough bottles of wine without a corkscrew.

Video:Pip's Lesson in Manners

pip's lesson in manners

pocket learns pip in the ways of british etiquette.

Video:Teaching A BMX Thief A Lesson

teaching a bmx thief a lesson

some guy decides to rig up a bmx and leave it out side a market in compton.

Video:Complete CPR Lesson

complete cpr lesson

would you know what to do in an emergency?

Video:Japanese Bondage Lesson

japanese bondage lesson

i say once again, best gameshows ever!!

Video:Ninja Lessons

ninja lessons

step by step instructions on how to be a ninja

Video:English lessons...

english lessons...

just watch and have a good laugh... xd

  • Votes 2.9375/5
  • Views 646
  • Comments 3
  • Date 5/15/2006
  • by Souma

Video:New Golf Lessons

new golf lessons

practicing your swing is much more fun when you have a dumbass friend willing to block the ball with his body.

Video:Horse Flying Lessons

horse flying lessons

a donkey trying to pull an overloaded trailer.

Video:Lessons From God

lessons from god

avoiding pregnancy 101 as taught by sister may b. unpleasant.

Video:Lessons On Democracy From Libya

lessons on democracy from libya

new york (reuters) - libyan leader muammar gaddafi lectured a u.s. audience on democracy on thursday and said libya is the only real democracy in the world.

via a video link, gaddafi addressed an unprecedented gathering of u.s. and libyan academics prompted by a thaw in relations since the former pariah state decided in 2003 to abandon nuclear weapons and took responsibility for the 1988 lockerbie bombing.

he touted libya's political system as superior to "farcical" and "fake" parliamentary and representative democracies in the west."

"there is no state with a democracy except libya on the whole planet," gaddafi said to the conference at columbia university in new york.

libya's jamahiriyah system, under which libyans can air their views at "people's congresses," is genuine democracy, said gaddafi, who spoke through a translator and was dressed in purple robes and seated at a desk in front of a map of africa.

the u.s. central intelligence agency's world factbook describes libya's government as: "jamahiriyah (a state of the masses) in theory, governed by the populace through local councils; in fact, a military dictatorship."

gaddafi said libya's new openness would not lead libyans to covet what they do not have -- on the contrary, he said, the rest of the world would soon be emulating libya.

"countries like the united states, india, china, the russian federation, are in bad need of this jamahiriyah system," he said. "this is a savior to them."

challenged by the u.s. moderator about freedom of speech, gaddafi said every libyan was free to express his opinions at the congresses and that was a better forum than a newspaper.

jon alterman, director of the middle east program at the center for strategic and international studies, one of two u.s. moderators, said some of gaddafi's comments might have sounded jarring to americans.

"one of the hard things when you haven't talked to somebody for more than 30 years is we don't really understand how we sound to them and they don't understand how they sound to us," he said. "we obviously have a way to go until we're speaking the same language."


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