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john received a call from his blonde girlfriend, buffy. "i've got a problem," said buffy.
"what's the matter?" asked john.
"well, i've bought this jigsaw puzzle, but it's too hard. none of the pieces fit together and i can't find any edges."
"what's the picture of?" asked john.
"it's of a big rooster," replied buffy.
"all right," said john, "i'll come over and have a look."
so he went over to buffy's house and buffy greeted him saying, "thanks for coming over."
buffy lead john into her kitchen and showed him the jigsaw on the kitchen table. john looked at the jigsaw and then turned to buffy and said, "for pete's sake - put the corn flakes back in the box."
a blonde woman was really struggling with the jigsaw she's trying to complete, so she decided to phone her boyfriend. "hi bradley, i'm doing this jigsaw but i just can't work out where to start." "have you looked for the corners?" "yes, i can't find them!" "are you using the picture on the box to help you?" the blonde is now getting really distressed. "yes, yes, ive got the box in front of me, it's a tiger! i don't know what i'm doing wrong!!!" "okay, i'll come over and we'll see if we can do it together." when bradley gets to his girlfriend's house, she welcomes him and leads him into the living room, she's explaining that all the pieces looks the same. he takes her by her hand and leads her to the sofa to sit her down. he says, "darling, i'm going to make us a cup of coffee and then we'll put the frosties back in to box."
cletus called his friend and said, "please come over here and help me. i have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and i can`t figure it out or how to get it started." his friend asked, "what is it supposed to be when it`s finished?" cletus responded, "according to the picture on the box, it`s a tiger." his friend decided to go over and help with the puzzle. he let him in and showed him where he had the puzzle spread all over the table. his friend studied the pieces for a moment, looked at the box, then turned to cletus and said, "first of all, no matter what we do, we`re not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger. "second, i want you to relax. let`s have a nice cup of coffee. finally... "let`s put all of these frosted flakes back into the box."
a blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "please come over here and help me. i have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and i can't figure out how to get it started." her boyfriend asks, "what is it supposed to be when it's finished?" the blonde says, "according to the picture on the box, it's a tiger." her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. she lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. he studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "first of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger." he takes her hand and says, "second, i want you to relax. let's have a nice cup of tea, and then .." he sighed......... ....... "let's put all the frosted flakes back in the box......."
you've all seen saw, now play the flash game.
hey, it's a jigsaw puzzle as a flash game! you can't pass up something this innovative. click here to play full screen.
a girl has been nicknamed the 'jigsaw kid' after she survived being born with five spleens, a hole in her heart, a diseased and back to front liver, two left lungs and her stomach on the wrong side. bethany jordan, six, was born with many of her organs back to front but amazed doctors who had warned her parents, lisa, 37, and robert, 44, there was little chance she would survive birth. her problems mean that, while she looks a picture of health, she cannot stand up to some of the normal rigours and strains of an average child. bethany, of stourbridge, west midlands, sufferers from ivemark syndrome, an extremely rare genetic disorder, characterised by a poorly-formed cardiovascular system and organs in the wrong place. strangely, when she exercises too much, her heart can be seen beating through her back. there are so few sufferers that very little is known about the condition or what could be its cause. her mother lisa, who is a full-time mum, said: "to look at her she just looks like a normal girl, but underneath her skin everything is back to front and jumbled up. "when she was born the doctors said her insides were like a jigsaw. "it has been a bit of a nightmare but she is my star and i love her the way she is - i always will." before bethany was born, doctors at birmingham's women's hospital discovered her jumbled-up insides following routine pregnancy scans. tests showed her brain was normal and lisa chose to go ahead with the birth, despite the odds being stacked against her. dr patrick mckiernan, who is bethany's liver consultant at birmingham children's hospital, said: "essentially her organs are back to front and it's very rare to see something like this. "she is doing very well despite all of her problems, i think she's a very tough little girl." ingrid gladki, spokesman for the ivemark syndrome association, said: "it's still a mystery as to why it occurs and i think more money needs to be put into research into it." source
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