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Video:Toilet in India

toilet in india

haha, look what i found in india.

Video:India's PSLV, Arjun Tank, T-72 and Tunguska

india's pslv, arjun tank, t-72 and tunguska

india's indigenous pslv launch, main battle tanks, tungushka air defence system

  • Votes 2.7983/5
  • Views 854
  • Comments 4
  • Date 6/17/2008
  • by AlexH

Video: Exorcism In India National Geographic

exorcism in india national geographic

india's procedure on exorcism exorcism = placebo?

Video:How To Cross The Road In India

how to cross the road in india

how to cross a road in hyderabad, india.

Video:Building In India Collapses

building in india collapses

this guy notices that a building in surat, india appears to start leaning. the building eventually collapses onto the busy street below.

Video:Man in India Marries Dog

man in india marries dog

new delhi — a man in southern india married a female dog in a traditional hindu ceremony as an attempt to atone for stoning two other dogs to death -an act he believes cursed him -a newspaper reported tuesday.

p. selvakumar married the sari-draped former stray named selvi, chosen by family members and then bathed and clothed for the ceremony sunday at a hindu temple in the southern state of tamil nadu, the hindustan times newspaper said.

selvakumar, 33, told the paper he had been suffering since he stoned two dogs to death and hung their bodies from a tree 15 years ago.

"after that my legs and hands got paralyzed and i lost hearing in one ear," he said in the report.

the paper said an astrologer had told selvakumar the wedding was the only way he could cure the maladies. it did not say whether his situation had improved.

deeply superstitious people in rural india sometimes organize weddings to dogs and other animals, believing it can ward off certain curses.

the paper showed a picture of selvakumar sitting next to the dog, which was wearing an orange sari and a flower garland.

the paper said the groom and his family then had a feast, while the dog got a bun.

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my real name is not selvi, so hush up nova.

Video:Suicide Girls - India Suicide

suicide girls - india suicide

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Video:Suicide Girls - India Suicide

suicide girls - india suicide

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Video:Supernatural Revealed In India

supernatural revealed in india

you can see how people get ripped off by the `supernatural`.

Video:Another Day in India

another day in india

cleaning the elephant would be fun, but these guys over did it.

Video:The Real Superman Is From India

the real superman is from india

who am i kidding? watch to see for yourselves.

Video:Himilayan Mountains, India

himilayan mountains, india

this picture show the himilayan mountains, which border india and china, at sunset.

  • Votes 4.1638/5
  • Views 3111
  • Comments 2
  • Date 10/13/2006
  • by ibji

Video:Great, Erotic, Temples of India

great, erotic, temples of india

is taj mahal the real face of india?

Video:India to Launch Cow Urine as Soft Drink

india to launch cow urine as soft drink

does your pepsi lack pep? is your coke not the real thing? india's hindu nationalist movement apparently has the answer: a new soft drink made from cow urine.

the bovine brew is in the final stages of development by the cow protection department of the rashtriya swayamsevak sangh (rss), india's biggest and oldest hindu nationalist group, according to the man who makes it.

om prakash, the head of the department, said the drink – called "gau jal", or "cow water" – in sanskrit was undergoing laboratory tests and would be launched "very soon, maybe by the end of this year".

"don't worry, it won't smell like urine and will be tasty too," he told the times from his headquarters in hardwar, one of four holy cities on the river ganges. "its usp will be that it's going to be very healthy. it won't be like carbonated drinks and would be devoid of any toxins."

the drink is the latest attempt by the rss – which was founded in 1925 and now claims eight million members – to cleanse india of foreign influence and promote its ideology of hindutva, or hindu-ness.

hindus revere cows and slaughtering them is illegal in most of india. cow dung is traditionally used as a fuel and disinfectant in villages, while cow urine and dung are often consumed in rituals to "purify" those on the bottom rungs of the hindu caste system.

in 2001, the rss and its offshoots – which include the opposition bharatiya janata party – began promoting cow urine as a cure for ailments ranging from liver disease to obesity and even cancer.

the movement has often been accused of using more violent methods, such as killing 67 christians in the eastern state of orissa last year, and assaulting women in a pub in mangalore last month. it also has a history of targeting foreign business in india, as in 1994, when it organised a nationwide boycott of multinational consumer goods, including pepsi and coca cola.

the cola brands are popular in india, now one of their biggest markets, but have struggled in recent years to shake off allegations, which they deny, that they contain dangerous levels of pesticide.

mr prakash said his drink, by contrast, was made mainly of cow urine, mixed with a few medicinal and ayurvedic herbs. he said it would be "cheap", but declined to give further details about its price or ingredients until it was officially launched.

he insisted, however, that it would be able to compete with the american cola brands, even with their enormous advertising budgets. "we're going to give them good competition as our drink is good for mankind," he said. "we may also think of exporting it.

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Video: India Warns Cricket Cheerleaders

india warns cricket cheerleaders

indian police say the organizers of the new tournament transforming world cricket could be fined if cheerleaders are deemed to be dressed indecently.

the cheerleaders have been introduced into the indian premier league as part of moves to add glamor and entertainment to the game.

some politicians say the cheerleaders are "vulgar and obscene".

mumbai police say they will be checking that the cheerleaders' performances do not violate entertainment licenses.

the cheerleading girls, wearing short skirts and low-cut tops, have been hired from around the world to perform during the matches which are also being heavily endorsed by leading bollywood stars.

they include cheerleaders from the washington redskins.

ram rao vagh, the police commissioner for new mumbai, a suburb of mumbai, where the home team is hosting five matches starting on sunday, told the bbc that they were not considering any action against the cheerleaders themselves. "it is difficult to enforce moral policing, we cannot define vulgarity always. it is difficult to ascertain what is vulgar and obscene," mr vagh said.

but he said the organizers could be fined for violating the norms of the entertainment license they had secured for allowing performances in the stadium.

senior officers would decide whether the cheerleaders had crossed the "lines of decency".

"we live in india where womanhood is worshipped. how can anything obscene like this be allowed?," siddharam mehetre told the press trust of india news agency.

"this thing is meant for foreigners and not for us. mothers and daughters watch these matches on television. it does not look nice."

many others find the indignation misplaced, coming from a city, which is home to a thriving industry of bollywood films where dance sequences featuring women in skimpy dresses are routine.

the head of india's national commission for women said there was nothing wrong with the cheerleaders if it "just for adding entertainment to the game".

a former bollywood actor and a politician belonging to the opposition bharatiya janata party (bjp), shatrughan sinha said the cheerleaders were making a "mockery" of the game.

there have been reports in the indian newspapers of cheerleaders complaining of sections of the crowd jeering at them and making lewd comments.

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image above: jaclyn case

Video:Police In India Forced By Judge To Investigate Theft Of Chickens By 'Ghosts'

police in india forced by judge to investigate theft of chickens by 'ghosts'

malevolent ghosts stealing your chickens and torturing you in the night? who you gonna call?

for farmer sunil das, it was the police, but they just laughed, the hindustan times newspaper reported tuesday.

unfortunately for them, a judge in india's northeastern assam state didn't see the humour. the judge ordered police to investigate das' allegation that ghosts controlled by his neighbours were making off with his poultry at night.

in his complaint, das accused his neighbours of using "obedient but malevolent" ghosts to "subjecting me to physical and mental torture," the newspaper reported.

das said his neighbours were notorious for using black magic against people against whom they had a grudge.

superstitions and belief in ghosts are widespread in india, particularly in rural villages.

police working the case described it as a first.

"we have dealt with hardcore criminals and armed militants but this is the first time we are required to pursue a case with a spooky angle to it," the newspaper quoted an unidentified police officer as saying. "we are yet to crack the case but investigations are on."

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Video:Trench Warfare India & Pakistan

trench warfare india & pakistan

scene: trench warfare on pakistan border, indian regiment on one side and pakistani on the other, suddenly vijay(of india) gets a bright idea, shouts!

"oye abdul!"
guy pops up from other trench "wassup fucker?" bang shot dead!

"oye karim" two guys stand up, and in chorus "you takin' to me fucker?" bang bang both finito.

"oye mustafa!" 2 more, bang-bang! capiche!

pakistanis get worried, they think "bastard indians, when did they get so smart"? decide to try it themselves.

"oye vijay ".... silence.

"oye sanjay!!".... silence.

"oye brother, ajay !"still silence

from the indian side:
"oye who's calling vijay?"
paki gets up, "me", bang!

Video:Indian model's top comes off during Lakme India Fashion Week

indian model's top comes off during lakme india fashion week

when carol gracias was putting on the golden halter top on wednesday, she would not have realised that she was just steps away her janet jackson moment. as wardrobe malfunction's indian edition happened, designer bennu sahgall's ornate coats and shoulder tunics were all but forgotten. beige was out, skin was in. gracias was walking the ramp for sahgall's debut appearance at lfw when the tiny strings that kept her dress in place came loose. this particular show was not on the agenda. for a moment, the long-legged beauty froze. but then, with professional poise, she pulled up her dress, gathered it in her hands and sashayed down — as though it was just another way to hold the top. courtesy:www.debonairblog.com

  • Votes 3.9423/5
  • Views 9600
  • Comments 4
  • Date 3/31/2006
  • by Amogh

Video:India's Capital Rocked by 3 Blasts; Toll at 41

india's capital rocked by 3 blasts; toll at 41

oct. 29 (bloomberg) -- india's capital new delhi was rocked by three explosions that killed at least 41 people and injured hundreds in crowded market places as people shopped for the main hindu festival of diwali and the muslim festival of eid.

the death toll is likely to rise, home minister shivraj patil told reporters in new delhi today. television channels such as ndtv 24x7 have put the toll as high as 65. the home minister said at least 50 people had been injured.

the blasts left men, women and children with burns, bruises and broken limbs as they tried to escape, eyewitnesses said on television channels. patil said he wasn't in a position to say who was responsible for the attacks. no one has claimed responsibility for the attack.

"no condemnation is too strong for this terrorist attack,'' patil said, speaking in hindi. "all the incidents are being investigated. the priority is to help people.''

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