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Video:Cop Dumps Handicapped Person To Floor

cop dumps handicapped person to floor

mag1kr3zin brings you yet another video of cops vs handicaps.

Video:Handicapped Dance Contest

handicapped dance contest

being handicapped doesn't stop these guys. they can dance as good as anyone and are going to prove it. very inspirational.

Video:Future Handicapping

future handicapping

george w. was out jogging one morning along the parkway when he tripped, fell over the bridge railing and landed in the creek below.

before the secret service guys could get to him, three kids, who were fishing, pulled him out of the water. he was so grateful he offered the kids whatever they wanted.

the first kid said, "i want to go to disneyland."

george said, "no problem. i'll take you there on air force one".

the second kid said, "i want a new pair of nike air jordan's."

george said, "i'll get them for you and even have michael sign them!"

the third kid said, "i want a motorized wheelchair with a built-in tv and stereo headset!!"

bush is a little perplexed by this and says, "but you don't look like you are handicapped."

the kid says, "i will be after my dad finds out i saved your ass from drowning!"

Video:Handicapped Fishermen Only

handicapped fishermen only

great sign restricting anyone but children and physically disabled people from fishing.

Video:Handicap Sign

handicap sign

a warning sign to wheelchair users.

Video:Handicap Humor

handicap humor

watch your step. be careful of those stairs.

Video:Handicapped Beware!

handicapped beware!

steep hill ahead.

Video:Handicapped Cheater

handicapped cheater

can you pick the cheater out of the group?

Video:Handicap Sign

handicap sign

least i get something for being a cripple.

Video:Handicap Button Disabled

handicap button disabled

how ironic.

Video:Handicapped Parking

handicapped parking

taken too literally.

Video:Handicapped Parking Sign

handicapped parking sign

...for old man viewing.

Video:Legless Man Keys Car in Handicap Space

legless man keys car in handicap space

a 71-year-old man with no legs is accused of scratching a nissan parked in a handicapped space at a walmart supercenter, apparently thinking the nissan driver was abusing the parking privilege, according to a police spokesman and a report released thursday.

the 39-year-old victim on wednesday told an employee at the walmart on south u.s. 1 that she was picking up her handicapped mother. she was gone for about 30 minutes, and reportedly noticed someone had keyed the driver's side of the 2009 nissan altima.

a check of the surveillance system reportedly showed a legless man in a motorized wheel chair come out of a white van.

the man “powered his wheel chair across the parking lot to where (the victim's) car was parked . . . and came from the front to the rear of the driver's side,” a report shows.


stopped while exiting the store, keith brian berry, 71, apologized for the “most stupidest thing” he's ever done. he said “people always abuse the handicapped parking when they are not handicapped.”

berry apologized to the victim, saying he didn't think of the possibility her mother could be handicapped. the nissan had a handicapped decal hanging from the rear-view mirror.

berry, of the 3400 block of bromeliad court, was issued a notice to appear in court sept. 23 on a criminal mischief charge. berry was told he could be arrested for trespassing if he returns to walmart.

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