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Video:Real Time with Bill Maher - America and Islam After Iraq

real time with bill maher - america and islam after iraq

bill maher talks to michael scheuer, author of "marching toward hell: america and islam after iraq".

Video:The Truth About Islam

the truth about islam

the truth about islam from an ex-muslim lady.

  • Votes 4.3176/5
  • Views 4095
  • Comments 60
  • Date 1/9/2008
  • by ibji

Video:Prophets Of Islam

prophets of islam

muslims regard as prophets of islam those non-divine humans chosen by allah as prophets. each prophet brought the same basic ideas of islam, including belief in a single god and the avoidance of idolatry and sin. each came to preach islam and told of the coming of the final law-bearing prophet and messenger of god: muhammad.

Video:Islam in Europe

islam in europe

fitna is a short anti-islam propaganda film by dutch politician geert wilders which picks apart verses from quran and slaps them alongside images from terrorist attacks.

Video:Real Time with Bill Maher - Islam

real time with bill maher - islam

is islam a religion of peace? bill maher and his guest panelists steven weber, ayaan hirsi ali, and rep. darrell issa (r-ca) discuss terrorism, religion, and muslims.

Video:9 Reasons Islam Sucks

9 reasons islam sucks

1. it tries to keep boobies hidden away
i need to see boobies. without them life pretty much isn’t worth living. if islam is your religion of choice, you might as well toss in the towel son, the boob train doesn’t stop at your station. personally, i would not join any religion that can’t promise me many nude women in the very near future.

2. no bacon?
bacon is the greatest stuff in the world. no food in this universe matches its immense flavor. i have said this before and i will stand by it to my death: never trust a man who doesn’t love bacon. it is the essence all chi derives energy from. without it, the earth would stop spinning and careen into the sun. we would all die and it would suck.

3. praying three times a day is annoying
i don’t know about you, but i don’t like having to pray even once ever, forget about three times a day. most of us don’t have that kind of time. and what happens if you screw up and pray in the wrong direction? (allah must have a condo in the east) does the village get to stone you?

4. there was only one mohammed, and his name was ali…
i will recognize the existence of no other! if this guy they talk about didn’t knock out george foreman in the rumble in the jungle, then i don’t want to hear how great he was.

5. it doesn’t teach you kung fu
if you feel the need to join a religion, make sure it is one that will teach you kung fu. any religion that shows you how to kick ass to protect your inner peace is a good and sensible one. to be clear, strapping a bomb to yourself and blowing people up is not kung fu.

6. it doesn’t recognize the greatness of captain america
this is a problem with a lot of religions out there; they hate freedom. steve rogers stood for everything that was good about the human character. (stuff like killing nazis, drinking milk, and killing more nazis) he beat down the hulk on many occasions. there is no debate here: he is a god if there ever was one.

7. muslims do not make a good dark ale
they don’t even make a decent cheap pilsner. when i see stuff like that from people it makes me wonder what the hell they are doing with their time. not making beer… that’s for sure. i, for one, am just not sure i could live in a society that does not spend a decent allotment of time creating quality beer. it’s just not how things should work.

8. a muslim guy jewed me once…
there are so many things wrong with that statement. i have indeed taken things too far this time. no amount of explaining can atone for that sentence. it describes itself, and some may believe the author as well. before you even think it, i will admit to being a dirty racist bastard for even thinking number 8 up and go about my business with number 9…

9. it lies about the virgin thing…
and even if it doesn’t, what the fuck are you going to do with 72 virgins anyways? i would rather have 72 whores who know how to ride the cock. besides, you would be dead by that time, so it wouldn’t matter anyways. if they could offer such a deal without the death part, they would sell a lot more tickets to mecca.


note to muslim people: i don’t hate your religion any more or less than i hate all the religions in this world. except, of course, buddhism and the good folks who practice voodoo and santeria.

Video:A Perspective On Islam In Europe

a perspective on islam in europe

a well thought out and intelligently delivered opinion.

  • Votes 3.4449/5
  • Views 4842
  • Comments 32
  • Date 8/18/2007
  • by Nny

Video:Poster - Islam

poster - islam

religion of peace.

Video:Islam Is Not For Me

islam is not for me

what the title says ;x

  • Votes 2.9286/5
  • Views 1661
  • Comments 4
  • Date 11/30/2005
  • by dusco

Video:World`s Most Offensive Joke Part 9 [Islam]

world`s most offensive joke part 9 [islam]

a channel 4 show that looks at whether its right or wrong to make jokes about taboo subjects

Video:Islam Is The Light

islam is the light

i can't wait to hear fisher-price explain this one.

  • Votes 4.4388/5
  • Views 5368
  • Comments 35
  • Date 10/11/2008
  • by Drue

Video:Pat Condell - Appeasing Islam

pat condell - appeasing islam

europe's cultural suicide.

  • Votes 4.1927/5
  • Views 2232
  • Comments 34
  • Date 3/12/2008
  • by Nny

Video:Pat Condell: Islam Is Not A Victim

pat condell: islam is not a victim

this man has the biggest balls in britain.

Video:Dr Zakir Naik Misconceptions of Islam

dr zakir naik misconceptions of islam

full context of the islamic terrorist video clip of zakir naik.

Video:Radical Islam in Europe

radical islam in europe

cnn's nic robertson reports on a radical islamic fringe active in europe and close to al qaeda.

Video:Islam and Terrorism

islam and terrorism

short documentary about islam and terrorism.

Video:Michael Jackson Reportedly Converts To Islam

michael jackson reportedly converts to islam


article submitted by master911.

michael jackson has reportedly become a muslim and changed his name to mikaeel.

the singer, who was raised as a jehovah's witness, converted to islam in a ceremony at a friend's house in los angeles.

he is said to have sat on the floor and worn a small hat while an imam officiated.

according to the sun, the ceremony took place while jackson, 50, was recording an album at the home of steve porcaro, a keyboard player who composed music on his thriller album.

the former jackson 5 star was counselled by david wharnsby, a canadian songwriter, and phillip bubal, a producer, who have both converted.

a source said jackson had appeared a "bit down" and added: "they began talking to him about their beliefs, and how they thought they had become better people after they converted. michael soon began warming to the idea.

"an imam was summoned from the mosque and michael went through the shahada, which is the muslim declaration of belief."

last year his brother, jermaine friday, suggested jackson would convert having taken an interest in islam since friday's conversion in 1989.

"when i came back from mecca i got him a lot of books and he asked me lots of things about my religion and i told him that it's peaceful and beautiful," said friday.

"he read everything and he was proud of me that i found something that would give me inner strength and peace.

"i think it is most probable that michael will convert to islam.

"he could do so much, just like i am trying to do. michael and i and the word of god, we could do so much."

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Video:Iran's Khatami Says Suicide Bombers Hurt Islam

iran's khatami says suicide bombers hurt islam

former iranian president mohammed khatami on friday condemned the september 11 attacks against the united states as an atrocity and said suicide bombers did islam an injustice and would not go to heaven.

three days before the fifth anniversary of the attacks that killed nearly 3,000 people, the shi'ite cleric urged muslims to work against "islamaphobia," which he said had grown since islamic militants flew hijacked aircraft into the world trade center, the pentagon and a pennsylvania field.

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"islam is the devil" shirts - kids sent home

florida - more children from the dove world outreach center arrived tuesday at area public schools with shirts bearing the message "islam is of the devil" and were sent home for violation of the school district's dress code when they declined to change clothes or cover the anti-muslim statement on their clothing.

school district staff attorney tom wittmer said the shirts violated a district ban on clothing that may "disrupt the learning process" or cause other students to be "offended or distracted."

"students have a right of free speech, and we have allowed students to come to school wearing clothes with messages," wittmer said. "but this message is a divisive message that is likely to offend students. principals, i feel reasonably, have deemed that a violation of the dress code."

wittmer said the school district allows students to express their religious beliefs but also must protect other students, such as members of the muslim faith, from discrimination based on their religious beliefs.

he said there also has to be equal treatment of different faiths.

"the next kid might show up with a shirt saying 'christianity is of the devil,'" wittmer said.

first amendment scholars said the school district's policy is likely legal and constitutional. ron collins, a scholar with the nonprofit first amendment center in washington d.c., said courts give public school officials a "significant amount of latitude" in regulating student dress that could disrupt the classroom or a school function.

"here, it's not only a religious expression," collins said. "it's a religious expression that is hostile to other forms of religious expression."

collins did note that student speech is afforded more protection at the college or university level.

catherine cameron, a faculty member at the stetson college of law, said the school district "likely has a good leg to stand on from a first amendment standpoint" because the u.s. supreme court has ruled in several cases that public schools may quash speech deemed disruptive "even if it steps on the other child's free speech rights."

on their front, the t-shirts had a verse from the gospel of john: "jesus answered i am the way and the truth and the life; no one goes to the father except through me," and this statement, "i stand in trust with dove outreach center." the message "islam is of the devil" is on the back of the shirt.

on monday, a 10-year-old fifth-grader at talbot elementary was sent home because of the shirt. on tuesday, two eastside high students and one gainesville high student were sent home and a student at westwood middle had to change clothes because of the shirt, according to members of the dove congregation.

dove senior pastor terry jones said no local company "had the guts" to print the shirts. dove member wayne sapp said he then ordered the shirts over the internet from a company that allows individuals to design their own shirts. his daughter, faith sapp , 10, was the talbot elementary student sent home monday. she said she was allowed to wear the shirt to school on tuesday - with the gospel message on the front visible but the anti-islam message on the back covered.

wayne sapp's daughter, emily sapp, 15, was the student sent home from gainesville high on tuesday. both faith and emily sapp said it was their decision, not that of their parents, to wear the shirts to school in order to promote their christian beliefs. emily sapp said the "islam is of the devil" statement was aimed at the religion's beliefs, not its members.

"the people are fine," she said. "the people are people. they can be saved like anyone else."

wayne sapp said he believed the school district's dress code allowed too much room for subjectivity when principals and school administrators determine what is offensive or distracting clothing.

he added that his children decided it was time to "stand up for what they believe instead of saying the rules might not let me do it" and said that society has grown "so tolerant of being tolerant" that free speech is eroding.

jones said that, to him, spreading the church's message was "even more important than education itself."

all of the dove members interviewed said that, while they would not like a student wearing a shirt with an anti-christian message on it to school, they believed students have the right to do it.

saeed r. khan, president of the muslim association of north central florida, said the anti-islam message should not be accepted when "schools are supposed to be teaching tolerance for others."

"it's pretty offensive, isn't it?" khan said of the message on the back of the shirt. "particularly in a school setting where you are trying to create an atmosphere where people are supposed to respect each other and live with each other, where we have people of every ethnicity and every religion."

jones and wayne sapp said congregation members have not decided whether their children will be allowed to continue to go to school with "islam is of the devil" visible on their clothing because they want their children to get an education - and that does not happen when they are sent home for violating the dress code.

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Video:Minister Converts From Christianity to Islam

minister converts from christianity to islam

found out a wealth of information that i didn`t know about my own religion. harvard doctorate jerald dirks shares a lot in this video. i am sure you`ll learn something new in this video.

Video:Islam is not a vilent religeon

islam is not a vilent religeon

muslims are nice people

Video:Islam vs. Christianity

islam vs. christianity

carell vs. colbert - see who wins.


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