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Video:Chinese Shooting Innocent Tibetans

chinese shooting innocent tibetans

generally i don't believe in a cause or any of that other hippy stuff but one thing i have always found disgusting is the way the chinese government has acted and the atrocities they have commited against tibet and it's people. this is another example of their military attacking and murdering innocent people. these tibetan travelers were on a pilgrimage to see the dali lama.

Video:Innocent People Pranked

innocent people pranked

watch what happens to these young, innocent victims during the scream prank. (warning: make sure your volume is not turned up all the way...)

Video:Innocent Man has Life Ruined by Internet Users

innocent man has life ruined by internet users

man is blamed for girlfriend's suicide on internet. police investigation shows that the guy in innocent. regardless, users unite to ruin the poor guy's life.

Video:Innocent Eyes

innocent eyes

a father watched his young daughter playing in the garden. he smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was. tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders of nature through such innocent eyes.

suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. he went over to her to see what work of god had captured her attention. he noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.

"daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked

"they're mating," her father replied.

"what do you call the spider on top?" she asked.

"that's a daddy longlegs," her father answered.

"so, the other one is a mommy longlegs?" the little girl asked.

as his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question he replied "no dear. both of them are daddy longlegs."

the little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment.........then took her foot and stomped them flat and said, "well, we're not having any of that gay shit in our garden."

Video:Vicious Squirrel Brutalizes 3 Innocent Germans

vicious squirrel brutalizes 3 innocent germans

just when all seemed peaceful between man and beast, disaster arises in germany as a sinister squirrel unleashes a furry frenzy on the defenseless populace.

officials in berlin reported an overly aggressive squirrel brutally savaging three people in a town before a 72-year-old man was able to bravely wield of its attacks with his wooden old-man cane.

the attacks began like so many others we have reported. an innocent 70-year-old lady sat quietly in her house, likely sewing or baking pie. unbeknownst to her, a squirrel tenderly sneaked into her house, stalking her every move.

at the opportune moment, it sprung to life and before she could even react, it sank its teeth into her hand. overwhelmed by the ferocity of the attack, the woman ran into the street, frantically trying to shake off the squirrel, according to police.

squirrel is evil!with the taste of human flesh fresh in its mouth, the squirrel continued its attacks. on a building site, a grizzled construction worker was simply tending to tasks in a building. with the blinding speed and raw power of an olympian, reports indicate the squirrel leapt up onto the worker and attacked his arm. shaken, and desperate, the construction worker lunged for a weapon -a measuring pole- and wielded it to try to ward the beast away from him.

not phased after taking down two humans, the squirrel decided to go for the hat trick. he wanted a third victim.

running on a 2-0 win streak versus humans, the squirrel spotted what he thought would be his next victim -a 72-year-old man- in a garden.

not wasting a second, the squirrel lunged at the man and began its attack. a spokesman had this to say;

"...the squirrel went into the 72-year-old man's garden and massively attacked him on the arms, hand and thigh."

somewhere, somehow, this man was able to overcome the initial injuries and reach for his cane, well, crutch and fight back against the squirrel. he reached deep and was able to deliver an ultimate dose of ownage in the name of mankind. the man managed to kill the squirrel with his crutch.

make no mistake, however, that spring is just starting and with this squirrel now being a martyr, this is likely the first of a new string of animal attacks on humans.

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actionnooz
tv3
reuters

Video:Thugs Beat Innocent Kids

thugs beat innocent kids

one of the kids that got beat got stabbed in the heart and died a little later and the other kid survived.the killers were sentenced to death.

Video:So Innocent

so innocent

whitney and bobbi back in the day.

Video:Black Thugs Attack Innocent White People

black thugs attack innocent white people

i saw this and it made me sick to my stomach.

Video:Can Innocent People Be Executed?

can innocent people be executed?

the supreme court isn't sure either.

Video:Innocent Cop Chase

innocent cop chase

for some reason, this guy is urged to get the cops' attention by yelling and screaming at them. after they finally realize this guy is an idiot, they hunt him down.

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  • Views 18685
  • Comments 26
  • Date 8/12/2005
  • by Josh

Video:Internet Hate Machine Raids Innocent Victims

internet hate machine raids innocent victims

a gang of computer hackers called anonymous terrorize innocent peoples lives and send death threats 'anonymously'. of coarse this is just blown out of proportion media coverage, the website listed as anonymous can be visited at 4chan.org.

Video:Jay and Silent Bob - He's Just So Innocent

jay and silent bob - he's just so innocent

jay and silent bob hang out in front of a different store.

Video:Big Black Man Attacks Sweet Innocent White McCain Supporter

big black man attacks sweet innocent white mccain supporter

note to self, mirrors produce backwards images...

Video:Cop Puts Innocent Man In Coma - Called Tragic Accident?

cop puts innocent man in coma - called tragic accident?

video released 05/21/09 shows a burly king county sheriff's deputy slamming a man into a tiled wall earlier this month in what a sheriff's spokesman said was "a tragic accident."


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