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al murray's pub landlord character is arrogant, self-opinionated and sexually frustrated. in this clip he forcefully explains his view of americans. don't be too offended he is also taking the piss out of a certain type of narrow minded british personality.
this is the outtakes of the very popular "pearl the landlord" video which can be found by clicking here.
i wouldn't want to face her either! brutal.
a lodger, raymond douglas, tried to drill through his landlord lee woodford's head after he was asked to move out for making too much noise, the old bailey was told. douglas, 44, flew into a murderous rage when mr woodford tried to evict him for constantly waking him up, jurors heard. after threatening to kill mr woodford, his son jack and friend matthew ellis, douglas - nicknamed chaos - waited for them to go back to bed before grabbing his drill, it was said. douglas then rammed the whirling tool against terrified mr woodford's forehead, it is alleged. screaming as the bit sunk into his head and fractured his skull, mr woodford desperately tried to protect himself before douglas then pierced his victim's chest with the drill. as jack woodford and mr ellis rushed to help, douglas swung the weapon at them. he knocked mr ellis out cold and drilled into the younger mr woodford's stomach, the court heard. lyall thompson, prosecuting, told how douglas lost his temper in the early hours of march 13, when mr woodford's son and mr ellis were staying over for the night. he explained: 'this is a case of slow burning and violent anger. 'there was a domestic argument to which douglas reacted not by immediately using his fists but rather he made a calculated and vicious decision to attack his victims with a potentially deadly weapon.' mr thompson said when douglas came back in early that morning he woke the three men up as he clattered around the house - something he often did. 'he was a difficult lodger constantly waking mr woodford up. mr woodford asked him to leave by the end of the week so douglas started shouting at him and threatened to kill the men. 'the men eventually went back to sleep and the incident could have ended peacefully with no further incident. 'instead douglas made the decision to arm himself with an electric drill - the most dangerous weapon he could find - and go downstairs to confront them. 'the door flew open and douglas burst in with the electric drill whirling around. he went straight for lee and forced the rotating drill against his forehead and literally started to drill into his head. 'when lee put his hands up to protect himself, douglas put it against his abdomen. the pain was excruciating as he drilled into his flesh. 'jack and matthew rushed to help. douglas hit matthew around the face with the base of the drill and then turned it into jack's leg and stomach. < 'he set about matthew repeatedly around the head with the base of the drill until he fell unconscious and kicked and stamped on him as he lay on the floor.' the woodfords ran out of the house in herne hill, south london and called the police to rescue mr ellis. when he was arrested, douglas told the police the three men had attacked him when he asked for his rent back and he lashed out with the drill in self-defense. mr thompson added: 'there was no justification for this level of violence. douglas was under no threat. this could have resulted in mr woodford's death.' the three men were rushed to nearby king's college hospital in denmark hill lee woodford was treated for a blood clot in the head and a fractured skull and had the wound in his chest stitched. the other two men received treatment for less severe injuries. douglas denies attempting to murder lee woodford and a lesser alternative of causing him grievous bodily harm. he also denies wounding jack woodford with intent and causing mr ellis actual bodily harm. the trial continues. source
