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taco bell is now hiring... you!
a london department store went to great lengths to protect a luxury shoe collection -- with the help of a live cobra. the slippery security guard was on duty for monday's launch of exclusive footwear including a 62,000-pound (120,000-dollar) pair of ruby-, sapphire- and diamond-encrusted rene caovilla sandals. whether hiring a poisonous snake is, strictly speaking, the most effective means of guarding haute couture shoes might be a moot point with security experts. but it makes for an effective photo opportunity. a spokeswoman for harrods admitted that the cobra had been hired strictly for monday's launch. "the snake has now been returned to its owner," she said. so no need to fear snake bites at the shoe counter, then. "not unless you're a burglar." source: afp.google.com
the hire was a miniseries of short films created by bmw for the internet. in ambush, the driver finds himself transporting someone with more to hide than they appear.
the hire was a miniseries of short films created by bmw for the internet. in chosen, the driver transports a boy to a distant relative, but runs into trouble.
have you ever wondered how you can hire a ninja if you want someone killed? the ninja tells you how.
comic.
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a classic! a training film for sales managers get riffed by joel and the 'bots. i'll post the second part later.
salesmen! brylcreem! handkerchiefs!
fourth in a series of 8 bmw inner-circle incentives, star depicts the driver taking the star out for a well-deserved ride.
but what's the pay?
the husband allegedly put out an advert on the website craigslist seeking someone to come to his house and abuse his wife using "scare tactics". his wife called police on sunday to report that she had been raped in her bedroom by a man with a knife.
professional snipers have been brought in to guard a vulnerable colony of penguins in australia. the deployment follows the mysterious deaths of nine of the flightless birds over the last two weeks. the mutilated bodies of the animals, known as fairy penguins, were found in a national park near sydney harbor. the main suspects are dogs and foxes. at 40cm tall, the world's smallest penguin species is clearly no match for such aggressive enemies. to even up the fight, two snipers have been deployed as bodyguards. they have started night patrols and have instructions to do what it takes to protect these tiny creatures. they have joined a legion of volunteers, who have also been guarding the birds during the hours of darkness when they are most vulnerable to attack. traps have been also been set in a concerted attempt to catch sydney's penguin killers. source
it does not have to be illegal does it?
as soon as possible.
the ninja turtles are hiring.
now hiring losers.
police chiefs in china have been slammed for hiring actors to rob a bank as a training exercise - without telling anyone else. only the director and the deputy director of the zhenzhou police department knew it was a drill - everyone else, including the bank, thought it was a real raid. four 'robbers' rushed into the post office bank, disarmed security and demanded all the people inside drop to the floor. they even snatched a customer's bag containing £20,000, reports guangzhou daily. critics said police officers, unaware that it was a training drill, could easily have used their guns on the fleeing robbers. they were also concerned about the psychological effect on bank cashiers and customers who had been put through a traumatic situation. the four robbers ran out of the bank in four different directions. but within two hours, all had been caught by different police divisions in the city. a police spokesman said later that police didn't have a preset plan for the drill and all timing, location, and method of robbery were decided on the spot. "the goal was to test different divisions' reaction and coordination," he said. source
article submitted by shapesphere. london (reuters) - a man who tried to hire a prostitute to take his 14-year-old son's virginity as a present was spared jail by a court on friday. the polish national took the boy out in his car and allowed him to pick out the prostitute, who was standing at the side of the road in the red-light district of nottingham. but the 42-year-old father was arrested because the teenager had chosen an undercover police officer, nottingham crown court heard. the man, who cannot be named for legal reasons, was handed a 10-month prison sentence, suspended for a year, after he admitted a charge of trying to solicit a woman to have sex with a child, the press association reported. the court heard that the father, who came to britain eight years ago, was arrested last july during an undercover operation by the city's vice squad. prosecutor adrian harris said the man and his son had approached the undercover officer whose code name was sarah and beckoned her over . he asked "sarah" how much it would cost for her to have sex with his son and they agreed on a 20 pound fee. however, when the car pulled over, the man was arrested by plainclothes police officers. "the boy said that they had driven past the girl and his dad pointed to her and said 'will she do?'" harris said. "he said 'yes' and they had turned round. he said his dad did this because he was still a virgin and he was taking care of that for him." judge jonathan teare said he would spare the father jail because of his excellent character and that he believed he did not mean any harm to his son. "you have a duty of care to your son and that is to look after his moral welfare, not as you might think to break him in to the ways of sex through a prostitute," he said. the court was told the boy would continue to live with his father. source
a sign outside a restaurant in elk river, mn.
michael dippolito learned of his wife`s plans early this morning when police banged on his door. dalia dippolito had gone to l.a. fitness on congress avenue expecting her husband would be killed during her workout. she promised to pay the undercover officer $3,000 when the job was done. she even suggested her husband would have $10,000 in his pocket that the undercover officer could take, police said.
needs to be viewed full size to read. there are some good tips here that are equally applicable today.
an interview for a video game goes wrong.
little becky needs to get dad off the couch.
