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Video:Lawn Couch

lawn couch

how to build a topiary lawn couch.

Video:Lawn Order

lawn order

lawn order?? funny ad from china.

Video:Book Ad - Distracted Man on Riding Mower Destroys Neighbors’ Lawns

book ad - distracted man on riding mower destroys neighbors’ lawns

reading a book + mowing the lawn = bad idea. if you count the driveways he crosses over you’ll see he kills not just one lawn, but two. what a maroon!

Video:Bikini Lawn Service

bikini lawn service

well, bikini lawn service is now open, and this chick is stealing all the lawn cutting businesses down. but little lovice sprugel is worried about it distracting drivers and more importantly her husband.

Video:Dead Alive - Lawn Mower Scene

dead alive - lawn mower scene

it took 5 gallons of fake blood per second to do this scene. (not a repost, it`s the extended version)

Video:Mow The Lawn

mow the lawn

interesting commercial for shavers...

Video:Lawn Mowing Scooter

lawn mowing scooter

this is truly sad.

Video:Emo Lawn

emo lawn

a self-cutting lawn would be nice.

Video:Cop Finds His Lawn Mower

cop finds his lawn mower

cop pulls over someone only to find out who stole his lawn mower.

Video:Mow the lawn

mow the lawn

one saturday afternoon, i was sitting in my lawn chair, drinking beer and watching my wife mow the lawn.

the neighbor lady from across the street was so outraged at this that she came over and shouted at me, "you should be hung."

i took a drink from my can of budweiser, wiped the cold foam from my lips, lifted my darkened ray ban sunglasses and stared directly at this nosey neighbor and then calmly replied, "i am, that's why she cuts the grass."

Video:Man Mows Obscenities Into Lawn

man mows obscenities into lawn

an omaha man mowed an obscenity into his lawn, and now his neighbors are upset because they don't want their children to see the nasty language.

the homeowner, who has been identifide only as miller, cut a two-word expletive into his front lawn after being warned by the city about excessive grass and weeds around his house near 68th street and park view lane. the phrase is about 30 feet long across his yard.

"i saw the neighbor's yard with some derogatory statements mowed into the yard," said neighbor traci tunzer.

tunzer said she's been hoping her neighbor would mow the long grass in his yard, but she's upset by the way he decided to mow it. tunzer said there's a school nearby.

"i have three children, and two of them will definitely know what that says. it worries me," she said. "we don't want our children to be around that kind of stuff."

residents said the homeowner was warned by the city about excessive weeds and tall grass in his yard. they said the expletive could be his response, or just a prank.

city officials couldn't verify the homeowner's name. no one answered at his front door, and further attempts by news crews to contact the man were unsuccessful.

city prosecutor marty conboy said little can be done legally about the yard.

"there really is no criminal law that covers these kinds of vulgarities," conboy said.

conboy said it would be different if the homeowner threatened city employees by saying the expletive, but on the lawn, it's a passive statement protected by the first amendment.

"as much as you might shake your head at what kind of reasoning is involved, it's not prohibited," conboy said. "a person who wants to make a statement in public, that doesn't invoke a violent response, is protected by the constitution."

conboy said he is "disappointed" that someone would use his first amendment rights in such a manner.

city codes dictate that lawns taller than 10 inches can be ticketed, but parks and planning officials said that unless the grass that formed the expletive met that criterion, there was nothing they could do to force its removal.

the omaha channel

Video:Man Completes Flight Of Fancy - In Lawn Chair

man completes flight of fancy - in lawn chair



cambridge, idaho - using his trusty bb gun to help him return to earth, a 48-year-old gas station owner flew a lawn chair rigged with helium-filled balloons more than 200 miles across the oregon desert saturday, landing in a field in idaho.

kent couch created a sensation in this tiny farming community, where he touched down safely in a pasture after lifting off from bend, ore., and was soon greeted by dozens of people who gave him drinks of water, local plumber mark hetz said.

"my wife works at the city market," hetz said. "she called and said, 'the balloon guy in the lawn chair just flew by the market, and if you look out the door you can see him.

"we go outside to look, and lo and behold, there he is. he's flying by probably 100 to 200 feet off the ground.

"he takes his bb gun and shoots some balloons to lower himself to the ground. when he hit the ground he released all the little tiny balloons. people were racing down the road with cameras. they were all talking and laughing."

couch covered about 235 miles in about nine hours after lifting off at dawn from his gas station riding in a green lawn chair rigged with an array of more than 150 giant party balloons.

sandi barton, 58, who has lived her whole life in this town of about 300, said she and her brother-in-law were the first ones to reach couch and shook his hand.

"not much happens in cambridge," she said, adding that about half the town turned out.

"he came right over our pea field," she said. "he was coming down pretty fast."

she said couch gave some of his balloons to local children.

it was not clear where couch went after he landed.

it began after couch, clutching a big mug of coffee, kissed his wife and kids goodbye, then patted their shivering chihuahua, isabella, on the head.

after spilling off some cherry-flavored kool-aid that served as ballast, couch got a push from the ground crew so he could clear light poles and soared over a coffee cart and across u.s. highway 20 into a bright blue sky.

"if i had the time and money and people, i'd do this every weekend," couch said before getting into the chair. "things just look different from up there. you've moving so slowly. the best thing is the peace, the serenity.

"originally, i wanted to do it because of boyhood dreams. i don't know about girls, but i think most guys look up in the sky and wish they could ride on a cloud."

couch's wife, susan, called him crazy: "it's never been a dull moment since i married him."

this was couch's third balloon flight. he realized it would be possible after watching a tv show about the 1982 lawn chair flight over los angeles of truck driver larry walters, who gained folk hero fame but was fined $1,500 for violating air traffic rules.

in 2006, couch had to parachute out after popping too many balloons. and last year he flew 193 miles to the sagebrush of northeastern oregon, short of his goal.

"i'm not stopping till i get out of state," he said.

to that end, he ordered more balloons. dozens of volunteers wearing fluorescent green t-shirts that said "dream big" filled latex balloons 5 feet in diameter, attached them to strings and tied clusters of six balloons each to a tiny carabiner clip.

each balloon gives four pounds of lift. the chair was about 400 pounds, and couch and his parachute 200 more.

"i'd go to 30,000 feet if i didn't shoot a balloon down periodically," couch said.

for that job, he carried a red ryder bb gun and a blow gun equipped with steel darts. he also had a pole with a hook for pulling in balloons, a parachute in case anything went wrong, a handheld global positioning system device with altimeter, a satellite phone, and two gps tracking devices. one was one for him, the other for the chair, which got away in the wind as he landed last year.

for food he carried some boiled eggs, jerky and chocolate.

couch flew hang gliders and skydived before taking up lawn-chair flights. he estimated the rig cost about $6,000, mostly for helium. costs were defrayed by corporate sponsors.

source

Video:Redneck Riding Lawn Mower

redneck riding lawn mower

or just really lazy.

Video:Dead Alive - Lawn Mower

dead alive - lawn mower

this is easily one of the best zombie flicks i've seen. it is unusually graphic, as one of the scenes required five gallons of fake blood per second. this is not that scene. but this scene does kick a fair amount of ass.

Video:Crazy Lawn Mowing Man

crazy lawn mowing man

this is another gag/prank from french canada just for laughs. i'm shocked at how some pranksters aren't dead yet. music playing: artist-jamie t song- salvador

Video:Lawn Cat Fight

lawn cat fight

this is a long, well filmed cat fight complete with hitting, yelling, and all that you need to be entertained.

Video:Lawn Gnome

lawn gnome

flipping you off.

Video:Lawn Dart Tag

lawn dart tag

toys you hopefully won't find under the tree this year

  • Votes 3.096/5
  • Views 696
  • Comments 0
  • Date 12/20/2006
  • by GregP

Video:Don't Shit On His Lawn

don't shit on his lawn

with a warning like this would you want to risk it?

  • Votes 3.669/5
  • Views 7910
  • Comments 14
  • Date 2/22/2006
  • by SDM

Video:Vancouver Lawn Ornament

vancouver lawn ornament

an old car buried in someone's front yard. i certainly wasn't expecting to see this when i was exploring vancouver, b.c.

Video:Vancouver Lawn Ornament From A Distance

vancouver lawn ornament from a distance

a back to side view. this was the first pic i took.

Video:Fun with Dick and Jane - Stole the Lawn Back

fun with dick and jane - stole the lawn back

jim carey does some late night landscaping.

Video:Headlines - Lawn

headlines - lawn

someone doesn't like liberals.

  • Votes 3.75/5
  • Views 4484
  • Comments 4
  • Date 3/26/2006
  • by Pr0n

Video:Toonces Mows Lawn

toonces mows lawn

mayhem in the yard.


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