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there was a cucumber, a pickle, and a penis sitting around talking about how their lives sucked. the cucumber "man, my life sucks. when i get big, fat, and juicy, they cut me up and stick me on a salad." the pickle looks at him and says, "you think you have it bad? when i get big, fat, and juicy, they stick me in vinegar, put spices on me, and stick me in a jar." the penis looks at him and says, "you think you have it rough? when i get big, fat, and juicy, they stick a rubber tarp on my head, stick me in a dark room, and bang my head against the wall until i throw up and pass out!."
probably the coolest image you'll see today...or tomorrow. image taken by "wulfster" from deviantart
6 piece sexy burger babe costume includes snap front dress with matching apron, hat, removable "savage style" badge, plastic ketchup bottle and naughty coupons.
so cheesy it's funny! gotta love a good horse fart every now and then.
the owner of a drug store walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against a wall. the owner asks the clerk, "what's with that guy over there by the wall?
the clerk says, "well, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough. i couldn't find the cough syrup, so i gave him an entire bottle of laxative."
the owner says, "you idiot! you can't treat a cough with laxatives!"
the clerk says, "oh yeah? look at him, he's afraid to cough!"
my uncle from america, he head this tune from a game i was playing, said they used to play this all the time in the 1st aviation brigade during the vietnam war. so this one's for the vets.
clips of christina model and her big bouncy boobs.
i have one of those, and a cherry lime-aide.
she's jumping so you pervs could watch them bounce!
strippin'
