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Video:Help Me, Don't Help Me

help me, don't help me

a soccer player falls over and punches the guy that tries to help. the guy retaliates.

Video:Nine Inch Nails - Help Me I Am In Hell

nine inch nails - help me i am in hell

nin music video for help me i am in hell. don't watch while eating.

Video:Helping With Dishes

helping with dishes

little girl is helping out mom by washing her laptop.

Video:Crowd Helps Disabled Guy With Anthem

crowd helps disabled guy with anthem

a mentally challenged guy gets a little nervous while singing the national anthem so the crowd steps in to help him out.

Video:A helping hand

a helping hand

these guys are in the toilet when one of them needs a hand - fortunately a stranger is there to help.

this is aussie - the three guys are from a skit show - they have funny stuff sometimes but also a lot of weird shit.

Video:Police Recruit Helps in His Own Arrest

police recruit helps in his own arrest

a new zealand police recruit has had a hand in his own arrest for an unsolved assault. as part of a training exercise in fingerprinting at the royal new zealand police college, the recruit gave his prints — and they matched him to an arrest warrant for a serious assault, wellington's dominion post newspaper reported wednesday.

 
he was arrested late last week and will appear in court later this week, the paper reported.  training commander, superintendent alistair beckett, said the recruit, whose name was not reported, had managed to slip through rigorous screening of potential recruits.

"by and large, the people we get are top of the line, top drawer. they normally don't have things from the past they want to hide," he was quoted saying.

but the police are not taking any chances that others might try to fool the system. starting from october, all recruit applicants will be fingerprinted before they are given training, beckett said.

this guy wasn't to bright...

yahoo

Video:Russian Special Services: 'Google Earth' Helps Terrorists

russian special services: 'google earth' helps terrorists

international terrorists will become regular users of google’s new project google earth, a source in the russian special services was quoted as saying.

earth.google.com was launched this summer and distributes free photos made from space that have a capacity to view objects as small as 2 meters.

“on these pictures terrorists will see all that they need to carry out an attack in any part of the world,” the source said.

russian military expert, lt.-gen. leonid sazhin, said that “from now on international terrorists do not have to inspect the site of a would-be terrorist attack. an international company is doing the work for them”.

google earth is a standalone windows application that’s essentially an enhanced and upgraded version of the google keyhole product that was produced after google purchased keyhole in october 2004.

the application combines local search capabilities with satellite imaging and maps from around the globe. currently it includes detailed imagery of the u.s., canada and the united kingdom, as well as many major cities in other countries. the medium to high resolution terrain provides a detailed view of the entire world.

google earth provides the option of displaying local lodging, road markers, terrain, local dining options, geographical borders and 3d buildings over the satellite image. its “fly to” feature accepts an address, place name, cross street or simple latitude/longitude coordinates and zooms quickly in to the specified location.

a free version is available on the google website, while advanced users can purchase its optional upgrade google earth plus with gps device support.

mosnews.com

Video:Help Desk

help desk

one of the comedians from “3 dead trolls in a baggie” does a stand-up about internet helpdesks.

Video:I Bet This Helps When Pulled Over

i bet this helps when pulled over

are you 18? asks the license plate...

Video:Pair of Ass Worth Helping

pair of ass worth helping

2 girls hanging on a trunk of a car

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Video:Clearing Protein 'smokescreen' Helps Battle Cancer

clearing protein 'smokescreen' helps battle cancer

tumours put up a protein "smokescreen" to escape the body’s immune system, and blocking those proteins helps kill cancer cells in mice, a new study has found. the work also offers new insight into why some inflammatory diseases increase a person’s risk of cancer.

the immune-system protein that appears to help tumours escape attack is called cytokine interleukin 23 (il-23). high levels of il-23 were found in the human tumours studied by martin oft at the schering-plough institute in palo alto, california, us, and his colleagues. the team also found that mice deficient in il-23 did not develop as many tumours as normal mice.

under ordinary circumstances, il-23 contributes to the recruitment of cells known as neutrophils. these play an important role in the early immune response to an infection, targeting foreign particles in the body.

but the tough task of infiltrating diseased tissues and rooting out the source of an illness belongs to another kind of immune cell called cd8 t-cells, oft explains. and it is these cells that il-23 appears to repel. in the case of cancer, excess il-23 prevents the cd8 t-cells from eliminating a tumour.

in one part of the experiment, mice received an antibody molecule that blocks il-23. these animals developed fewer tumours and eliminated injected cancer cells more quickly than control mice. the researchers think the antibody holds promise as a future tool to fight cancer in humans, but they stress that it remains in the pre-clinical phase of development.

the team's work also addresses the link between chronic inflammation and cancer, which doctors have suspected for more than a century. for example. some inflammatory illnesses – such as psoriasis and inflammatory bowl disease – are associated with an increased cancer risk.

the team's work explains this link because earlier work has shown that excess il-23 in the body appears to drive chronic inflammatory disease.

journal reference: nature (doi: 10.1038/nature04808)

Video:Whose Line - Helping Hands

whose line - helping hands

colin, ryan and katheryne act out a scene in which ryan has to do the whole scene with colin's arms.

Video:Whose Line - Helping Hands, With Drew

whose line - helping hands, with drew

colin, ryan and drew act out a scene in which ryan has to do the whole scene with colin's arms.

Video:Whose Line - Helping Hands

whose line - helping hands

whoppie goldberg guest star.

Video:Windows Helps Out Bush

windows helps out bush

i wonder what version of windows he's running.

Video:MS Word Assistant Helps With Suicide

ms word assistant helps with suicide

a parody of how the ms word assistant is always making suggestions, no matter what the occasion is.

courtesy: gringo973

Video:Excuse Box Helps You Weasel Out Of Phone Calls

excuse box helps you weasel out of phone calls

there's always that one person that calls you who just keeps talking… and talking … and talking. you want to figure out a way to get out of the conversation, but your damned manners keep you from just hanging up in the middle of his longwinded story about his hard time getting an oil change. what you need, my meek friend, is an excuse box. playing a number of sound effects designed to get you off the phone asap, it'll make your office sound like there's construction going on, like there's a thunderstorm approaching, or there's someone rotating your tires under your desk. just hold it up to the phone and shout over it and it'll be nobody's fault that you've gotta run. source scifi.com

Video:Jimmy Carter Helps A Tourist

jimmy carter helps a tourist

he's so giving.

Video:Self-help Yourself

self-help yourself

great commercial for careerbuilder.

Video:Someone Help Me, Please?

someone help me, please?

awww kitty wants to climb inside! why? to molest his baby brother, of course!

Video:The Onion: Christian Charity Helps To Feed Non-Gay Hungry

the onion: christian charity helps to feed non-gay hungry

a colorado-based christian charity is providing aid for any and all heterosexual africans in need.

Video:Help Across The Street

help across the street

it's really not that difficult, lady.

Video:Town Hall Plea For Help

town hall plea for help

sanchez asks what tom coburn is going to do about the other 46,999,999 who don't have insurance

Video:Demotivational Poster - Hired Help

demotivational poster - hired help

it does not have to be illegal does it?


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