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Video:Homeless James Bond Episode 2

homeless james bond episode 2

part 2 of the great adventures of homeless james bond

Video: Homeless vet to Bill O`Reilly

homeless vet to bill o`reilly "that guy is an asshole"

ryan sussman, a homeless veteran who served in the navy reacts to recent comments by fox news` bill o`reilly.

Video:

"homeless" panhandler

think of this the next time you think about giving that homeless guy some change. the best way to help the homeless is to donate to your local shelters; or by buying them a one-way bus ticket to california, where they're super cool for the homeless.

Video:Three Homeless men

three homeless men

it's a very cold winter's night, so three homeless guys huddle up close to stay warm.

when they wake up in the morning, the guy on the left says, "i had a dream somebody was pulling on my dick."

the guy on the right says, "i had a dream somebody was pulling on my dick."

the guy in the middle says, "i had a dream i went skiing."

Video:Homeless Dog

homeless dog

a tramp tries to copy the dog as it's making more money begging than he is.

Video:Bugs Bunny - Homeless Hare (1950)

bugs bunny - homeless hare (1950)

a thoroughly obnoxious and unlikable construction worker tramples on bugs.

Video:Homeless James Bond

homeless james bond

short skit from the late and great vh1 show, acceptable.tv

Video:NY Bookstore Banks On Homeless

ny bookstore banks on homeless

it's good to see the book trade take the place of violent crime as a means of scoring drug money.

Video:Homeless Jedi

homeless jedi

the force is what gives a jedi his power. it's an energy field created by all living things. it surrounds us and penetrates us. it binds the galaxy together.

Video:Demotivational Poster - Homeless

demotivational poster - homeless

...sometimes you get to watch it happen.

Video:Vivek The Homeless Prophet

vivek the homeless prophet

he`s a prophet, he`s a genius, he`s a scholar & he`s the truth...38 minutes long. do not start if you can`t go through all 38 minutes.

Video:Homeless Robot

homeless robot

code for "will work for food"?

Video:Quiet - Homeless Sleeping [Sign]

quiet - homeless sleeping [sign]

show some courtesy.

Video:Homeless And Hungry (Sign)

homeless and hungry (sign)

will accept pay pal payment.

Video:Homeless Man Seeks Ninjas

homeless man seeks ninjas

a homeless man with a unique gimmic.

Video:Feeding The Homeless

feeding the homeless

tom mabe finds a new way to feed the homeless. absolutely priceless!

Video:Homeless Real World

homeless real world

a film crew follows a group of homeless people to make a reality show.

Video:Man Spends Night Homeless As Sentence

man spends night homeless as sentence

painesville, ohio — a salvation army worker who was ordered by a judge to spend a night homeless for stealing a holiday kettle containing about $250 returned to court friday with red eyes and red cheeks.

nathen smith who was fitted with a gps device to track his moves, spent thursday night ducking in and out of government buildings for warmth, including a stop at the lake county sheriff's office.

smith also walked through a park, but did not go under a bridge where many of painesville's homeless sleep, probation supervisor david washlock said.

"it's hard to find a spot to go that's warm, unless you're inside," an unshaven smith told municipal judge michael cicconetti, who issued the sentenced.

smith, 28, worked as a bell ringer for the salvation army outside a kmart store in nearby eastlake on dec. 17. police arrested smith at his mother's house after a co-worker reported that one of eight kettles was missing.

the salvation army uses kettle donations to help pay for food, clothing and shelter for the homeless.

smith, who pleaded guilty to a misdemeanor charge of theft, still must serve three days in jail, do eight hours of community service, get a general equivalency diploma and find a job, the judge said.

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Video:Homeless Guy Rocks the House at the Apollo

homeless guy rocks the house at the apollo

real life homeless man, brad prowley, who makes a living singing classic r&b songs on the streets of major cities not just to get by, but out of a true, life-long passion for music, gets his fifteen minutes on the apollo stage. house rockage ensues!

Video:Homeless Sex Offenders Directed to Woods

homeless sex offenders directed to woods

marietta, ga. — a small group of homeless sex offenders have set up camp in a densely wooded area behind a suburban atlanta office park, directed there by probation officers who say it's a place of last resort for those with nowhere else to go.

nine sex offenders live in tents surrounding a makeshift fire pit in the trees behind a towering "no trespassing" sign, waiting out their probation sentences as they face numerous living restrictions under one of the nation's toughest sex offender policies.

"it's kind of like a mind-game, it's like 'survivor,"' said william hawkins, a 34-year-old who said he was directed to the campsite two weeks ago after being released from prison for violating probation by failing to register as a sex offender in georgia.

the muddy camp on the outskirts of prosperous cobb county is an unintended consequence of georgia law, which bans the state's 16,000 sex offenders from living, working or loitering within 1,000 feet of schools, churches, parks and other spots where children gather.

it's not the only place in cobb county where offenders can live — there are hundreds of other sex offenders throughout the county living in compliance with the law. but ahmed holt, manager of the state's sex offender administration unit, calls the camp a "last resort" for homeless offenders who can't find another place to live that complies with the law.

he said probation officers direct them to the outpost if other options fail, such as transferring to another county or state or sending them to a relative's place that meets the requirements. homeless shelters and halfway houses are often not an option, he said, because of the restrictions that bar them from being near children.

critics say it's an example of how laws designed to keep georgia's children out of harm's way create a hazard where penniless sex offenders live largely unsupervised at the government's urging.

"the state needs to find a responsible way to deal with this problem," said sarah geraghty, an attorney with the atlanta-based southern center for human rights who represents another man living in the camp. "requiring people to live like animals in the woods is both inhumane and a terrible idea for public safety."

on monday, after the associated press' story was published, state officials told the sex offenders they had 24 hours to leave the property, according to cobb county sheriff neil warren. the sheriff said the decision was made by the georgia department of transportation, which owns the property, and warren was uncertain where the offenders would go.

"it's not up to us to tell them where to live or not to live unless they are in violation of the ordinance," he said. "it's not my job or my responsibility or obligation to tell them where to live."

the outpost illustrates the unique dilemma the law creates for homeless sex offenders, who unlike other homeless people, cannot take shelter in a church or curl up in a park because they are barred from both.

geraghty, the attorney, said she has found only one homeless shelter in the state that meets the residency requirements for homeless sex offenders. the shelter, she said, is in the northwest georgia city of rome and has only two beds, which are often unavailable.

the tent city is similar to one in south florida, where dozens of sex offenders moved under a remote bridge because it was among the few places that complied with local ordinances. florida officials say the sex offenders found the bridge on their own, while some residents of the camp dispute that.

in georgia, however, holt said state probation officers have directed homeless offenders into the woods.

"while having an offender located in a camp area is not ideal, the greater threat lies in homeless offenders that are not a specified location and eventually absconding supervision with their whereabouts unknown," he said.

several of the sex offenders in the camp said they did a double-take when their probation officers told them about the outpost.

"even the probation officer, he looked at me and said there's nothing he can do," said levertice johnson, a 52-year-old who moved to the woods after he couldn't find a job and couldn't afford $60 a week for rent at an atlanta shelter. "he knows it's wrong."

holt said the sex offenders at the camp were monitored closely by their probation officials, adding public safety is a chief concern. he said sex offenders at the site are required to report once a week and the office sends a field agent to the camp at least twice a week.

he added two of the sex offenders at the camp have landed jobs and are now moving toward more permanent housing, which he said is the department's "goal for all the offenders residing at this location."

some of the homeless sex offenders living in the woods say the rugged conditions make life seem hopeless.

"i'm living like an animal. it's just bad," said johnson, who was convicted in 2002 of child molestation. "you can't clean up, you can't clean yourself, you can't do nothing. i'd rather be dead. i'm serious. i'd rather be dead."

for hawkins, it feels like an extension of his prison time.

the former truck driver has been on the registry since he was convicted of attempted sexual battery of a 12-year-old in 1991 when he was 15. he said after he emerged from his latest stint behind bars without a place to live, he was directed to the forest despite pleas from his wife to allow him to live at the couple's home in swords creek, va.

"i don't understand how the state gets away with it," mindy hawkins said from her home in virginia. "this is ridiculous — especially when he has a family, a home, a support system here. it's inhumane."

her husband had tried to make the meager outpost feel as much like home as possible as he waits for his probation to end early next year. now he is scrambling to find another place to pitch his tent in the next 24 hours.

"i don't know where i'm going to go," hawkins said. "and if i don't have anywhere to go, they will re-arrest me."

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Video:Cops Made Homeless & Prostitutes Sign Blank Tickets

cops made homeless & prostitutes sign blank tickets



dallas — two texas police officers frequently made homeless people and prostitutes sign blank tickets so they could later fill them out with whatever offenses they chose, according to a dallas police department investigation.

dallas police chief david kunkle said investigators concluded the two officers used the blank tickets as a law-enforcement tool against habitual offenders. if those offenders always had unpaid tickets, then officers could obtain arrest warrants and take people into custody at any time, kunkle said.

"it's hard for me to understand any circumstances where that would be appropriate," kunkle told the dallas morning news. "it certainly violates fundamental fairness if people don't have the opportunity to know what they're being charged with or get proper notification."

a formerly homeless man interviewed by investigators said he was a frequent target.

"they had me signing blank tickets every time they seen me," said the man, r.b. barton.

the two accused officers are senior cpl. timothy stecker and senior cpl. jeffrey nelson. stecker had previously been cleared of charges related to his ticket writing but was placed on restricted duty friday. nelson is already on restricted duty for a pattern of misconduct related to ticket writing, police said.

they are likely to face disciplinary action; a hearing on their cases is scheduled for tuesday.

an attorney for the two men said they are good officers who have been treated unfairly by the department's investigators.

"the way this investigation has been conducted, the length of time that it has taken the department, and just the way that this investigation was initiated and continues to be modified continually by the department has been very unfair to the officers," said the attorney, haakon donnelly.

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Video:Homeless sings: The Unforgiven

homeless sings: the unforgiven

before anyone comes here saying: the video quality sucks!.... i know it sucks and you can't see a thing!!!! but the reason i'm posting this is not the quality, but to show you what i've recorded. this is a video from a homeless guy near my house (i live in brazil)... somehow he knows a little english and likes rock, so he keeps singing songs at the streets... he has a mohawk hair! although we can't see it in the video :/ here we can see (or not) him singing metallica's the unforgiven while some friends of mine enjoy the show. enjoy.

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  • Date 5/14/2006
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Video:A Homeless Programmer

a homeless programmer

interesting sign. you never know, he may get a very good job.

Video:Explosm Comic - Homeless Man Scam (3)

explosm comic - homeless man scam (3)

you gotta watch out for these guys. they're tricky.


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