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Video:Masturbation Kit

masturbation kit

do-it-yourself kit that is safe as well as sanitary.

Video:Guitar Hero World Tour Drum Kit Trailer

guitar hero world tour drum kit trailer

courtesy of actiontrip.com

Video:Vampire Slaying Kit

vampire slaying kit

just in case...

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  • Date 9/5/2007
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Video:Little Girl Beauty Kits

little girl beauty kits

grow up to be barbie!
by pleix.

Video:Instant Boob Kit

instant boob kit

show your friends!

Video:Kit Kat Bench

kit kat bench

yummy advertisement

Video:Jesus Appears -  Kit Kat Bar

jesus appears - kit kat bar

jesus reveals himself once again.

Video:Snatch Kits

snatch kits

for your 4 wheel drive needs.

Video:Instant Rapper Kit

instant rapper kit

"instant wrapper" kit for $10.

Video:The Tom And Jerry Cartoon Kit - Episode123

the tom and jerry cartoon kit - episode123

the tom and jerry cartoon kit. first aired - 8/1/1962

Video:Rowan Atkinson  - Invisible Drum Kit

rowan atkinson - invisible drum kit

rowan atkinson comes across an invisible drum kit while sweeping. he's not too bad with it.

Video:Fox kits

fox kits

male foxes are known as dogs, tods, vixes (plural of vix), or reynard, females are referred to as vixens, and their young are called kits or cubs. a group of foxes is a skulk.

Video:Dr. Strangelove - Survival Kit Contents

dr. strangelove - survival kit contents

about to drop their atomic load on russia, major t.j. "king" kong has the bomber crew check their survival kit contents in case they crash over hostile territory.

Video:Egypt Wants to Ban 'Artificial Virginity Hymen' Kit

egypt wants to ban 'artificial virginity hymen' kit

cairo — conservative egyptian lawmakers have called for a ban on imports of a chinese-made kit meant to help women fake their virginity and one scholar has even called for the "exile" of anyone who imports or uses it.

the artificial virginity hymen kit, distributed by the chinese company gigimo, costs about $30. it is intended to help newly married women fool their husbands into believing they are virgins — culturally important in a conservative middle east where sex before marriage is considered by many to be illicit. the product leaks a blood-like substance when inserted and broken.

gigimo advertises shipping to every arab country. but the company did not answer e-mails and phone calls seeking comment on whether it had orders from egypt or other parts of the middle east.

the drama started when a reporter from radio netherlands broadcast an arabic translation of the chinese advertisement of the product. that set off fears of conservative parliament members that egyptian women might start ordering the kits.

sheik sayed askar, a member of egypt's muslim brotherhood who is on the parliamentary committee on religious affairs, said the kit will make it easier for egyptian women to give in to temptation. he demanded the government take responsibility for fighting the product to uphold egyptian and arab values.

"it will be a mark of shame on the ruling party if it allowed this product to enter the market," he said in a notice posted on the brotherhood's parliament web site on sept. 15.

the muslim brotherhood, egypt's largest political opposition group, holds 88 of egypt's 454 parliament seats.

prominent egyptian religious scholar abdel moati bayoumi said anyone who imports the artificial hymen should be punished.

"this product encourages illicit sexual relations. islamic culture forbids these relations except within the confines of marriage," bayoumi said. "i think this should absolutely not be allowed to be exported because it brings more harm than benefits. whoever does it (imports it) should be punished."

in a country and a region where pre-marital sex is so taboo it can even lead to a woman's murder, the debate over the virginity-faking kit has revived egypt's constant struggle to reconcile modern mores with more traditional beliefs — namely, that a woman is not a virgin unless she bleeds after the first time.

"bleeding is not the only signal that yes, she's a virgin," said heba kotb, an observant muslim woman who hosts a sex talk show on tv in which she fields calls from all over the middle east.

kotb noted that a medical procedure that reattaches a broken hymen by stitching is illegal in egypt and can cost hundreds of dollars — prohibitively expensive for the poor. but many women still secretly seek it out in fear of punishment for pre-marital sex.

such punishment could include slayings at the hands of relatives, a practice more commonly referred to as honor killings and common in the more conservative tribal areas of the middle east.

the product is also causing a buzz on egyptian blogs and news sites.

"if this thing enters egypt, the country is going to go to waste. god protect us," commented a reader on the web site of egyptian newspaper al-youm al-sabie.

marwa rakha, an author and blogger who writes about dating issues, sees the product as a tool of empowerment for women in a macho arab culture that restricts women's sexual urges but turns a blind eye to men gallivanting.

"it sticks it in the face of every male hypocrite," she said.

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Video:Prehistoric Drug Kit is Evidence of Stoned Age

prehistoric drug kit is evidence of stoned age

stone age humans could well have deserved the name. scientists have found the drug paraphernalia used by prehistoric humans to cook up herbal mixtures to get themselves high.

scientists have long suspected that humans have an ancient history of drug use but much of the evidence has been indirect, ranging from the bizarre images found in prehistoric cave art to the discovery of hemp seeds in excavations.

now, however, researchers have found equipment used to prepare hallucinogenic drugs for sniffing, and dated them back to south american tribes.

quetta kaye, of university college london, and scott fitz-patrick, an archeologist from north carolina state university, found the ceramic bowls, plus tubes used to inhale drug fumes or powders, on the caribbean island of carriacou.

the bowls appear to have originated in south america between 100bc and 400bc and were then carried the 400 miles to the islands. one implication is that drug use may have been widespread for thousands of years before this time.

kaye’s research, published in the journal of archaeological science, said: “the objects tested for this study are ceramic inhaling bowls that were likely used for the ingestion of hallucinogenic substances.”

the use of such paraphernalia for inhaling drugs is well-known but the age was a surprise. what is less clear is exactly which drugs would have been used. cannabis was not found in the caribbean then.

there were, however, alternatives. kaye believes one of the most likely was cohoba, a hallucinogen made from the beans of a mimosa species.

archeological investigations in mexico and texas have found indirect evidence that as far back as 5,000 years ago humans were extracting mind-expanding drugs from mescal beans and peyote cacti, while opiates can be obtained from species such as poppies.

fungi may also have been used. moulds, including the powerfully hallucinogenic ergot found on rotting vegetation, were common in caves. fungi like the fly agaric toadstool or psilocybin mushroom were also widespread.

richard davenport-hines, a former history lecturer at the london school of economics and author of the pursuit of oblivion, a global history of narcotics, believes humans have been using drugs for thousands of years.

“drug use became widespread in many early agriculture-based societies simply because it was the only way people could cope with spending long hours working in the fields, often in horrible conditions like baking sun,” he said.

many archeologists believe religion and spiritual beliefs must also have played a part, with drugs being used to induce spiritual or trance-like states.

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Video:Penis Severance Kit

penis severance kit

for news article.

Video:Kit Cars

kit cars

some oddly modified cars.

Video:Model Kit

model kit

and contents.

Video:Cardboard Body Kit

cardboard body kit

release your ghetto side!

Video:Kit Cat

kit cat

have a break... ...have a kitkat

Video:Beauty Kit

beauty kit

i wouldn't be surprised if this is what them plastic surgeons use.

Video:Frank's Home Abortion Kit

frank's home abortion kit

anti-abortion fanatics will likely find this extremely offensive. pro-abortion fanatics will probably just find it funny.

Video:Funny penis enlargement kit

funny penis enlargement kit

a comons doll now staring in his own little viral about penis enlargements ;)


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