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three koala's just having fun.
someone messed with the wrong koala.
you know it's just ready to attack someone... there's something evil about this koala's eyes.
whilst we all know sam the koala, here are some more everyday australians offering their little buddies a hand.
a koala bear was approached by a prostitute,since he had never been with one before,he was curious and excited. they spent the night together in a hotel, and he had sex with her again the next morning, one last time before departing. as he was heading for the door, the prostitute yelled, "hey, what about my money?"
the koala turned, gave her a puzzled look and shrugged his shoulders. she said, "come here," and pulled a dictionary out of her purse. she pointed to the word "prostitute" and its definition, "has sex and gets paid."
finally understanding, the koala borrowed her dictionary, turned to the word "koala" and showed her, "eats bush and leaves."
shot clip of a male koala who touches a female koalas behind, but the female is not impressed and the reply should teach him a lesson.
koala bears look cute but if they get mad they could really claw someone up. in this clip a couple of koalas in the zoo get into a little spat.
this koala nicknamed mick, was found blind and suffering from a variety of illnesses by a forest ranger and taken to the port macquarie koala hospital, north of sydney. after an operation on his eyes, he was put on antibiotics and gradually returned to full health.
thirsty koala. australian fires 2009. check out the image here for more comments.
a koala is sitting up in a gumtree..... smoking a joint when a little lizard walks past and looks up and says: "hey koala! what are you doing?" the koala says, "smoking a joint, come up and have some." so the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and they have a few joints. after a while the little lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and he is going to get a drink from the river. but the little lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river. a crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard and helps him to the side, then asks the little lizard: "what's the matter with you?" the little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink. the crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the rain forest, finds the tree where the koala is sitting finishing a joint, and he looks up and says "hey you!" so the koala looks down at him and says: "fuuuccccckkkk dude.......how much water did you drink?!!
this is a music video for kid koala. the guy who made the video is jonathan ng - check him here - http://www.myspace.com/tinychiny viva montréal!
the firefighter is david tree. he said he was in the middle of backburning at mirboo north when he saw the stricken koala. "i could see she had sore feet and was in trouble, so i pulled over the fire truck. she just plonked herself down, as if to say `i`m beat`," he said. "i offered her a drink and she drank three bottles. "the most amazing part was when she grabbed my hand. i will never forget that."
drinking up in a tree.
drinking out of a watering can.
staring contest.
what is this guy gonna do to this bear??
from the album "some of my best friends are djs" (2003).
holding onto a tree limb.
he knows where you live
all snuggled up
it's checkers but only with a different theme. the computer's not very good so all of you novices out there can feel good about yourselves.
it looks soft !
drunk trumpet live. awesome dj skills
he sure looks comfortable.
