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some strange and wacky lamps from oslo.
cloud city desk lamp
gold plated ak47-replica lamp.
learn how to make a usb lamp. it seems simple enough.
amazing effect is easy and fun to build! uses only soap and water. looks great in any lighting.
if you look hard enough you`ll see it.
'rub me'
an apartment tenant's new tanning lamp is being blamed for sparking a two-alarm fire that engulfed a portion of an orange county, fla., apartment complex monday night, according to local 6 news.
firefighters responded to flames at the fountains at lee vista located off semoran blvd., monday night.
officials told local 6 news that a man apparently left his tanning lamp on and it began to burn some of his clothes. when he tried to put out the flames, he caught himself on fire.
local 6
a programmer was walking along the beach when he found a lamp. upon rubbing the lamp a genie appeared who stated "i am the most powerful genie in the world. i can grant you any wish you want, but only one wish." the programmer pulled out a map of the mediterranean area and said "i'd like there to be a just and last peace among the people in the middle east." the genie responded, "gee, i don't know. those people have been fighting since the beginning of time. i can do just about anything, but this is beyond my limits." the programmer then said, "well, i am a programmer and my programs have a lot of users. please make all the users satisfied with my programs, and let them ask sensible changes" genie: "uh, let me see that map again."
this is a joke an uncle told me at my dads wedding:
a guy was walking down the street when he finds a magic lamp lying on the ground. he rubs the lamp and 2 genies pop out. “i am the genie of the lamp!” said the bigger genie. “you have 3 wishes.”
so the man makes his 3 wishes and goes on his way thinking that the wishes we just a bunch of bull sh*t. he stops at a bar on his way home and orders a few drinks. when it came time to pay for the drinks, the man opens his wallet to find that it’s full of money. his first wish came true; to always have a wallet full of money. so he buys the whole bar drinks for the entire night.
since the first wish came true, the man decided to see if any other wish came true, so he walk up to the hottest chick in the bar, clearly out of his league, asks he if she wanted to come over to his place. she said that she’d love to. his second wish came true; to be able to seduce any woman into sleeping with him.
he takes her home and upon taking off his pants, he sees that he is still the same size he was before he made the wishes, so he tells himself that 2 out of 3 ain’t bad. he then proceeds to make love to her after which he falls asleep.
in the middle of the night, there was a loud banging at the front door, so the man gets up to investigate. when he opened the door there were to men standing there wearing kkk hoods and robes. they grabbed the man and took him into the woods where they hung him from a tree.
as the 2 men walked away, they removed their hoods and it turned out it was the 2 genies. the smaller genie looks up at the bigger one and said, “dad, i understand why he made the first 2 wishes, but why would he want to be hung like a n*gger?”
a tempting offer.
pretty cool looking
lol.
classic mighty mouse cartoon
