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crazy amount of hardware on show here.
part 2 of the hardware wars video.
weird al - hardware store
a sneek peek of the playstation3 hardware, from engadget.com
a music video about a hardware store created by world of warcraft's phoenix guild and others. music by weird al yankovic.
a woman needs to buy a hinge for her door, so she goes to the local hardware store. she gets the hinge and brings it to the counter. the clerk says, "do you want a screw for that hinge?" the woman says, "no, but i'll blow you for that toaster."
george w bush has paid a jokey visit to a hardware store in dallas, texas, which offered him a job as a greeter. the former us president entered the elliott's outlet with his security detail saying "i'm looking for a job", store manager andrea bond said. the owner of the texas chain made the offer earlier this month in a letter published in a dallas newspaper. but despite not yet having a publisher for his memoirs, mr bush decided on reflection to turn the job down. equipped with a name tag reading "w", mr bush spent an hour there with his secret service security detail, chatting to customers and doing a little shopping. described as part-time, the job would have left mr bush time to work on his presidential library and write about his two terms at the white house. "we're confident that your experience working in your own family business, as well as your people skills developed throughout years of meeting with foreign dignitaries would make you an excellent candidate for the position," read the job offer, signed by kyle walters, president and ceo of elliott's hardware. "furthermore, like you, many of our greeters are retired from the corporate world, so we're sure you'll have no trouble making new friends." the employment package also offered parking for his security detail and an employee discount. "we think you'll find working with us much less stressful than your last job," the offer continued. mr bush and his wife laura moved into their new home in an expensive area of dallas on friday. they have kept their ranch at crawford, texas. source
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if you think something is too good to be true, it probably is. this is a laptop scam.
spoof of star wars that is pretty funny...clips are around 30mb each
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sum good commercials in here
nitro, w.va. (ap) -- a former home improvement store clerk in west virginia has been charged with discounting $20,000 worth of merchandise to win a man's heart. nitro police arrested 20-year-old katie lynn smith thursday on a fraudulent schemes charge. she had worked at lowe's. a criminal complaint in county court says a security video shows smith selling the man a pressure washer worth several hundred dollars for $3.66. that's the price of an 80-pound bag of concrete. the complaint says smith admitted incorrectly ringing up nearly $20,000 worth of merchandise in four months for "a male she desired as a boyfriend." smith's phone number isn't listed and police spokesman ray blake says she doesn't have an attorney yet. police couldn't say whether the scheme helped her romantic prospects. source
this wall set was repaired and dated on the inside by a repairman in 1879. it's equipped with viaduct manufacturing company magneto, ringer, escutcheon plate and hook switch. the transmitter is made out of mahogany. it is also equipped with a long pole receiver.
