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Video:Bad Girls Club Leslie Leaves 1 of 3

bad girls club leslie leaves 1 of 3

bad girls club leslie leaves

Video:Bad Girls Club Leslie Leaves 2 of 3

bad girls club leslie leaves 2 of 3

bad girls club leslie leaves

Video:Bad Girls Club Leslie Leaves 3 of 3

bad girls club leslie leaves 3 of 3

bad girls club leslie leaves

Video:What Smoking Leaves In Your Lungs

what smoking leaves in your lungs

by putting a cigarette on a vacuum you can see what it leaves in your lungs

  • Votes 4.1614/5
  • Views 1903
  • Comments 73
  • Date 5/12/2007
  • by srk

Video:The Muppets - 50 Ways To Leave Your Lover

the muppets - 50 ways to leave your lover

the electric mayhem cover paul simon`s 50 ways to leave your lover.

  • Votes 4.6148/5
  • Views 1286
  • Comments 2
  • Date 7/24/2008
  • by Drue

Video:Left 4 Dead 2 - Trailer

left 4 dead 2 - trailer

the trailer for the recently announced left 4 dead 2 from valve.

Video:Left 4 Dead 2 - Trailer

left 4 dead 2 - trailer

the official trailer for the recently announced left 4 dead 2. release: november 17 2009.

Video:John McCain Accidentally Left On Campaign Bus Overnight

john mccain accidentally left on campaign bus overnight

john mccain accidentally left on campaign bus overnight, nice stab at obama at the end too.

Video:Dad Accused Of Leaving Child In Dog Chains

dad accused of leaving child in dog chains

a north carolina man has been accused of chaining up his 12-year-old son, according to authorities.

james galanis, 35, is accused of leaving his son in dog chains when he left his silver valley, n.c., home last week, according to authorities.

the child told investigators that he was chained to a china hutch but managed to get away and call for help. the boy is ok, authorities said.

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Video:Sick leave

sick leave

sick leave:

i urgently needed a few days off work, but i knew the boss would not allow me to take a leave.

i thought that maybe if i acted "crazy" then he would tell me to take a few days off.

so i hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises. my co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what i was doing?

i told her that i was pretending to be a light bulb so that the boss would think i was "crazy" and give me a few days off.

a few minutes later the boss came into the office and asked "what are you doing ?" i told him i was a light bulb. he said "you are clearly stressed out. go home and recuperate for a couple of days".

i jumped down and walked out of the office. when my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the boss asked her "...and where do you think you're going?"

she said, "i'm going home too, i can't work in the dark!"

Video:Crowd's Reaction To Star Jones Leaving The View

crowd's reaction to star jones leaving the view

you wanted her gone; you got it.

Video:TV Diet Leaves 160 Sick From Food Poisoning

tv diet leaves 160 sick from food poisoning

a major japanese tv network has apologised to almost 160 people who were struck with vomiting and diarrhoea after following a weight-loss plan it broadcast.

the japanese government says 30 of the 158 people who got food poisoning had been hospitalised but are recovering.

the tokyo broadcasting system's may 6 show introduced a diet of rice mixed with white kidney beans that had been roasted for about three minutes and ground into powder.

"we have received many complaints from different parts of the country about symptoms of vomiting and diarrhoea as a result," the network said on its website.

"we deeply apologise to all the people concerned, including people whose condition was affected."

the network is urging viewers not to follow the diet and says white kidney beans are safe to eat if cooked according to usual recipes.

the food poisoning was caused by lectin, a protein in the beans which rendered them toxic if not sufficiently heated.



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Video:Leaving An Airplane

leaving an airplane

so there are 4 people on a small airplane, a englishman, a frenchman, a mexican and a texan. so all of them are chattin to pass the time when the pilot suddenly tells them that the plane is going to crash unless 3 of the passengers jump off of the plane.

so the englishman opens the plane door and yells "god save the queen" and jumps out.

the frenchman yells "viva la france!!" and jumps out of the airplane

now the texan walks over to the door and looks out the plane and yells "remember the alamo!!" he reaches back and grabs the mexican and tosses him out of the plane.

  • Votes 3.3953/5
  • Views 2577
  • Comments 13
  • Date 7/29/2006
  • by Vahn

Video:Bird Holding On Leaves

bird holding on leaves

this is a bird holding onto some plants with its feet.

Video:Leaves

leaves

made by kris wilson.

Video:Leaving On A Bus

leaving on a bus

saying good-bye...

Video:Best of Pals Never Leave Each Others Sides

best of pals never leave each others sides

even when they tie a rope around each other and cycle either side of a tree.

Video:Theft Of Lights Leaves Police In The Dark

theft of lights leaves police in the dark

it is no simple matter -- not like swiping metal trash cans or lawn furniture -- to cut down and haul away a 30-foot-high aluminum light pole. it is conspicuous and dangerous.

but about 130 of them have disappeared from baltimore thoroughfares without a trace in recent weeks.

"i've been here 23 years, and i've seen just about everything," said mike decker, owner of decker's salvage co. in baltimore. "people will steal anything here."

decker and other local scrap-metal recyclers say they haven't come across any of the poles reported stolen over the past six weeks, and speculated that they are being cut up and sold outside the city because of a law here requiring scrap-metal dealers to record personal information -- such as driver's license and tag numbers -- of people bringing in metal goods.

the thefts have been costly to the city. each pole costs $750, according to david brown, a spokesman for the city department of transportation. factor in installation costs and it's up to $1,200 each -- multiplied by 130 poles.

"we need it to stop this because it's costing the city a fortune," brown said yesterday.

there have been no arrests, other than a man charged with theft saturday in east baltimore after a 30-foot lamppost was spotted sticking out of the window of the station wagon he was driving. but the pole he is charged with taking had been knocked down earlier by a vehicle, and he has not been linked to the pole-napping elsewhere in the city.

brown said the thieves seemed to have a sophisticated operation -- being skilled enough to avoid electrical shock when cutting through metal and wiring, and careful not to remove consecutive poles along a roadway.

"whoever is taking them down from long stretches of roadway is taking every other pole, so it's not as noticeable," brown said. "they sort of are very meticulous in the way that they are doing it."

city officials have received reports that the thieves are using traffic cones while they are at work, giving passing motorists the impression that legitimate crews are removing the poles.

lynn smith, manager at modern junk & salvage co., said it doesn't surprise her that people are taking the poles. "they steal everything here in baltimore," she said. "nothing's too kooky to me anymore."

but to pole manufacturers, the thought of someone going through the trouble of uprooting a street light seems incredible.

"you gotta have some serious equipment to take poles out like that," said steve friello, an engineer at flagpoles inc./p&k, a new york-based pole manufacturer.

friello said he's heard of people stealing poles already down, for instance on construction sites. but installed poles?

"that's crazy," said friello. "it's a huge hassle to take a 30-foot pole down. you're dealing with wiring, live wiring. you gotta unbolt it. you need the equipment to do that. but i guess desperate people do desperate things."

baltimore sun

Video:Burglar Leaves Name Tag at Crime Scene

burglar leaves name tag at crime scene

what's in a name? a lot of trouble if you leave it at the scene of a crime.

 
police are investigating a recent burglary at a portable school building in albuquerque where a computer monitor, two printers and other equipment was stolen.

what they found was a restaurant employee name tag near the building at bandelier elementary school, according to court documents. the tag, bearing the name "sam," was used to help authorities track down samuel wilson, 19.

what a dumb ass...

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Video:Why Mommy Left Us

why mommy left us

an awesome song about the ups and downs of marriage.

Video:Superman Leaves The Lecture!

superman leaves the lecture!

some guys planned this during a physics 140 class at the university of michigan.

Video:Bank Robber Leaves £7m IOU In Safe

bank robber leaves £7m iou in safe

a former financial consultant for the halifax bank in britain left a £7m iou in the safe of the bank he had robbed, a court heard yesterday.

graham price, of llansamlet, swansea, admitted 43 charges of theft and asked for a further 263 offences relating to a £10m scam to be taken into account.

the 58-year-old stole cash from the bank and dozens of investors while working at the gowerton branch office.

linda baker, prosecuting, told magistrates in swansea on tuesday that price began taking money from the safe and stealing from investors' accounts in january 2001.

when halifax auditor lesley tucker opened the safe of the bank last year he found only three empty boxes and a scrap of paper, mrs baker said.

price had written and signed a note declaring 'i have borrowed £7m from the halifax'.

he stole £3m of the money over a nine-day period last summer, the hearing was told.

mrs baker said: "it appears that over a period of time he was removing money from the safe and taking it from investors."

price disappeared after the halifax discovered money was missing but he was traced and arrested.

asked whether he admitted the charges price told the court: "each and every one."

bbc news

Video:Left Behind- Slipknot

left behind- slipknot

hardcore music video by slipknot


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