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poor guy didn't even see it coming
homemade inventions: hinged chop sticks.
homemade inventions: self soaping scrubber.
homemade inventions: mini greenhouse mad from cd cases.
homemade inventions: bicycle helmet bug shield.
homemade inventions: tennis ball hearing protection.
with friends like this who needs any enemies....
1. i set half the clocks in my house ahead an hour and the other half back an hour saturday and spent 18 hours in some kind of space-time continuum loop, reliving sunday (right up until the explosion). i was able to exit the loop only by reversing the polarity of the power source exactly e*log(pi) clocks in the house while simultaneously rapping my dog on the snout with a rolled up times. accordingly, i will be in late, or early. 2. i am stuck in the blood pressure machine down at the safeway. 3. yes, i seem to have contracted some attention-deficit disorder and, hey, how about them broncos, huh? so, i won't be able to, yes, could i help you? no, no, i'll be sticking with sprint, but thank you for calling. 4. i just found out that i was switched at birth. legally, i shouldn't come to work knowing my employee records may now contain false information. 5. my stigmata is acting up. 6. i can't come in to work today because i will be stalking my previous boss, who fired me for not showing up for work. ok? 7. i have a rare case of 48-hour projectile leprosy, but i know we have that deadline to meet.
