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Video:Stop Smoking In One Hour Program by Dr. Bindair

stop smoking in one hour program by dr. bindair

stop smoking in one hour, guaranteed.

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Video:Good News Flower Hour.

good news flower hour.

from the weekly youtube the good news flower hour.

Video:Teletubbies After Hours

teletubbies after hours

what the teletubbies get up to after hours!

Video:Earth Hour 2008

earth hour 2008

on saturday march 29, 2008, 24 cities around the world will participating in earth hour 2008. for one hour, from 8 pm to 9 pm, lights will be turned off (except where it may pose a safety hazard) by residents, businesses, corporations, and many other places of interest to conserve evergy and to send a word out to the world that something must be done to take a stand against global warming. help conserve energy by turning your lights off for one hour on saturday march 29th at 8 pm. the energy conserved and the reduction in pollution in that one hour is equivalent to taking thousands of cars off the road. what began as one city (sydney, australia - earth hour 2007) taking a stand against global warming caught the attention of the world. www.earthhour.org

Video:Only 24 Hours To Live

only 24 hours to live

morris returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the doctor has told him that he has only 24 hours to live. given the prognosis, morris asks his wife for sex.

naturally, she agrees, so they make love. about 6 hours later, the husband goes to his wife and says, "honey, you know i now have only 18 hours to live.

could we please do it one more time?" of course, the wife agrees, and they do it again.

later, as the man gets into bed, he looks at his watch and realizes that he now has only 8 hours left. he touches his wife's shoulder and asks, "honey, please... just one more time before i die."

she says, "of course, dear," and they make love for the third time.

after this session, the wife rolls over and falls to sleep. morris, however, worried about his impending, tosses and turns, until he's down to 4 more hours.

he taps his wife, who rouses. "honey, i have only 4 more hours. do you think we could..." at this point the wife sits up and says, "listen morris, i have to get up in the morning... you don't."

Video:Patient Left In CT Scanner For Hours

patient left in ct scanner for hours


(ap) tucson, ariz. a cancer patient says she was left alone in a ct scanner for hours after a technician apparently forget about her, and she finally crawled out of the device, only to find herself locked in the closed clinic.

elvira tellez of tucson said she called her son in a panic, and he told her to call 911.

pima county sheriff's deputies arriving at the oncology office had her unlock the office door to let them in, said deputy dawn hanke, a department spokeswoman. the deputies contacted the office manager, who was not aware of the situation.

diagnosed with bone cancer, the 67-year-old tellez had been sent to the clinic for tests to see if her cancer had spread.

a technician placed her inside the large machine at about 4 p.m. on sept. 19, dimmed the lights so she could relax and told her not to move during the 25-minute procedure.

"at some point, my mom lost track of time and felt like too much time had passed, but she couldn't look at a clock or anything because it was dark," her son ariel tellez said.

after calling out, then screaming for help, she said, she spent several hours trying to free herself from the machine. finally, she wiggled out from under a heavy blanket and out of the machine. by the time deputies found her, it had been five hours since she was placed inside.

a physician who works at the practice and knew of the incident told the arizona daily star it's not the first time such a thing has happened.

"people have been left in the office after hours, when something like that happens -- it's the same sort of thing," dr. steven ketchel said. "my guess is she was lying on the table, waiting and waiting and nobody told her she could go home."

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Video: Boy Survives Six Hours at Night Lost in Dead Sea

boy survives six hours at night lost in dead sea

an 8-year-old israeli boy spent six hours floating in the dead sea alone at night after his father left him there by accident during a family trip, police said sunday.

an 8-year-old israeli boy spent six hours floating in the dead sea alone at night after his father left him there by accident during a family trip, police said sunday.

they said they would not press charges against the errant parent.the dead sea, the lowest point on earth and one of israel's most popular tourist attractions, has an abnormally high salt concentration that allows swimmers to float on the surface.

rescue workers said the boy, shneur zalman friedman, from jerusalem, was in the sea with his father and two brothers on thursday evening when currents swept him away from shore, without anyone else noticing.

police spokesman micky rosenfeld said the family was part of a large group visiting a beach reserved for ultra-orthodox jewish men -- who do not bathe in the presence of women -- away from main public areas.

his father left the water with other members of the group and only noticed the boy was missing as darkness fell, rosenfeld said.a major search by police helicopters and volunteers in motorboats finally found shneur about 2 miles from the shore early friday after six hours in the strong-smelling, corrosive water, yehuda meshi-zahav of the zaka rescue organization said.

the boy was dehydrated and frightened but otherwise healthy, he said. shneur told his rescuers he remained calm throughout the ordeal, saying prayers and thinking about his school friends as he floated in the darkness."the boy said that he didn't try to swim, he just drifted with the current," rosenfeld said.

the mineral-laden waters of the dead sea helped keep the boy afloat but could have choked him had he panicked and swallowed large quantities, said omer cohen of the megilot volunteer rescue unit.after hours of fruitless searching, workers had all but given up hope of finding the boy alive.

"we thought we were looking for a body," cohen said. "we were surprised to find the boy alive and well."

source: cnn.com

Video:18 hours To Live

18 hours to live

a woman comes home from the doctor and tells her husband the bad news that she has only 18 hours to live. "that's terrible!!!" said her husband, "what would you like to do during your last hours ? i'll try to make it as memorable as possible for you."

"well," she said, "first, i want to take a long romantic walk, then have a quiet dinner at my favorite restaurant and then go to bed with you and make passionate love all night long !"

"gee, honey." said her husband, "i don't know about that 'all night long' stuff. after all, i'm gonna have to get up in the morning and you won't"

Video:Spiked Site Files Down - ETA: 3 - 4 Hours

spiked site files down - eta: 3 - 4 hours

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this will improve stability for the upcoming spiked 2.0.

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Video:Cure The Common Cold in 12 Hours

cure the common cold in 12 hours

a cure for the common cold...in just 12 hours you can forget about the runny nose, nasal congestion, sneezing etc. a new natural way to cure this sickness at the cost of only 50 cents in house hold items

Video:Man Breaks Cycling Record of 111 Hours on an Exercise Bike

man breaks cycling record of 111 hours on an exercise bike



a tasmanian man has battled fatigue, aching limbs and blisters on his bottom to smash the world static cycling record.

eddy kontelj passed the previous record of 111 hours, 11 minutes and 11 seconds at 3.12pm in burnie yesterday and is expected to keep on cycling until at least today to create a formidable target for potential challengers. he started his mammoth journey on monday, and is expected to cover more than 2500km before he leaves the saddle.

"it feels fantastic -- we put a lot of hard work into preparing for the event and to finally get there is a great feeling," mr kontelj said, still pedaling hard.

under the terms of the guinness book of records he had to maintain an average speed of 20km/h and was allowed one five-minute break every hour which he accrued for less than three hours sleep. mr kontelj sounded remarkably upbeat for someone that had been up so long but it was a constant mental struggle for him to get so far.

"initially for some reason i had a couple of days where i was suffering quite severe headaches, then came the tiredness and then finally blistering on my backside which was incredibly uncomfortable at first but i have been able to get through it," he said.

a massive support team, including a doctor, witnesses and moral supporters has been on hand throughout the record attempt, which took place at the burnie surf life saving club. mr kontelj and his team started preparing for the event last christmas to raise awareness of depression and to raise money for beyond blue.

so far he has raised $60,000 of a $100,000 target.

source: news.com

Video:Lamb of God - 11th Hour

lamb of god - 11th hour

great lamb of god video! (its about the war.)

Video:Half An Hour of 90's Intros

half an hour of 90's intros

tons of intros from the 90's. i do believe a couple are late 80's though, but oh well. i remember almost all of them and it makes me feel old. what about you?

Video:Gene Simmons on The Hour

gene simmons on the hour

gene's a mommas boy. gotta make the money for the gauge.

Video:Howard Stern on The Magic Hour

howard stern on the magic hour

watch magic get eaten alive.

Video:Superman IV Deleted Scene - Metropolis After Hours

superman iv deleted scene - metropolis after hours

i love superman, and the movies. but thank god they didn't include this scene in this movie, it is already the worst of the series.

Video:Rush Hour 3 - Teaser

rush hour 3 - teaser

while in paris, lee and carter inadvertently get mixed up with the chinese triad crew.

Video:Rush Hour 3 Trailer

rush hour 3 trailer

first trailer of the upcoming comedy sequel.

Video:Head Buried in Sand for 12 Hours

head buried in sand for 12 hours

a yogi from india decides it's time to be an ostrich. religion is crazy.

Video:Man Wakes 2 Hours After Being Declared Officially Dead

man wakes 2 hours after being declared officially dead

a detroit man woke after being declared dead at about noon on wednesday, local 4 reported.

louis golson, 51, was pronounced dead by ems crews that responded to the home on the 13000 block of mapleridge on detroit's east side, where he lives with his sister, lisa mccloud, and her husband.

mccloud's husband went downstairs to golson's basement bedroom to check on him and found that he wasn't moving and was unresponsive.

a short time after ems arrived at the home, they came upstairs to tell the family that golson was dead. the crew apparently claimed the 116 pound man had died in his bed overnight and rigormortis had begun to set in.

"they told me to call the doctor, to sign the death certificate (and) they will not have to take him to the morgue, that the funeral home can come and get him," said golson's niece, kimberly golson.

mccloud said she started notifying family members that he had passed while ems waited at the scene for police.

at about 2 p.m., when golson's other sister, deborah golson, went downstairs to check on his body, he opened his eyes and moved his arms, the station reported.

police responding to the scene also confirmed that the 51-year-old was not dead.

"when the police came, the police took the light, flashed the light into his eyes and the police realized he was alive," mccloud said.

golson was rushed to st. john hospital, where doctors determined that the diabetic had suffered a sugar attack.

he was treated and is recuperating in a hospital bed, the station reported.

deborah golson told local 4 that she believes the incident is part miracle and part mistake.

a captain with the detroit ems squad said the case is under investigation and a report was being prepared to hand over to the chief's desk to determine if the ems workers will face any punishment.

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Video:New York To L.A. In Two Hours

new york to l.a. in two hours

a new generation of supersonic private jets could trigger a boom in luxury high-speed flight -- without the sonic boom normally associated with breaking the sound barrier.

lockheed martin's advanced skunk works unit is designing a small, 12-seat passenger jet that would travel at 1,200 mph (mach 1.8) but which would produce only a whisper of the annoying crack once emitted by the retired concorde.

the sleek, 130-foot-long qsst (for "quiet supersonic travel") aircraft is being designed for a nevada consortium called supersonic aerospace international, or sai, at an estimated cost of $2.5 billion.

aimed at business executives and diplomats, the qsst will fly at nearly twice the speed of conventional business jets and have a range of 4,600 miles nonstop -- los angeles to new york in just over two hours.

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Video:Dexter keeps late hours

dexter keeps late hours

i definitely did not see that coming!

Video:Tourist Outside Ghan Train For Two Hours

tourist outside ghan train for two hours



a young american tourist has survived a terrifying train ride in which he clung to the outside of the legendary ghan in the freezing dark as it hit speeds up to 110km/h in the south australian outback.

chad vance, 19, frantically pursued the ghan after missing it in port augusta, managing to climb on and squeeze himself into a tiny stairwell as the train raced for almost 200km through the night.

it was two hours and 20 minutes before a ghan crew member heard the alaskan student's desperate cries for help about 20km south of pimba and brought the train to an emergency halt, the sunday mail reports.

"i was worried i wasn't going to survive," mr vance said of his ride on thursday, may 28.

"if i'd fallen off at that speed and hit the nasty-looking rocks below, i don't think i would have made it."

the ghan crew member marty wells turned lifesaver when he heard mr vance's frantic calls for help and pulled the train's emergency brake handle, rescuing the tourist from a potentially fatal predicament.

"chad is a very lucky guy - when we rescued him his skin was white and his lips were blue," said mr wells, a technician with the ghan's operator, great southern railway.

"we were still about three hours away from our next scheduled stop and in that time, he could have easily died of hypothermia or lost his grip and fallen to his death if he hadn't been rescued."

mr vance's extraordinary tale of survival began when he boarded the ghan in adelaide on thursday for the journey to alice springs.

like most passengers in the seated carriages, he took an opportunity to stretch his legs during a short stop in the mid-north town of port augusta around 5.30pm.

the university student, from the small hamlet of north pole, in central alaska, went for a stroll in town, but after losing track of time arrived back at the platform just as the ghan was pulling out.

on board was all his luggage and valuables, including his passport and train ticket. having already travelled by train from sydney to adelaide, after arriving in australia on may 17, mr vance said he knew the ghan would pull up just outside of town to change drivers before continuing its journey.

he decided to chase the train before it came to a rest.

mr vance said when he caught up to the stopped train, he started frantically banging on the windows of the first class dining carriage. he said the passengers ignored him because they "probably thought i was some crazy kid" outside.

after five minutes, the train started to slowly pull away again, leaving mr vance thinking he would be stuck in port augusta with just $10, a digital camera and the shirt on his back.

the young tourist then made an "instinctive" decision - which he admitted in retrospect was a "pretty crazy idea" - and managed to grab hold of the stairwell near the rear of the train and swing himself into a cramped sitting position.

as the night progressed and the train picked up speed, the temperature outside the ghan plummeted.

according to the bureau of meteorology the thermometer dipped to 8.4c at woomera on the night in question. clad only in a pair of boots, jeans and a t-shirt, mr vance also had to deal with the severe windchill factor, which according to a weather calculator puts the temperature around -7c.

two hours and 20 minutes after jumping into the stairwell, mr vance's desperate calls for help were answered. mr wells said that after being brought on board, the exhausted and freezing backpacker collapsed to the floor.

"he was also shaking uncontrollably for several hours and complained of numbness to the left side of his body and arms and said his face was also stinging," mr wells said. "i've never seen anything like this before and i sure hope i don't ever see it happen again."

mr vance received first aid from the crew - including a cup of soup - and was upgraded to a sleeper cabin for a hot shower and warm night's sleep. his youth and a childhood of cold climate conditioning meant mr vance made a speedy recovery.

"i got off the train the next day in alice springs and headed out on a tour of uluru and kings canyon," mr vance said.

the psychology major student at the university of alaska fairbanks, left darwin today for cairns, for some scuba diving on the great barrier reef, before heading back to sydney and then home on june 17.

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Video:Longer Rush Hour

longer rush hour

do not piss god off.


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