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Video:Giant Hearing Aid

giant hearing aid

a really big hearing aid.

Video:Tom Hanks Hears The News

tom hanks hears the news

tom hanks hears that bush stole the election.

Video:Hearing Aid

hearing aid

an elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years.

he went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%.

the elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said, "your hearing is perfect. your family must be really pleased that you can hear again."

the gentleman replied, "oh, i haven't told my family yet. i just sit around and listen to the conversations. i've changed my will three times!"

  • Votes 3.806/5
  • Views 1121
  • Comments 5
  • Date 10/9/2006
  • by GregP

Video:After 42 Years, Woman Hears For First Time

after 42 years, woman hears for first time

collins, 42, executive director of the arizona commission for the deaf and hard of hearing, was hearing things for the first time because her cochlear implant had just been activated.

what she gained were the subtleties that can make a moment rich.

she heard the unique sound of a felt tip pen across paper. she listened to the dull hum of an air-conditioner coming to life. and after years of watching her husband sign to her, she learned the smack of two hands making a point.

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Video: Hard of Hearing

hard of hearing

a man is talking to the family doctor. "doc, i think my wife`s going deaf."

the doctor answers, "well, here`s something you can try on her to test her hearing. stand some distance away from her and ask her a question. if she doesn`t answer, move a little closer and ask again. keep repeating this until she answers. then you`ll be able to tell just how hard of hearing she really is."

the man goes home and tries it out. he walks in the door and says, "honey, what`s for dinner?" he doesn`t hear an answer, so he moves closer to her. "honey, what`s for dinner?" still no answer. he repeats this several times, until he`s standing just a few feet away from her.

finally, she answers, "for the eleventh time, i said we`re having meatloaf!"

Video:Dennis Kucinich: Hearings on Impeachment

dennis kucinich: hearings on impeachment

rep. dennis kucinich's opening statements during the house judiciary committee hearing on the constitutional limits of executive power.

Video:FDA Hearing (1991) with Testimony

fda hearing (1991) with testimony

may 30, 1991: "prozac (fluoxetine) has had the highest number of adverse event reports submitted to the fda national adverse drug reaction reporting system database. the database dates back to 1969." alan gelberg, acting chief, surveillance and data processing branch, center for drug evaluation and research (cder) september 20, 1991: the food and drug administration psychopharmacologic drugs advisory committee hearing

Video:See No Evil Hear No Evil - Mugshot

see no evil hear no evil - mugshot

she just wants to take a picture.

Video:How It's Made - Hearing Aids..

how it's made - hearing aids..

tiny bastards are more complicated to make than you think.. alot of human interaction goes into it..

Video:Red Neck Hearing Protection

red neck hearing protection

hopefully he doesn't flinch when the other guy's gun go off.

  • Votes 3.6333/5
  • Views 1203
  • Comments 6
  • Date 2/11/2007
  • by GregP

Video:Gitmo Hearing Started

gitmo hearing started

yesterday the us supreme court started hearing the case on the legality of military tribunals at guantanamo.

supreme court justice scalia earlier made headlines with his take on the rights of the detainees held at guantanamo. he was asked to excuse himself, but so far has refused.

mr. katyal, lawyer for osama bin laden’s driver, salim ahmed hamdan, said that the tribunals are illegal. “this is a [tribunal] that is literally unburdened by the laws, constitution and treaties of the united states,” according to mr. katyal.

for a long time, detainees at guantanamo were refused basic rights, such as the right to contact a lawyer, or even knowing what the charges against them were. many have been denied the right to contact their family to let them know where they were. detainees on hunger strike, protesting their imprisonment, were denied the right to bodily integrity and force-fed. others have reported being tortured.

so far, of the 500 detainees at guantanamo, only 10 have been charged.

the case is seen as a challenge of president bush’s powers to fight terrorism the way he sees fit, ignoring us and international laws. the white house has tried to get the supreme court to drop the case, so far without success.

the hearing could put a stop to plans by the bush administration to hold military tribunals at guantanamo.

Video:Padilla Case Not Heard By Court

padilla case not heard by court

yesterday, the supreme court decided not to hear the case of mr. jose padilla, the supposed “dirty bomber”, but only because he had been removed from military custody and moved to a civilian court.

padilla was arrested in may of 2002, on a material witness warrant. he was found to be carrying a large sum of money and email addresses for al qaeda operatives.

padilla has been held without charges for years. being the only us citizen detained and treated as an “enemy combatant”, he was denied the right to an attorney and not formally charged with a crime for three years.

in the years following his arrest, his case has been to several courts, none of which were consistent in their ruling. one court ordered him out of military custody, another ruled that the government could hold him indefinitely without being charged.

in 2005, padilla was indicted by a federal grand jury in miami on charges that he conspired to ''murder, kidnap and maim" people overseas.

padilla’s lawyers argued that detention of a us citizen on us soil without charges was against the constitution.

the bush administration argued that the designation of certain us citizens as “enemy combatants” was done in previous wars, and was necessary to interrogate suspects and prevent terrorist attacks.

by moving padilla to a civilian court, the bush administration has likely averted a possible clash with the supreme court. it is however possible he will once more be designated an “enemy combatant” if he is acquitted by the civilian court.

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Video:Hard of Hearing

hard of hearing

this nurse makes a terrible mistake!

Video:Hearing Aid

hearing aid

be sure to get one of these when you go deaf

Video:Transsexual Misses Court Hearing

transsexual misses court hearing

monica renee champion, a thrice-convicted male prostitute who has been drawing complaints from north richmond residents, did not show up in a south richmond court yesterday to face an indecent exposure charge.

champion, known for baring a dolly parton-like chest while walking the chamberlayne avenue area, was arrested july 3 for allegedly hoisting his skirt on jefferson davis highway, according to the arresting officer.

but champion is also a wanted woman in north side for failing to appear in court for another indecent exposure charge - "exposed breasts in public view," according to the arrest warrant. charged as a woman, champion was arrested july 21 in the area of hawthorne avenue and west brookland park boulevard, according to the warrant.

when champion made an initial court appearance on that charge, records show, substitute general district judge rondelle herman admonished the defendant to wear a less-revealing blouse to court next time.

champion, a self-described transsexual, did not appear for that subsequent court appearance. so a warrant was issued last week.

court records show that the 34-year-old champion, who lives in north richmond, was twice convicted as a man of prostitution this year. he was sentenced to three months in jail. he was also convicted of the same charge, as a man, in 2003.

in 2004, champion was convicted of five other misdemeanors, including being drunk in public and petit larceny. in three of the cases, he was convicted as a female. in the other two, records show, he was listed as a male.

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  • Votes 2.9571/5
  • Views 961
  • Comments 3
  • Date 8/30/2005
  • by Josh

Video:Rap You've Never Heard: Phat Matt

rap you've never heard: phat matt

i recently met this guy matt that can rap pretty damn well - he's a local celebrity to me (eastern canada).

i want to thank the talented phat matt for sharing his art with us.

check out spikedhumor's new indie music section to listen to phat matt.
there will be more of his material posted soon.


phat matt was inspired by (in no particular order):

  • odb
  • 2pac
  • jedi mind tricks
  • big l
  • big pun
  • spm
  • and everyone who spits lyrical fire


he wants to give props to all who believed in him (in no particular order):

  • whitey
  • lil g
  • napolean
  • dre
  • jaques
  • jd
  • sacha
  • crip
  • and his parents and three brothers

if anyone wants to contact phat matt, here's his e-mail address: phatmatt_83@msn.com

Video:Monty Python - Hearing Aid

monty python - hearing aid

creativity at its best

  • Votes 4.5499/5
  • Views 3763
  • Comments 15
  • Date 6/21/2008
  • by Cahu

Video:Can You Hear Me Now?

can you hear me now?

cat wants to talk.

Video:Santa Claus Bailout Hearings

santa claus bailout hearings

christmas might not happen this year if we don't bailout old saint nick.

Video:Bush Booed As He Hears Hail To The Chief One Last Time

bush booed as he hears hail to the chief one last time

the most hated president in u.s. history.

Video:Amber Heard - GQ Italy

amber heard - gq italy

check out her little tushy.

Video:Amber Heard - GQ Italy

amber heard - gq italy

pulling on her hair.


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