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ever given somone a hitler?
hitler appreciates black people
funny music hitler video by wkuk.
hitler is not happy with the result of super bowl 43
hitler, a teddy bear and a disturbed child prepare for dreamland.
even hitler needs to put in his two cents.
chuck norris vs hitler fighting arcade game hack.
hitler's great freestyle to the nation of germany.
hitler image modified with the classic big eyes, small nose & small mouth.
you know hitler would win. just because he's real and stuff.
hitler finds out his xbox live account has been banned, leading him to be outraged.
hitler is back, but this time he is a rapper.
the similarities between a pic of bush and one of hitler. great teamwork.
one sunny evening hitler and three jews were standing beside a cliff.
hitler said to the first jew :"you stand straight and jump over the cliff at the left side".
to the second jew he said: "you will crouch and jump over the cliff right here".
hitler to the third jew:"you have to lean yourself left and jump down at the right side".
suddenly a german officer arrived and said to hitler:"my fuhrer. we have been attacked by the russians. they are approaching berlin".
hitler replied:"you damn idiot ! i told you not to disturb me when playing tetris"
adolf hitler had "shocking" table manners, gorged on cake in his bunker and suffered from flatulence, psychological profile documents show. [so basically he was a man?!] the dictator also bit his fingernails at meal times and nervously rubbed his index finger back and forth across his moustache, the newly discovered papers disclose. the top secret papers also state hitler believed goebbels' own propaganda about himself and genuinely thought he was the "greatest military genius of all time". the revelations show hitler had a "streak of passive masochism" in his relationships with women. the fuhrer's daily routine and "uncouth" behaviour were recorded in notes taken from a high-ranking nazi who spilled the beans to a british agent. the document, resembling a psychological profile of hitler, is dated may 1945 - three days after his death - and states on the front: "this summary must be destroyed within 48 hours". despite this, the papers were retained by the agent who is believed to have kept them at his home in the south-west of england. they have now surfaced for the first time in more than 60 years after a recent house clearance. they give a fascinating glimpse into hitler's everyday life in his bunker and mentions his alleged homosexuality and his fondness for rudolph hess. they tell of how his eating habits led to a "bay window", referring to his expanding waistline. the nazi who gave the insight was convinced hitler was mad and quoted a little girl speaking about the fuhrer: "mami, will the lunatic chew up our carpets too?" the unidentified pow, who might not have known about his leader's death, had dined with hitler about 30 times and kept his diary in the bunker. he stated: "hitler eats rapidly, mechanically, for him food is merely an indispensable means of subsistence. "...he does not smoke and it is strictly forbidden to smoke in his presence as he seems to be very susceptible to laryngitis." the source said conversation at the dinner table in the bunker had the effect on hitler that music did on others, and it stimulated his thoughts and relaxed him. the document continues: "he talks in a mellow baritone, without that raucous, unpleasant stridency of his public speeches. "at the table and in his speech he shows many facets of rather uncouth behaviour. "he abstractedly bites his fingernails, he runs his index finger back and forth under his nose, and his table manners are little short of shocking." the nazi being quizzed said that late at night hitler retired to his private rooms where he would drink "health tea" and listen to his phonograph. the document states that hitler..."ate prodigious amounts of cake (this cake eating was responsible for a slight digestive disorder and the addition of a bay window to his already not too fortunate figure.) "quite often he would retire into this privacy with some women whom he esteemed very much (during later years particularly with a miss braum whose relationship to hitler is quite unknown). "it is not believed that in these sessions with women hitler's attitude intensified to any more than a platonic relationship. "(the rumours about his homosexuality and other abnormal obsessions were rumours and nothing more. if there was any such streak in him, it was a touch of passive masochism in his relationship with women.)" with regards to hitler's relationship with rudolph hess, who bizarrely flew to scotland in 1941, he said the fuhrer never had a closer friend. he added: "hitler loved him like a brother. instinctively perhaps hitler felt that hess carried the germ of latent insanity and it just served to increase the fuhrer's affection and solitude for the man." but he added that after hess's flight from germany hitler bore the loss "stoically enough." talking about hitler's delusions, the source states that goebbels' techniques were so effective that "hitler himself became very susceptible to this propaganda. "he then actually started believing that he was a man of exceptional ability in the science of warfare." auctioneer richard westwood-brookes, who is selling the papers found during a house clearance, said: "this is a british army intelligence summary dated may 3rd 1945. "it is marked "secret, copy no 173" and also clearly marked "this summary must be destroyed within 48 hrs of receipt" - but this one was clearly not destroyed. "it is a highly important document which has clearly survived through extraordinary circumstances. "it was found during a routine house clearance and it is possible that the man whose house it was had been in a position to receive this report. "rather than destroy it he kept it. perhaps he then forgot about it or perhaps he chose not to show it to anyone because it was supposed to have been destroyed. "possibly the most important element of this document is the statement of a captured german lt colonel who kept the war diary in hitler's bunker. "he enjoyed a very close relationship with hitler having eaten at the same table with him at least 30 times. "the statement provides a vivid personal description of hitler in his last days and his behaviour in the bunker. "it mentions a digestive disorder which could be a reference to his flatulence, but denies the rumours that hitler was homosexual. "this remarkable document is potentially unique, given the requirement that it should have been destroyed within hours of receipt." the documents are being sold at ludlow racecourse on march 5 and are estimated to fetch up to £1,000. source
i feel so bad for that little kid named adolf hitler. spiked news story
during a segment on whose line is it anyway, the director wouldn`t let drew use hitler in a sketch, and drew is none too pleased. the hitler reference carries over to other gags.
a south korean bar and a pool hall called "hitler techno bar and cocktail show," is located in a main shopping and entertainment area in the southern port city of pusan, displays photographs of adolf hitler as well as a flag, napkins and matchboxes with the swastika symbol.
adolf hitler's megalomania knew no limits; from the very outbreak of war, his strategists were forging plans to attack the usa. the most daring of these involved suicide missions, in which squadrons of german fighter planes would crash into manhattan's skyscrapers as living bombs. large cargo planes would carry small planes over the atlantic. the fighter planes would then disengage, and their pilots would steer them into the skyscrapers of new york - a 9/11 scenario contemplated half a century earlier. hitler was a jerk.
they have to have hitler behind glass at the wax museum... its the same clothes he wore when he killed himself... notice all the scratches on the glass.
do you know why hitler commited suicide?
because the jews sent him the gas bill.
during wwii swiss banks held german loot that was taken from jewish holocaust victims and after the war sweden kept it all, now hitler is back to make a "withdrawal".
this is the second part of hitler gets banned from x-box. i noticed the first part was uploaded already so i thought i would upload this as well.
hitler and his cronies are planning a trip to the cinema. however the only movie that isn't sold out is, "you don't mess with a zohan."
