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Video:Aussies Too Fat, Too Stoned To Join Army

aussies too fat, too stoned to join army

young australians are becoming too drugged and too fat to serve their country in the military.

increasingly unhealthy lifestyles - coupled with the ageing population and competition from private sector jobs - are hindering efforts by the australian defence force to attract enough physically and mentally fit recruits to defend the nation.

the adf's internal recruiting plan for 2005-2010, obtained by the australian, warns that overuse of recreational drugs -- particularly marijuana -- among 15-year-olds, and junkfood-related obesity in the young are expected to worsen over the next decade.

"the high incidence of non-medical drug use among young people (recent studies suggesting up to 50 per cent of 15-year-olds smoke marijuana at least once a month) ... severely limits the pool of recruitable candidates," says the adf recruiting report, completed last month.

and it warns that the obesity problem is "expected to worsen over time as australian society reflects the phenomenon found in developed nations".

one in 12 military candidates already fail the physical or mental fitness tests, and overall the adf fell 1000 short of its recruitment targets last year.

the report says the rate of childhood obesity in australia is "one of the highest among developed nations", with 25 per cent of children assessed as overweight or obese, up from 5 per cent in 1965.

senator hill will unveil this week a strategy to expand the force to almost 55,000 to meet the challenges of the global war on terror. as part of the plan, he wants the army to recruit an extra 2500 personnel.

labor defence spokesman robert mcclelland said senator hill had "buckley's chance" of boosting defence force numbers, given the pressures on defence force recruiting.

"unless there is major shift in the way the defence force treats its young people, it is going to be a struggle," mr mcclelland told the australian. "military justice, remuneration and postings are all issues that need to be addressed."

mr mcclelland said education on diet, government-subsidised subscriptions for children's sport and incentives for teachers to coach should all be part of a co-ordinated plan to tackle obesity and drug abuse in the community.

"that would not only improve the health of the community but have a flow-on effect to rates of defence force recruiting," he said.

australia defence association executive director neil james said the force ought to be applauded for "publicly confronting drug abuse and obesity, which are cruelling its recruiting efforts".

"while you are still getting the same proportion of people interested in joining the defence force as you always did, more of them are failing the psychological and physical entry tests," he said.

the australian

Video:Halo ODST & Halo REACH

halo odst & halo reach

montage made by youtube user.

Video:Fat Redneck Gets Owned By Fat Black Chick

fat redneck gets owned by fat black chick

lucky for the redneck, his mates pull her off him.

Video:A Fat Boy and his Fat Dog.

a fat boy and his fat dog.

oh look, mr.fatso and his little kanine companion finally figured it out!

Video:Donkey Kong Halo

donkey kong halo

this is how that little plumber should have done it!

Video:Halo Wars Documentary Video

halo wars documentary video

courtesy of actiontrip.com

Video:Halo Live Action

halo live action

this was aired on discovery channel a little while ago. the live action half life reminded me of this. enjoy!

Video:Halo 3: ODST HD

halo 3: odst hd

halo 3: odst live action trailer hd "we are odst" this is the full-length halo 3: odst live action trailer for halo 3: odst releasing on september 22, 2009. originally called halo 3: recon, odst is a new standalone, disc-based campaign expansion to halo 3 where you play as an odst (orbital drop shock trooper), instead of master chief.

Video:Halo Legends

halo legends

halo anime preview, coming soon to an illegal filesharing site near you.

Video:Petagon Confirmes Army Mascot KIA

petagon confirmes army mascot kia

the pentagon confirmed the army mascot was killed with a ied.

Video:Keyboard Cat: True Internet Story

keyboard cat: true internet story

keyboard cat: true internet the true story behind the cat. play him off star fatso schmidt, aka “the keyboard cat” has been around long before his internet fame. it all began in 1969 at woodstock music & arts fair…

Video:Fat Pie's Music Scene

fat pie's music scene

i think this is the real reason music sales are in decline.

Video:Internet Speeds & Costs Around the World

internet speeds & costs around the world

hope it's readable in hi-res.

Video:Halo 3 ODST Video Review

halo 3 odst video review

what to expect if you buy the game thanks to ign.com

Video:South Korea's Special Army

south korea's special army

"special army soldiers flip simultaneously as they demonstrate their martial arts skills during a rehearsal for the 61st anniversary of armed forces day at the gyeryong military headquarters, south korea. south korea will celebrate the 61st armed forces day on 1 october."

Video:Halo 3: ODST Video Documentary Desperate Measures Trailer

halo 3: odst video documentary desperate measures trailer

halo 3: odst video documentary desperate measures trailer [hd]
developer: bungie software
release: q4 2009
genre: fps
platform: x360
publisher: microsoft
odst focuses on their drop into new mombasa and their search for clues behind the covenants attack on the city.

Video:Amy Winehouse in the Army

amy winehouse in the army

a news report on amy winehouse training and working for the army from the comedy show double take

Video:Ex-US Army Sergeant : Afghanistan War Has Brought More Evil

ex-us army sergeant : afghanistan war has brought more evil

one of the criteria for a just war is that you have to eliminate more evil than you bring in, says ex-us army sergeant geoff millard. the war in afghanistan has brought more evil into the world than its taken out. from : http://therealnews.com/

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Video:Internet T-Shirt

internet t-shirt

youtube myspace and i`ll google your yahoo

Video:5 Ways Natal Will Ruin Halo

5 ways natal will ruin halo

everyone is excited about project natal for the xbox360, but not me.

Video:Chinese Army 'Harvesting Body Parts'

chinese army 'harvesting body parts'

china's military is harvesting organs from unwilling live prison inmates, mostly falungong practitioners, for transplants on a large scale - including to foreign recipients- according to a study.

the report's authors - canada's former secretary of state for the asia pacific region david kilgour and human rights lawyer david matas - implicated dozens of hospitals and jails throughout china in july, after a two-month investigation.

chinese officials denied those allegations.

mr matas and mr kilgour's second report, released today, includes interviews with organ recipients in 30 countries and canadian hospital staff who cared for more than 100 patients who had undergone suspicious transplant surgeries in china.

"the involvement of the people's liberation army in these transplants is widespread,'' mr kilgour said at a press conference.

like many civilian hospitals in rural china, military hospitals turned to selling organs to make up for government funding cuts in the 1980s, the report said.

but military personnel could operate with much more secrecy, it said.

"recipients often tell us that even when they receive transplants at civilian hospitals, those conducting the operation are military personnel,'' the report said.

hospitals in canada's biggest cities - vancouver, calgary and toronto - confirmed "a substantial number'' of canadians had travelled to china for dubious organ transplants, mr kilgour said.

"we're in the three digits, up over 100 (from canada each year), and the trend is accelerating,'' mr matas said.

to curb what they called a "disgusting form of evil", the pair asked pharmaceutical firms to stop selling organ anti-rejection drugs to china.

they also asked countries to post travel advisories warning about china's alleged organ harvest, asked states to cease offering follow-up care for patients who had dubious organ transplants in china and asked foreign doctors to cut ties with their chinese counterparts suspected of such practices.

the authors said states should enact legislation to ban citizens from traveling to china for organ transplants from unwilling donors, although they admitted that such cases would be difficult to prosecute.

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Video:Outdoor Internet Surfing

outdoor internet surfing

a geeks dream.

Video:Halo: ODST - Live Action Trailer

halo: odst - live action trailer

released to advertise bungie`s new halo title, this new live trailer makes it obvious how awesome a halo full motion picture could be.


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