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kana tsugihara is her name, this is her day in the gym.
"fear is the path to the dark side. fear leads to anger. anger leads to hate. hate leads to suffering." - yoda (1977)
taken from the onion.
have you been working out? can't beat this chick!
mark twight tears the 300 cast a new one.
no audio but really, the clip speaks volumes!
you'll never have a hubby if you're a chubby!
pseudosciences = fail this guy is really stupid :l
because you don't want to tire yourself out going to the gym
the funny team at chasers make am ad about a male gym.
china -- a man who wore women's clothing to use his dead wife's gym membership has appeared in a hong kong court. lau siu-wah, 51, was charged after he allegedly used his wife's identification card to exercise in the female-only section of the gym at the city's sheraton hotel. but the man's looks aroused suspicion and police were called, the report said, adding that lau was quickly arrested. the paper said lau admitted to police that he used the card to impersonate his wife, who died in 2007. lau, who appeared in court monday in women's clothes and wearing red nail polish, was granted bail on a charge that he used an identity card relating to another person, the paper said. source
if you havent been to the gym for a while and you need a little inspiration... maybe this will help.
boring gym class teaching badminton just got interesting. shootout ensues! written and directed by olde english
this idiot is doing weightlifting when he gets a phone call. he then decides to answer his phone while keeping a barbell suspended above his head, care to guess what happens?
this is dedicated to everyone who ever attempted to get into a regular workout routine. dear diary, for my fortieth birthday this year, my wife (the dear) purchased a week of personal training at the local health club for me. although i am still in great shape since playing on my college football team 25 years ago, i decided it would be a good idea to go ahead and give it a try. called the club and made my reservation with a personal trainer named belinda, who identified herself as a 26 year old aerobics instructor and model for athletic clothing and swimwear. my wife seemed pleased with my enthusiasm to get started! the club encouraged me to keep a diary to chart my progress. monday: started my day at 6:00am. tough to get out of bed, but it was well worth it when i arrived at the health club to find belinda waiting for me. she was something of a goddess - with blonde hair, dancing eyes and a dazzling white smile. woo hoo!!!!! belinda gave me a tour and showed me the machines. she took my pulse after 5 minutes on the treadmill. she was alarmed that my pulse was so fast, but i attributed it to standing next to her in her lycra aerobics outfit. i enjoyed watching the skillful way in which she conducted her aerobics class after my workout today. very inspiring, belinda was encouraging as i did my sit-ups, although my gut was already aching from holding it in the whole time she was around. this is going to be a fantastic week!! tuesday: i drank a whole pot of coffee, but i finally made it out the door. belinda made me lie on my back and push a heavy iron bar into the air, and then she put weights on it! my legs were a little wobbly on the treadmill, but i made the full mile. belinda's rewarding smile made it all worthwhile. i feel great!! it's a whole new life for me. wednesday: the only way i can brush my teeth is by laying on the toothbrush on the counter and moving my mouth back and forth over it. i believe i have a hernia in both pectorals. driving was ok as long as i didn't try to steer or stop. i parked on top of a geo in the club parking lot. belinda was impatient with me, insisting that my screams bothered other club members. her voice is a little too perky for early in the morning and when she scolds, she gets this nasally whine that is very annoying. my chest hurts when i got on the treadmill, so belinda put me on the stair monster. why the hell would anyone invent a machine to simulate an activity rendered obsolete by elevators? belinda told me it would help me get in shape and enjoy life. she said some other shit too. thursday: belinda was waiting for me with her vampire-like teeth exposed as her thin, cruel lips were pulled back in a full snarl. i couldn't help being a half an hour late; it took me that long to tie my shoes. belinda took me to work out with dumbbells. when she was not looking, i ran and hid in the men's room. she sent lars to find me, then, as punishment, put me on the rowing machine - which i sank. friday: i hate that bitch belinda more than any human being has ever hated any other human being in the history of the world. stupid, skinny, anaemic little cheerleader. if there were a part of my body i could move without unbearable pain, i would beat her with it. belinda wanted me to work on my triceps. i don't have any triceps! and if you don't want dents in the floor, don't hand me the *&%#(#&**!!@*@ barbells or anything that weighs more than a sandwich. (which i am sure you learned in the sadist school you attended and graduated magna cum laude from.) the treadmill flung me off and i landed on a health and nutrition teacher. why couldn't it have been someone softer, like the drama coach or the choir director? saturday: belinda left a message on my answering machine in her grating, shrilly voice wondering why i did not show up today. just hearing her made me want to smash the machine with my planner. however, i lacked the strength to even use the tv remote and ended up catching eleven straight hours of the weather channel. sunday: i'm having the church van pick me up for services today so i can go and thank god that this week is over. i will also pray that next year, my wife will choose a gift for me that is fun - like a root canal or a vasectomy.
this is where microsoft got their idea for the 'standoff' xbox 360 ad
this won a creative award in europe.
i like the intro with the 2 asian guys.
a man and a woman...well i wont spoil it for you.
politically incorrect ad for overweight wives that can't understand why their husbands cheat.
