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Video:Israel Attacked But By Who?

israel attacked but by who?

israel declares it will respond with disproportionate force, if attacked by rockets from gaza, then israel is attacked by rockets! hamas spokesperson claims on radio that israel "agents" are sending rockets from gaza at israel to create an excuse for israel to attack gaza. look at this and use wisdom, who benefits from israel bombarding gaza again? not hamas, not the palestinians. find out who you find out who is firing the "rockets"

Video:Henry Rollins in Israel

henry rollins in israel

final minutes of his spoken word show in israel

Video:Controversial “Racist” Law Upheld In Israel

controversial “racist” law upheld in israel

palestinians, married to arab citizens of israel, can’t live with their spouses in israel.

the controversial law that prohibited palestinians married to israelis to move to israel was challenged in court recently. with 6 to 5 votes, israel's high court yesterday rejected the idea that the law violated the civil rights of palestinians and arab citizens of israel.

israel authorities contended that letting young palestinians into israel posed too great a security risk. the law was introduced in 2002 to protect israeli citizens from palestinians entering the country under false pretext to carry out attacks.

at the beginning of the palestinian uprising, a few palestinians who received citizenship through family reunification carried out attacks.

although the law was an emergency measure and only supposed to last for one year, it now seems to have become permanent.

the court has been accused of upholding racist legislation by palestinian-israeli families, legislators and human rights activists.

only palestinian women over the age of 25 and men over 35 are eligible to join their families in israel and eventually receive citizenship.

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  • Comments 4
  • Date 5/15/2006
  • by qtnik

Video:Can You Find Israel In This Picture?

can you find israel in this picture?

israel is obviously taking over the arab world... be afraid, be very afraid.

  • Votes 3.7032/5
  • Views 4413
  • Comments 30
  • Date 8/11/2006
  • by ibji

Video:Myths and Facts about Lebanon and Israel

myths and facts about lebanon and israel

heres a little vid explaining some myths and facts about the current situation in lebanon/israel.

Video:Tommy Tiernan - Israel

tommy tiernan - israel

irish comic tommy tiernan's take on israel and comparing them to the irish!!

  • Votes 3.9617/5
  • Views 890
  • Comments 7
  • Date 4/23/2007
  • by irl21

Video:Will Israel Bomb Iran?

will israel bomb iran?

there is strong evidence to suggest that israel is considering a pre-emptive strike against iran to halt its nuclear ambitions, amid suspicions that it is exploiting its civil nuclear programme as a cover to produce atomic weapons. iran's current president mahmoud ahmadinejad quoted ayatollah khomeini's call for israel to be "removed from the pages of history", it's unlikely that israel will just wait for them to aquire the weapons to achieve this.

  • Votes 4.3605/5
  • Views 6711
  • Comments 53
  • Date 8/22/2007
  • by Kell

Video:BBC: The Birth of Israel

bbc: the birth of israel

"israel declared independence on 14 may 1948 and neighboring arab states attacked the next day. since then, israel has fought a series of wars with neighboring arab states and in consequence, israel controls territories beyond those delineated in the 1949 armistice agreements. some international borders remain in dispute ..." this bbc program from 2008 examines and explains the complicated situation.

Video:Israel And The Ignored UN Resolutions

israel and the ignored un resolutions

makes you wonder how many more they will be permitted to ignore before the international community stands up to them. if this is not bullying by israel then how so many resolutions laid at their door, if you say "they are formed from enemies opinion", then so was the ones laid at iraq`s door! right? or can israel really have it both ways!

Video:Israel's Secret Weapon

israel's secret weapon

mordechai vanunu, israel's nuclear whistleblower, was jailed in 1986 for publishing photographs of israel's nuclear bomb factory at dimona. ... all » olenka frenkiel reveals the extent of israel's nuclear gagging. vanunu has spent 17 years in jail, 11 of which were in a minute solitary confinement cell - and he has just had his appeal for parole denied. he will stay in jail until 2004, when his term is expected to end. sunday times journalist peter hounam heard rumours in 1986 that an israeli whistleblower was offering proof of what the world had long suspected. vanunu was that whistleblower. his revelations confirmed that israel was building advanced nuclear weapons. after the sunday times published this scoop, vanunu was lured to italy and kidnapped by mossad agents and illegally smuggled back to israel. he was tried in secret and convicted of treason and spying. in court, at his parole hearing, avigdor feldman, vanunu's lawyer, argued that his client had no more secrets and should be freed. but the prosecutor had a new argument: the imminent war with iraq. after the hearing mr feldman told correspondent: "the prosecutor said that if vanunu were released, the americans would probably leave iraq and go after israel and israel's nuclear weapons - which i found extremely ridiculous." the real force blocking vanunu's release is a man who was known only as "y". in 2001, "y" was exposed as yehiyel horev and it is said that the only thing he fears is publicity. mr horev is the head of israel's most powerful intelligence service, dealing with nuclear and military secrets. his accountability has only been to the many prime ministers he has watched come and go in the 16 years he has built his power base. he has been likened to the head of the fbi, j edgar hoover - an autocrat out of control. ronen bergman, security correspondent for one of israel's leading newspapers - yediot ahronoth - says: "horev is a grave danger to israeli democracy. "he operates with no law, no real scrutiny and no monitoring by the israeli parliament. "horev was afraid that veterans of the israeli intelligence and the israeli nuclear effort would try to maintain their footprint in the history of israel and tell their story. "he wanted to frighten them."

Video:Iranian Leader Causes Storm Over Call to Wipe Out Israel

iranian leader causes storm over call to wipe out israel

british officials will demand an explanation from the iranian charge d'affaires in london today over "sickening" comments made by president mahmoud ahmadinejad of iran, who has called for israel to be "wiped off the map".

mr ahmadinejad, who defends his country's "inalienable right" to nuclear power and has called for a global islamic revolution, sparked an international furor last night after iranian state television reported a speech he made at a conference in tehran called "the world without zionism."

reverting to the vitriol of ayatollah khomeini, leader of the iranian revolution, mr ahmadinejad urged the destruction of israel by palestinian militants: "there is no doubt that the new wave in palestine will soon wipe off this disgraceful blot from the face of the islamic world," he said. "as the imam (khomeini) said, israel must be wiped off the map."

mr ahmadinejad also warned fellow islamic leaders against softening their stance against the "zionist regime". last month, bahrain announced that it would resume trade with israel.

"anybody who recognizes israel will burn in the fire of the islamic nation’s fury. anybody who recognizes the zionist regime is acknowledging the surrender and defeat of the islamic world," mr ahmadinejad is reported to have said.

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Video:Israel Strikes Back

israel strikes back

after a suicide bomber killed nine and injured 60 in tel aviv yesterday, israel is considering an all out strike against the palestinian authority.

israel already retaliated with a strike on a gaza metal workshop, an attack in which no one was injured or killed. then israeli forces raided a small village near jenin, arresting the father of the suicide bomber.

sami abu zuhri, hamas official spokesperson, called the attack “a natural result of the continued israeli crimes against our people.”

mahmoud abbas, president of the palestinian authority, has however officially condemned the suicide attack.

since the palestinian people voted hamas into power, it has not yet removed one of the most controversial statements from their charter, namely the destruction of israel. hamas has come under heavy pressure by the whole world, even by arabic neighbors, to remove the statement.

yesterdays’ bombing was the first after hamas came to power in palestine three months ago.

israel’s acting prime minister ehud olmert is said to consider an all out attack on hamas officials.

israeli officials however, seem reluctant to confirm the all-out attack.

“we will know how to respond, and will continue to act with all the means at our disposal to prevent further terror attempts,” he said. on tuesday, mofaz will meet again with olmert to formulate an israeli response to the attack.

“don't expect to see tanks rolling into nablus," one official said to the israelnewsagency.com/israelterrorattacktelavivhamas480417.html target=”_blank”> israel news agency. “but we will launch more widespread operations against the islamic jihad.”

Video:Terrorists Launching Rockets At Israel

terrorists launching rockets at israel

a from the israeli defence force's (idf) website, showing a group of palestinian terrorists launching rockets into israel in a bid to kill innocent israeli civilians. not graphic. the idf's video archive link is http://www1.idf.il/dover/site/mainpage.asp?sl=en&id=22&docid=33403.en. enjoy...

Video:Miss Israel, Miss Brazil & Miss Australia

miss israel, miss brazil & miss australia

miss israel 2006 anastacia entin, miss brazil 2006 rafaela zanella, and miss australia 2006 erin mcnaught (l-r), pose in their swimsuits at a los angeles hotel, california, july 11, 2006. they will compete for the title of miss universe 2006 on july 23.

Video:Miss Israel

miss israel

in this photo released by miss universe, anastacia entin, miss israel 2006, poses in her swimwear thailand swimsuit at the wilshire grand hotel in los angeles on tuesday, july 11, 2006. entin and others will compete for the title of miss universe during the live broadcast of the 55th annual miss universe 2006 competition from los angeles on july 23.

Video:A Rocket Hit In Haifa - Israel

a rocket hit in haifa - israel

a katiusha rochet hits a building in haifa, fortunately nobody was killed. today however 7 israeli citizens were killed as 132 rockets strike in northern israel.

  • Votes 2.7857/5
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  • Comments 63
  • Date 8/3/2006
  • by Tal

Video:UN:

un: "israel knew they were bombing a school"

john ging, the head of the un relief and works agency in gaza, has said israel were given the gps and knew the building was a school. "there should be an immediate independent investigation into this" >br? at least 30 people have been killed in northern gaza after two separate united nations-run schools came under attack from israeli forces.

Video:Norman Finkelstein: Israel Suspended Atrocities in Gaza for Obamas Coronation

norman finkelstein: israel suspended atrocities in gaza for obamas coronation

jewish scholar: israel committed massive atrocities in gaza finkelstein also lambastes barack obama saying if he was white people would see right through him. the audio/visual is a little out of sync, my apologies.

Video:Is Peace Possible In Israel/Palestine?

is peace possible in israel/palestine?

60-minutes reports. without a separate palestinian state, is israel to be doomed by demographics rather than violence. are settlers inadvertently undercutting their own existence?

Video:UN Report: Israel to blame for UN Building attacks

un report: israel to blame for un building attacks

un finds israel responsible for the attacks on it's buildings in the "cast lead" palestinian attack. it is now compiling a war-crimes report that will look at both sides of the conflict.

Video:Outcast by Religion in Israel

outcast by religion in israel

sometimes religion can be the reason of a family break-up. orthodox jews in israel, for instance, can be completely ostracized when they decide to give up the faith of their parents. in hebrew, rt 8:19.

Video:UN Walkout as Ahmadinejad Claims

un walkout as ahmadinejad claims "israel is a racist government"

western diplomats have walked out of a speech by the iranian president at a un anti-racism conference after he described israel as a "racist government". the west that was complicit in it`s support for israel which former us president jimmy carter describes as an apartheid state, could not stay to debate what was evident by their walk out, the truth

mr ahmadinejad, said jewish migrants from europe and the united states had been sent to the middle east after world war ii "in order to establish a racist government in the occupied palestine".

he continued "and in fact, in compensation for the dire consequences of racism in europe, they helped bring to power the most cruel and repressive racist regime in palestine."

statement by the secretary-general of the united nations on the remarks by the president of iran at the durban review conference top 20 april 2009

i deplore the use of this platform by the iranian president to accuse, divide and even incite. this is the opposite of what this conference seeks to achieve. this makes it significantly more difficult to build constructive solutions to the very real problem of racism.

it is deeply regrettable that my plea to look to the future of unity was not heeded by the iranian president. at my earlier meeting with him, i stressed the importance of the conference to galvanize the will of the international community toward the common cause of fight against racism.

i further stressed the need to look to the future, not to the past of divisiveness. in this regard, i reminded the president that the un general assembly had adopted the resolutions to revoke the equation of zionism with racism and to reaffirm the historical facts of the holocaust respectively.

we must all turn away from such a message in both form and substance. we must join hands and work together to achieve a constructive, substantive agenda to combat racism, racial discrimination, xenophobia and related intolerance.

Video:Israel Respond Obama Speech

israel respond obama speech

“if obama does not understand the difference between them, perhaps he will understand it better when he visits the buchenwald concentration camp in the comings days. and if he doesn’t understand it even there, then islam will once again teach it to him, just as it taught his predecessor on 9/11.”

regarding obama’s praise of islam, eldad said, “obama spoke more from his own heart and less from genuine understanding of the direction islam is taking around the world. whoever thinks that the establishment of a palestinian state will stop the war in darfur, india, chechnya, and europe will apparently soon learn that israel is not willing to be the ‘pound of flesh’ that he wants to throw to the muslims.”

mk aryeh eldad (national union) (somone should read about buchenwald. history why jews were taken and killed there...some german guy said same thing about jews and the jewish religion)

Video:Only ME Democracy Israel Turns 60

only me democracy israel turns 60

in may 2005, a group of teenage settler girls attacked the students and teachers at qurtaba school, blocking their way out of the school as a police officer filmed and soldiers watched. the settlers sing and chant in hebrew, "there is no palestine, this is israel" and "there are no palestinians." settler boys in the street then blocked the stairs by stoning the students as they tried to come down the stairs. the students scream and run, but are blocked from every direction. the police and soldiers do not protect the students.


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