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the force is what gives a jedi his power. it's an energy field created by all living things. it surrounds us and penetrates us. it binds the galaxy together.
this fight scene is from the animated star wars : clone wars, this is imo the best fight scene which proves general grievous is not one to piss off.
these little things know how to fight.
uncommon valor: a veitnam story
so thats why the tampa rays are winning
"fear is the path to the dark side. fear leads to anger. anger leads to hate. hate leads to suffering." - yoda (1977)
real product.
obi wan and luke skywalker discover the world's most powerful jedi.
guy dressed up as a jedi goes to a car dealer looking for a new vehicle to travel the galaxy.
recruitment video for the jedi. music by rob strangroom.
this is a interview of a kid who thinks he is a jedi. this is a student film done by daniel r. desrochers
one of underground hip-hop elite jedi mind tricks awesome music...this one is a must hear!
eight police officers serving with scotland's largest force listed their official religion as jedi in voluntary diversity forms, it has emerged. strathclyde police said the officers and two of its civilian staff claimed to follow the faith, which features in the star wars movies. the details were obtained in a freedom of information request by jane's police review. strathclyde was the only force in the uk to admit it had jedi officers. in the star wars films, jedi knights such as luke skywalker, obi-wan kenobi and yoda use the force to battle the evil darth vader, who has strayed to the dark side. jane's police review editor chris herbert, who requested the information, said: "the force appears to be strong in strathclyde police with their jedi police officers and staff. "far from living a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, some members of the noble jedi order have now chosen glasgow and its surrounding streets as their home." a spokeswoman for strathclyde police confirmed: "at the time of the request, 10 (eight police officers and two police staff) had recorded their religion as jedi." she added that the force monitored "six strands of diversity" - age, disability, gender, race, religion and belief, and sexual orientation. the force said the information was provided voluntarily and securely stored. about 390,000 people listed their religion as jedi in the 2001 census for england and wales. in scotland the figure was a reported 14,000. the office for national statistics did not recognise it as a separate category, and incorporated followers of jedi with atheists. last year, brothers barney and daniel jones founded the uk church of the jedi - which offered sermons on the force, light sabre training, and meditation techniques. strathclyde police employs 8,200 police officers and 2,800 civilian staff. source
train to be a jedi. use your mouse to control your light saber. as you become a jedi master you must learn how to deflect lasers and destroy hovering orbs that shoot the lasers... have fun.
a police officer in scotland has confessed to following the jedi faith beloved of star wars film fans, respected policing analysis group jane's reports. pam fleming, a 45-year-old beat officer in glasgow for strathclyde police, said that she thought all police officers "should be jedis," when interviewed by jane's police review. "for me, it is not a joke," she said. "being a jedi is a way of life. "i love the star wars films and the concept of being a jedi, that the faith is not divisive." ms fleming said she knew of other jedis in strathclyde police - the force apparently has eight in total. she told the sun she uses jedi mind tricks to get the truth out of suspects during interviews. however, ms fleming said she does not use her powers to influence what suspects say or do. “i have even started calling my probationer as a joke my padawan (jedi apprentice),” she said, “although i am not sure he likes that.” according to britain's office for national statistics, a total of 390,000 people in england and wales listed their religion as jedi in the most recent census in 2001. scotland has a reported 14,000 followers. but it noted that this may have been largely due to an internet campaign launched in the run-up to the census. jedi followers are grouped under atheist. source
two star wars-loving brothers are planning to set up a jedi church in wales. barney and daniel jones want fellow devotees to be able to join them on anglesey, reports the bbc. barney, 26 - or master jonba hehol - and daniel, 21 - master morda hehol - head the uk church of the jedi. they say their services will include sermons on the force, light sabre training, and meditation techniques. hairdresser barney said: "as children we always watched the star wars films anyway. we noticed that there were a couple of sites on the internet, jedi church sites. "we printed off a couple of sermons and did a sermon in our house for a couple of friends one night." barney and his musician brother daniel, from holyhead, help run four websites devoted to the development of the "faith". "my brother and i will wear the jedi robes, the dark brown robes... the congregation would be in black. really to bring a sense of unity to the meetings," said barney. although the current members are all men, women are not excluded, as barney points out: "princess leia helped them out a lot." however, any congregation member drawn to the dark side of the force, embodied in the film by darth vader, would be advised they are following the wrong path and could face expulsion. source, source
article submitted by master911. a drunk man wearing a bin-liner and a cape attacked the founder of a jedi church while shouting "darth vader", a court has heard. arwel wynne hughes, a 27-year-old from anglesey in england’s west, admitted to committing two counts of common assault after drunkenly attacking two men with a metal crutch, the bbc reported. the court was told that jedi church founder and star wars fan barney jones and his cousin michael were filming themselves playing with light sabres in a backyard before hughes jumped over a garden wall. hughes had consumed more than half of a 10 litre cask of wine before the attack, the court heard. the court was told hughes did not remember the attack until he read about it later in a newspaper, and where the crutch had come from was still a mystery to him. prosecutor nia lloyd told the court that hughes was laughing as he was striking the cousins. “he was wearing a black bin bag and a cape and had a metal crutch in his hand,” ms lloyd said. she said hughes hit the church founder in the head and the second man in the thigh. the men suffered minor injuries. hughes’ lawyer frances jones said alcohol was “ruining” his client’s life. hughes will next face court on may 13. source have any interesting articles you'd like to share? article request thread.
- you hear "luke, i am your father... and your uncle..." - you ever said the phrase, "may the force be with y'all." - your jedi robe is camouflage. - you have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of bud light. - at least one wing of your x-wings is primer colored. - you can easily describe the taste of an ewok. - you have ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in your yard. - the worst part of spending time on dagobah is the dadgum skeeters. - wookiees are offended by your b.o. - you have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial. - you have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing or bowling. - you have ever had your r-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to get the barbecue grill to light up. - you have a confederate flag painted on the hood of your land-speeder. - you ever fantasized about princess leia wearing daisy duke shorts. - you have the doors of your x-wing welded shut and you have to get in through the window. - you have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to chewbacca. - you suggested that they outfit the millennium falcon with redwood deck. - you were the only person drinking jack daniels during the cantina scene. - your father has ever said to you, "shoot, son come on over to the dark side...it'll be a hoot."
obama wielding a light saber.
one of those questions thats always been on my mind.
a name any nerd would be jealous of.
nerd style!
obama
bush using the force.
