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Video:Keeping Score

keeping score

keeping the score while driving.

Video:Godsmack - Keep Away

godsmack - keep away

the music video for keep away.

Video:Keeping Your Job

keeping your job

the winner of this game will keep their job.

Video:Range Rover Keeps Going And Going

range rover keeps going and going

this teen has stolen a car and refuses to stop, even with all his tires taken out. somehow he keeps the car on the road long after all the rubber is gone.

Video:Dexter keeps late hours

dexter keeps late hours

i definitely did not see that coming!

Video:Nursing Home Keeps Spirits Up With Own Pub

nursing home keeps spirits up with own pub

dublin (reuters) - a nursing home in ireland has hit on a cheering way to keep up the spirits of its elderly patients -- by providing its own pub.

st mary's hospital in county monaghan, near the irish border with northern ireland, believes ready access to a good pint may help its patients -- average age 85 -- actually live longer.

"we would say the whole social aspect of life does extend the years -- it means the patients aren't bored to death," rose mooney, assistant director of nursing told reuters.

the pub, which opens at 11 a.m. and closes at 9 p.m. and charges normal bar prices, had also led to an increase in the number of visitors, she said.

having its own bar made the hospital, which has around 140 patients, unique in ireland, she added.

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Video:Keeping Them Fresh

keeping them fresh

this is just odd.

Video:Quantum Sleeper keeps you safe from just about everything

quantum sleeper keeps you safe from just about everything

are you unable to sleep at night because of fears that a group of masked terrorists are plotting to break into your house and kidnap you and your loved ones? well, this quantum sleeper unit should allow you to sleep a little more soundly. that's because at the slightest inkling of danger, you can fold yourself up into your own bed and be protected from just about any danger out there. it's a bulletproof, fireproof box with plenty of ventilation, allowing you to hide away in the tiny panic room until the bad guys give up or find a really powerful chainsaw. inside, you'll have all the luxuries of a cd player, dvd player, pc, microwave and fridge for the long haul. it's even designed to let you see out without allowing anyone to see in, giving you the element of surprise when you suddenly spring out and try to smother the intruders with a pillow. the only thing that might hurt you is the price, which is a whopping $135,000. source scifi.com

Video:Never Keep a Diary

never keep a diary

an amalgamation of anglo and american comedy stylings, rich fulcher from the mighty boosh and matt berry from dark place.

Video:Thou Shall Honor The Sabbath Day And Keep It Holy

thou shall honor the sabbath day and keep it holy

another short story from the movie "ten" enjoy the clip. (it's not religious preaching, dont worry)

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  • Comments 6
  • Date 12/5/2007
  • by h0ser

Video:Coheed and Cambria - In Keeping Secrets of Silent Earth 3

coheed and cambria - in keeping secrets of silent earth 3

here's a live performance of what many consider one of their best songs. i'll be posting another soon. peace.

Video:Pink Floyd - Keep Talking

pink floyd - keep talking

my top 5 songs from pink floyd. pink floyd - keep talking the best floyd songs aren't on here what the hell spiked people!?!?

Video:You Keeping Me?

you keeping me?

cute kitten

Video:Rain Drops Keep Falling on My Head

rain drops keep falling on my head

the kid is at it again

Video:What Keeps A Train On It`s Tracks?

what keeps a train on it`s tracks?

amazing answer from richard feynman.

Video:Dawkins: Keep Libel Laws Out of Science

dawkins: keep libel laws out of science

professor richard dawkins' speech at the liberal democrat conference in bournemouth, uk - 20th september 2009

Video:George Carlin: Keeping People Aware

george carlin: keeping people aware

keeping people awake during the day.

Video:Weezer - Keep Fishin

weezer - keep fishin

weezer teaming up with the muppets on the music video for keep fishin.

Video:Soldiers Keep A Few Insurgents From

soldiers keep a few insurgents from

soldiers keep a few insurgents from getting into their compound..

Video:The Wackiest Products To Keep You Cooking

the wackiest products to keep you cooking

some random kitchen products that'll keep you in the kitchen for hours. well, maybe not...

Video:Best kept secret

best kept secret

at a dinner party, several of the guests were arguing whether men or women were more trustworthy. "no woman," said one man, scornfully, "can keep a secret."

"i don't know about that," answered a blonde woman guest. "i have kept my age a secret since i was twenty-one."

"you'll let it out some day," the man insisted.

"i hardly think so," responded the blonde lady. "when a woman has kept a secret for twenty-seven years, she can keep it forever."

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  • Date 1/31/2006
  • by Natz

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"you've got to keep that old motor running"

he's 80, she's 20. it was the stir of the town when an 80-year-old man married to a 20 year old girl after a year of marriage she went into hospital to give birth. the nurse came out to congratulate the fellow saying, "this is amazing. how do you do it at your age?" he answered, "you've got to keep that old motor running". the following year the young bride gave birth again. the same nurse said, you really are amazing. how do you do it?" he again said "you've got to keep the old motor running". the same thing happened the next year. the nurse said, "well, well, well! you certainly are quite a man. he responded "you've got to keep that old motor running". the nurse then said, "well, you better change the oil. this one's black"

Video:Study: Women Can't Keep Secrets

study: women can't keep secrets

the average woman cannot keep a secret for longer than 47 hours, according to a new study.

researchers found women will typically spill the beans to at least one other person in 47 hours and 15 minutes, reports the daily telegraph.

depending on who the gossip is about, their boyfriend, husband, best friend or mother are the most likely to be the first person they tell.

the study of 3,000 women, aged between 18 and 65, also found that four out of ten admitted they were unable to keep a secret - no matter how personal or confidential.

it also found that alcohol usually gives us a helping hand to blurt out secrets with more than half admitting a glass or two of wine could prompt them to dish the dirt.

michael cox, uk director of wines of chile, which commissioned the research to mark chile's national day, said: "it's official - women can't keep secrets.

"we were really keen to find out with this survey how many secrets people are told. what we didn't bank on was how quickly these are passed on by those we confide in.

"no matter how precious the piece of information, it's often out in the public domain within 48 hours. that means every single brit who has confided in a friend should be worried because they don't know where their secret is heading."

intimate issues, the true cost of purchases and affairs emerged top of the secret-keeping list, with girls most likely to share a secret chatting face-to-face, on the phone or via a text message.

fortunately for some though, more than a quarter said they forgot what they were told the following day.

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