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Video:Ants Eat Away Woman's Eye in Hospital

ants eat away woman's eye in hospital

kolkata, india (reuters) - a woman receiving treatment for diabetes at a state-run hospital in eastern india lost one of her eyes after ants nibbled away at it, officials said on tuesday.

the patient recovering from a post-surgery infection shrieked for help as the ants attacked her on sunday night, but nurses told her it was normal to feel pain from the infection.

on monday, the patient's family saw a gaping hole with swarming ants in it when they lifted the bandage on her left eye.

authorities of the sambhunath hospital in kolkata said they were probing the incident.

"it's not uncommon for ants to attack diabetic patients. we have set up a committee to investigate the unfortunate incident," hospital superintendent a. adhikary said.

scampering rats and stray cats and dogs sharing bed space with patients are not uncommon sights at india's overcrowded state-run hospitals that are used by millions of poor and middle-class people.

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Video:Woman Turned Away From 30 Hospitals; Dies

woman turned away from 30 hospitals; dies

tokyo — an 89-year-old woman died after an ambulance crew spent two hours trying 30 hospitals before finding one that would accept her for treatment, japanese officials said friday.

the woman's family called an ambulance early tuesday morning after she became ill with vomiting and diarrhea, said hideto matsumoto, a fire official in tondabayashi city, osaka prefecture (state).

the ambulance crew and local fire department contacted 30 hospitals before one finally said it could admit her, matsumoto said — about two hours after her family had called for an ambulance.

the woman's heart stopped when she was taken to osaka minami medical center, according to matsumoto.

she was resuscitated at the hospital but died wednesday, according to hospital official hiroshi tone, who refused to disclose the woman's name or cause of death, citing privacy reasons.

matsumoto said the other hospitals rejected the woman because they were full or their doctors were not immediately available to treat her.

last year, a pregnant woman in western japan died after being refused admission by about 20 hospitals that said they were full.

the latest case underscores japan's health care woes, in part created by a shortage of doctors in the country's rapidly aging society. critics say long working hours and a government policy change several years ago to keep the number of doctors down are to blame.

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Video:Bloodless Surgery Hospital

bloodless surgery hospital

a new hospital in san antonio is now using bloodless surgery to treat its patients. it is safer and more cost effective than using blood transfusions.

Video:Prodigy-Take Me To The Hospital

prodigy-take me to the hospital

this is "take me to the hospital" from their forthcoming album "invaders must die", here is the track list :

`invaders must die`
`omen`
`thunder`
`colours`
`take me to the hospital`
`warrior`s dance`
`run with the wolves`
`omen reprise`
`world`s on fire`
`piranha`
`stand up`

Video:Mercy Hospital Review

mercy hospital review

louis is upset about the quality of care at mercy hospital. it's time for some reform. (link to the live review page http://pittsburgh.citysearch.com/profile/8613277/pittsburgh_pa/mercy_hospital.html)

Video:Hospital Visit

hospital visit

a girl walked up to the information desk in a hospital and asked to see the "upturn". "i think you mean the `intern,` don`t you?" asked the nurse on duty.

"yes," said the girl. "i want to have a `contamination.`" "you mean `examination,`" the nurse corrected her. "well i want to go to the `fraternity ward`, anyway." "i`m sure you mean the maternity ward."

to which the girl replied, "upturn, intern; contamination, examination; fraternity, maternity.what`s the difference? all i know is i haven`t demonstrated in two months and i think i`m stagnant."

Video:Two Kids In The Hospital

two kids in the hospital

two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other outside the operating room.

the first kid leans over and asks, "what are you in here for?"

the second kid says, "i'm in here to get my tonsils out and i'm a little nervous."

the first kid says, "you've got nothing to worry about. i had that done when i was four. they put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of jello and ice cream. it's a breeze.

"the second kid then asks, "what are you here for?"

the first kid says, "a circumcision."

"whoa!" the second kid replies. "good luck buddy. i had that done when i was born. couldn't walk for a year."

Video:Hospital Info

hospital info

a woman, calling a local hospital, said, "hello, i'd like to talk with the person who gives the information regarding your patients. i'd like to find out if the patient is getting better, or doing as expected, or is getting worse".

the voice on the other end of the line said, "what is the patient's name and room number?" she said, "sarah finkel, in room 302." "i will connect you with the nursing station."

"3-a nursing station. how can i help you?"

"i would like to know the condition of sarah finkel in room 302"

"just a moment. let me look at her records. oh, yes. mrs. finkel is doing very well. in fact, she's had two full meals, her blood pressure is fine, her blood work just came back as normal, she's going to be taken off the heart monitor in a couple of hours and if she continues this improvement, dr. cohen is going to send her home tuesday at twelve o'clock."

the woman said, "thank god! that's wonderful! oh! that's fantastic.. that's wonderful news!" the nurse said, "from your enthusiasm, i take it you must be a close family member or a very close friend!" "not exactly, i'm sarah finkel in 302! nobody here tells me shit!"

Video:Hospital

hospital

avoiding malpractice suits.

Video:Monty Python - Hospital

monty python - hospital

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Video:Benny Hill - Hospital

benny hill - hospital

classic benny hill episode. british humor at it's best.

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Video:Hospital Gives Man Drip-feed Of Vodka

hospital gives man drip-feed of vodka

brisbane, australia - doctors plugged an italian tourist into a drip-feed of vodka to save him at a hospital in australia that ran out of the medicinal alcohol it would normally have used for treatment.

the 24-year-old italian, who was not further identified, was brought to mackay base hospital in northeastern queesland state and was diagnosed as having ingested a large quantity of ethylene glycol, a common ingredient of antifreeze that can cause renal failure.

pure alcohol is often given in treating such cases because it can inhibit the toxic effects of ethylene glycol.

mackay base hospital dr. pascal gelperowicz said the man was given pharmaceutical-grade alcohol when he arrived, but that the hospital's supplies soon ran out.

"we quickly used all the available vials of 100 per cent alcohol and decided the next best way to get alcohol into the man's system was by feeding him spirits through a naso gastric tube," dr. gelperowicz said in a statement.

"the patient was drip-fed about three standard drinks an hour for three days in the intensive care unit," he said. "the hospital's administrators were also very understanding when we explained our reasons for buying a case of vodka."

the patient, was believed to have ingested the poison in an attempt at self-harm, made a successful recover. the incident occurred about two months ago, though the hospital just released information on the case.

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give vodka bear your sympathy.

Video:US Patient In Oxygen Mask Lights Cigarette, Ignites Hospital Fire

us patient in oxygen mask lights cigarette, ignites hospital fire

a patient wearing an oxygen mask tried to light a cigarette in his hospital room, sparking a fire that forced the evacuation of more than 100 patients, destroyed the room and melted medical equipment, officials said.

a nurse rescued the man from his burning bed shortly after the thursday night blaze started. he suffered serious burns and was taken to the burn unit at another dallas hospital. no one else was hurt, hospital officials said.

"he somehow got the strength to smoke a cigarette with a non-removable mask," dallas fire-rescue capt. paul martinez said. "i don't know how he did it, but he did it."

firefighters extinguished the two-alarm fire after about 45 minutes, and the evacuated patients were returned to their rooms. hospital sprinklers kept the blaze mostly in the hospital room, said fire lieut. joel lavender.

officials did not release the man's name and condition friday, or why he was originally in the hospital, citing medical privacy laws.

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Video:New Orleans Hospital Staff Discussed Mercy Killings

new orleans hospital staff discussed mercy killings

three days after hurricane katrina battered new orleans, some doctors and nurses at the city's memorial medical center repeatedly discussed euthanizing patients they thought might not survive the ordeal, a cnn investigation has learned. dr. bryant king, who was working at memorial when conditions were at their worst, told cnn, "most people know something happened that shouldn't have happened."

the louisiana attorney general's office is investigating allegations that mercy killings occurred and has requested that autopsies be performed on all 45 bodies taken from the hospital after the storm.

orleans parish coroner frank minyard said investigators have told him they think euthanasia may have been committed.

"they thought someone was going around injecting people with some sort of lethal medication," minyard said.

food was running low, sanitation wasn't working, and temperatures inside soared to 110 degrees. floodwaters had isolated the hospital, where about 312 patients -- many of them critically ill -- were being treated when katrina hit.

hospital officials said as many as 11 patients had died before the hurricane, their bodies placed in the morgue. family members of patients and staff filled the hospital, taxing the dwindling resources.

"it was battle conditions," said fran butler, a nurse manager. "it was as bad as being out in the field."

butler said she did not see anyone perform a mercy killing, and she said because of her personal beliefs, she would never have participated.

she also said hospital staff "put their heart and souls into patients, whether that patient lived or died."

but king said he is convinced the discussion of euthanasia was more than talk. he said another doctor came to him at 9 a.m. thursday and recounted a conversation with a hospital administrator and a third doctor who suggested patients be put out of their misery. king said that the second physician -- who opposed mercy killing -- told him that "this other [third] doctor said she'd be willing to do it."

about three hours later, king said, the second-floor triage area where he was working was cleared of everyone except patients, a second hospital administrator and two doctors, including the physician who had first raised the question of mercy killing. king said the administrator asked those who remained if they wanted to join in prayer -- something he said had not occurred at the hospital since katrina ripped through the city.

one of the physicians then produced a handful of syringes, king said.

"i don't know what's in the syringes. ... the only thing i heard the physician say was, 'i'm going to give you something to make you feel better,' " king said.

"i don't know what the physician was going to give them, but we hadn't been given medications like that, to make people feel better, or any sort of palliative care," he said. "we hadn't been doing that up to this point."

king said he decided he would have no part of what he believed was about to happen. he grabbed his bag to leave. he said one of the doctors hugged him.

king said he doesn't know what happened next. he boarded a boat and left the hospital.

i'm not really sure how to feel about this.

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Video:Mom Leaves Hospital With Wrong Newborn

mom leaves hospital with wrong newborn



williston, n.d. - a hospital in northwestern north dakota is investigating how the mother of a newborn went home with the wrong baby.

officials with the mercy medical center in williston say the mistake was discovered within an hour and the mother was quickly reunited with her own child.

mercy chief financial officer kerry monson would not release details about how the mix-up happened or what families were involved.

she said in a statement that hospital employees are disheartened by the incident. she says officials are reviewing policies and procedures and will take appropriate action.

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Video:Weird Logos That Work - Rehabilitation Hospital Corporation of America

weird logos that work - rehabilitation hospital corporation of america

the highly symbolic logo of the rehabilitation hospital corporation of america logo communicates a complex message with just a simple design. using the globally renown cross symbol to represent help and medical attention and the steps to reflect on the steps taken back to normal life.

Video:Ace Ventura - Mental Hospital Scene

ace ventura - mental hospital scene

one of my favorite clips from the movie "ace ventura : pet detective" where ace infiltrates a mental hospital in order to get into the storage room to get information about someone.

Video:Parking Warden Tickets Crashed Car While Owner In Hospital

parking warden tickets crashed car while owner in hospital



a traffic warden put a ticket on a car which had been involved in a crash car while its owner was receiving hospital treatment.

kristian bennison, 24, was taken to hospital after his volkswagen hit another car.

he and his mother managed to push the badly damaged car to one side of the road, where they left it so mr bennison could be treated for shock and minor injuries.

but when debra bennison returned to the car to put a note on it to explain that they were waiting for a tow truck to take it away, she found that a so-called "blue meanie" had ticketed it.

mrs bennison, who lives with kristian in bowdon, cheshire, said: "i could not believe my eyes. it was obvious the car had been involved in a bad smash, there was glass all over the road. i'm just grateful no one was hurt.

"i will be appealing against this ticket by find it distressing and unnecessary hassle at an already stressful time."

trafford council's head of transportation geoff ball said the parking contractor would be warned to be less free with its fines.

"the car did receive a parking ticket as it was left on double yellow lines," he said.

"however, the council has discretion to cancel tickets in exceptional circumstances and this ticket was cancelled as soon as we were aware of the circumstances.

"we will be working with the parking contractor to avoid this kind of situation happening in future."

motorists were last year forced to pay millions of pounds in illegally-issued parking fines. official figures released earlier this year showed around 80 councils continued to take money from drivers despite being told the tickets were illegal by the national parking adjudicator.

the latest example of overkeen wardens saw a motorist in edinburgh who had his wheels stolen from his car issued with a ticket as he waited for his insurance company to pick it up.

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Video:Dangerous Chores in a Mental Hospital

dangerous chores in a mental hospital

jim and edna were both patients in a mental hospital. one day while they suddenly jumped into the deep end. he sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.

edna promptly jumped in to save him. she swam to the bottom and pulled jim out.

when the head nurse director became aware of edna`s heroic act, she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable.

when the nurse went to tell edna the news, she said, "edna, i have good news and bad news. the good news is you`re being discharged. since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of another patient, i have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness. the bad news is that jim, the patient you saved, hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. i am so sorry, but he`s dead."

edna replied, "he didn`t hang himself, i put him there to dry."

"how soon can i go home?"

Video:Actual Entries on Hospital Charts

actual entries on hospital charts

1. she has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night.
2. patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.
3. on the second day the knee was better, and on the third day it disappeared.
4. the patient is tearful and crying constantly. she also appears to be depressed.
5. the patient has been depressed since she began seeing me in 1993.
6. discharge status: alive but without my permission.
7. healthy appearing decrepit 69 year old male, mentally alert but forgetful.
8. the patient refused autopsy.
9. the patient has no previous history of suicides.
10. patient has left white blood cells at another hospital.
11. patient's medical history has been remarkably insignificant with only a 40 pound weight gain in the past three days.
12. patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.
13. she is numb from her toes down.
14. while in er, she was examined, x-rated and sent home.
15. the skin was moist and dry.
16. occasional, constant infrequent headaches.
17. patient was alert and unresponsive.
18. rectal examination revealed a normal size thyroid.
19. she stated that she had been constipated for most of her life, until she got a divorce.
20. i saw your patient today, who is still under our car for physical therapy.
21. both breasts are equal and reactive to light and accommodation.
22. examination of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized.
23. the lab test indicated abnormal lover function.
24. the patient was to have a bowel resection. however, he took a job as a stockbroker instead.
25. skin: somewhat pale but present.
26. the pelvic exam will be done later on the floor.
27. patient was seen in consultation by dr. blank, who felt we should sit on the abdomen and i agree.
28. large brown stool ambulating in the hall.
29. patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities.

Video:Super Bowl 2007 - Sierra Mist - Hospital Bed

super bowl 2007 - sierra mist - hospital bed

an advert for sierra mist.

Video:Mr. Bean - In the Hospital

mr. bean - in the hospital

mr. bean cannot be bothered to wait for his number.

Video:Ibook dash ends up in a stampede and hospital stays

ibook dash ends up in a stampede and hospital stays

12,000 people in a dash to get their hands on a $50 discounted ibook ended up in chaos. one of the ibook bargain hunters tells her story.

these people obviously didn't watch the "crash different" vid (search for it).

Video:Hospital / Rock Climbing Signs

hospital / rock climbing signs

at least whoever placed the signs are straightforward and honest.


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