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the british labour party, headed by tony blair, is facing serious defeat.
the party lost over 230 seats yesterday in the local polls, as was expected. the conservatives have gained considerably.
the last two weeks have been hard for labour, with a lot of negative publicity, including a sex scandal and the mistaken release of over 1000 criminal foreigners, most of who have since disappeared.
losing so many seats in local councils, who determine public works and policing and education on a local level, can seriously hamper the ability of labour to win seats in parliament.
because of the defeat and calls for his resignation, blair will reshuffle his cabinet today, to reassert his faltering grip on government.
it is not yet known, but widely suspected, that blair will stand down in the summer of 2007.
funny sketch from harry enfeild and chums.
a married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered. upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother’s labor pain to the father. he asked if they were willing to try it out. they were both very much in favour of it.
the doctor set the knob to 10 percent for starters, explaining that even 10 percent were probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before. but as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine, so he asked the doctor to go ahead and bump it up a notch. the doctor then adjusted the machine to 20 percent pain transfer.
the husband was still feeling fine. the doctor checked the husband’s blood pressure and pulse and was amazed at how well he was doing. at this, they decided to try for 50 percent. the husband continued to feel quite well.
since it was obviously helping out his wife considerably, he encouraged the doctor to transfer all the pain to him.
the wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain. she and her husband were ecstatic. they were allowed to go home the same day.
when they got home, they found the mailman dead on their front porch.