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Video:Woman Pleads Guilty In Fake Penis Case

woman pleads guilty in fake penis case

a woman pleaded guilty to disorderly conduct in connection with a bizarre incident in february that resulted in a fake penis being microwaved at a convenience store.

leslye creighton, 41, of wilkinsburg, entered the plea wednesday, and authorities dropped the same charge against vincent bostic, 31, of pittsburgh, who has agreed to help pay $425 to replace the store's microwave, police and the couple's defense attorney said.

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Video:Guilty Doctor

guilty doctor

a doctor had just finished a marathon sex session with one of his patients. he was resting afterwards and was feeling a bit guilty because he thought it wasn't really ethical to screw one of his patients.
however, a little voice in his head said "lots of other doctors have sex with their patients so its not like you're the first..." this made the doctor feel a little bit better until still another voice in his head said, "... but they probably weren't veterinarians"

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"pirate bay" founders guilty

plato: a stockholm court has found the four founders of the pirate bay - one of the world`s top websites for illegal file-sharing - guilty of promoting copyright infringement. the four men were each sentenced to a year in prison. april 17, 2009

Video:Saddam Trial Begins - Former Dictator Pleads Not Guilty

saddam trial begins - former dictator pleads not guilty

former iraqi leader saddam hussein has made an outspoken attack on the judicial process, before pleading not guilty at his trial in baghdad.

he refused to confirm his identity, and questioned the validity of both the trial and the judge.

"who are you? what does this court want?" saddam hussein asked the judge.

saddam and seven associates, who all pleaded not guilty, are charged with ordering the killing of 143 shia men in 1982 in dujail.

the trial is being heard in an imposing marble building that once served as the national command headquarters of saddam hussein's baath party, in the heavily fortified green zone in the iraqi capital.

tv pictures showed saddam hussein and his co-defendants being led into pens in the courtroom.

the 68-year-old former leader was wearing a dark suit with an open-necked shirt and carrying a copy of the koran. the bbc's john simpson in the court says he looked thinner and more sallow than in his last public appearance.

asked to confirm his name by chief judge rizgar mohammed amin, a kurd, saddam hussein refused.

"have you ever been a judge before?" saddam said.

amid some verbal sparring with the judge, the former iraqi leader stated: "i preserve my constitutional rights as the president of iraq. i do not recognise the body that has authorised you and i don't recognise this aggression. what is based on injustice is unjust ... i do not respond to this so-called court, with all due respect."

the trial is being presided over by five judges, with mr amin in overall charge. the identities of judges had been kept secret to ensure their safety, but mr amin's name was revealed by us officials just before the trial began.

a small number of observers and journalists are in the courtroom, but the public has been excluded.

the case is the first of many expected to be brought against the former iraqi leader.

it concerns the rounding up and execution of 143 men in dujail, a shia village north of baghdad, following an attempt there on saddam hussein's life. court officials say the case was chosen because it was the easiest and quickest case to compile.

the charge carries the death penalty, though saddam hussein and his associates have the right to appeal if they are found guilty.

prosecution lawyers are also expected to bring charges concerning the gassing of 5,000 people in the kurdish village of halabja in march 1988, and the suppression of a shia revolt following the first gulf war.

human rights groups have expressed concerns about the trial as a human rights watch report says the iraqi special tribunal "runs the risk of violating international standards for fair trials".

amnesty international has sent three delegates to baghdad to ensure saddam hussein receives a fair trial, and to oppose the death penalty if he is found guilty.

saddam hussein was captured in 2003 after the american-led invasion of iraq.

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Video:Drunk tenant, in wrong apartment, is found guilty of sex assault

drunk tenant, in wrong apartment, is found guilty of sex assault

- not a joke, but funny none the less. canwest news service published: thursday, march 01, 2007 a jury found a man guilty this week of sexual assault and other charges after he walked into the wrong apartment while drunk, rolled into bed with his neighbour and groped her. oscar masi told jurors he thought the woman was his common-law wife, but was found guilty of breaking and entering, intent to commit sexual assault and sexual assault in the oct. 26, 2003, incident. during his trial, masi told court he was even lying on his own side of the bed, but it turned out he was one floor below his apartment. the 37-year-old hairdresser, who has no criminal record, was released on bail until his sentencing date, which has not been set. during trial, it was revealed masi, a refugee from iraq whose father was executed during saddam hussein's regime, was seen drinking heavily at a hotel bar before the incident. masi told the court he doesn't remember the incident. after crawling into bed next to the woman, he fondled her, whispered he loved her and "wanted" her, court was told. when she awoke and realized what was happening, the woman testified she "tucked and rolled" out of her bed, grabbed the phone, crawled inside a closet and frantically called a friend.

Video: Man Guilty in Bush Assassination Plot

man guilty in bush assassination plot

alexandria, virginia (ap) -- a u.s. citizen was found guilty tuesday of joining al qaeda and plotting to assassinate president bush.

ahmed omar abu ali, 24, of virginia, was a trained terrorist who betrayed the united states because he was intent on "killing the leader of the infidels," u.s. prosecutors said during the trial.

abu ali confessed, but the defense said he was tortured in jail in saudi arabia where he was arrested in 2003. prosecutors said the confessions were voluntary.

the federal jury rejected abu ali's claim that he was tortured by saudi authorities in order to get a false confession out of him.

ali could be sentenced to life in prison after being convicted on the felony charges.

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Video:Mom Pleads Guilty To Beating Child's Teacher

mom pleads guilty to beating child's teacher

atlanta -- a 46-year-old mother pleaded guilty monday to barging into her daughter's southside high school classroom and brutally beating her teacher in february 2008.

the mother, georgia thornton, apologized in court to the teacher, felecia williams.

williams said the attack has left her with panic attacks and told the court she wanted thornton and her daughter to pay for what they did.

“i was kicked, scratched, hit, punched and some of my hair was pulled out of my scalp,” said williams.

williams explained to a judge how the classroom assault was inflicted by georgia thornton and her daughter, sequita.

prosecutors say sequita thornton was failing williams' communications class and georgia thornton went to the school and, without signing in, went to williams’ class because she thought she had given her daughter an outdated book.

the attack ended after students pulled williams away.

georgia thornton said she was under a lot of stress at the time of the attack.

“my hope today is that both georgia and sequita thornton will be held accountable for the pain and suffering they have caused me,” said williams.

“i do apologize to her for what happened. it shouldn’t have happened,” said georgia thornton.

the judge sentenced georgia thornton to 10 years, one year to serve in prison with four years probation.

sequita thornton sobbed as deputies led her mother to jail.

sequita thornton, then 17, was also charged in the attack.

sequita thornton was charged with battery on a teacher and disrupting a public school. she has asked for a jury trial and jury selection could begin monday afternoon.

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Video:Dick Cheney Guilty By Own Admission

dick cheney guilty by own admission

with dick cheney`s admission that he authorised the use of torture including water boarding, should he be prosecuted as a war criminal? it makes no difference what provoked him to do such a thing and to invoke the 911 attacks as a reason or excuse does not carry any muster. their is no and can never be; a reason to commit warcrimes. that is what our social fabric is held together by, isn`t it?

Video:Guilty Spark Meets Cortana

guilty spark meets cortana

a joke on the a.i. from the halo series games.

Video:Feeling Guilty

feeling guilty

a young woman took her troubles to a psychiatrist. "doctor, you must help me," she pleaded. "it's gotten so that every time i date a nice guy, i end up in bed with him. and then afterward, i feel guilty and depressed for a week." "i see," nodded the psychiatrist. "and you, no doubt, want me to strengthen your will power and resolve in this matter." "for god's sake, no!" exclaimed the woman. "i want you to fix it so i won't feel guilty and depressed afterward."

Video:Man Pleads Guilty to DWI in Motorized La-Z-Boy

man pleads guilty to dwi in motorized la-z-boy


article submitted by pwningnubs .

duluth, minn. – a minnesota man has pleaded guilty to driving his motorized la-z-boy chair while drunk. a criminal complaint says 62-year-old dennis leroy anderson told police he left a bar in the northern minnesota town of proctor on his chair after drinking eight or nine beers.

prosecutors say anderson's blood alcohol content was 0.29, more than three times the legal limit, when he crashed into a parked vehicle in august 2008. he was not seriously injured.

police said the chair was powered by a converted lawnmower and had a stereo and cup holders.

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Video:Men Guilty Over Fake Penis Scam

men guilty over fake penis scam


article submitted by geoblaze.

the makers of a prosthetic penis to help men cheat on drugs tests have pleaded guilty to two charges of conspiracy in a us federal court.

the two men, george wills and robert catalano, had been selling the device - known as the whizzinator - over the internet for three years.

the device was sold with a heating element and fake urine to help people test negative for illegal substances.

they could face up to eight years in prison and a $500,000 (£334,000) fine.

the men ran an internet company known as puck technology, which between 2005 and 2008 sold the whizzinator and a similar device, known as number one.

"the whizzinator is the ultimate solution for a drug testing device," says a statement on the website of the california-based company, which calls itself the "undisputed leader in synthetic urine."

"the prosthetic penis is very realistic and concealing is simple, while our quality production and materials assures you that the whizzinator will let it flow again and again, anytime, anywhere you need it!"

mr wills and mr catalano appeared before a federal court in pittsburgh, and are scheduled to be sentenced in february.

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Video:Priest Pleads Not Guilty In Nude Jogging

priest pleads not guilty in nude jogging



a catholic priest charged with indecent exposure after being accused of jogging naked in the pre-dawn darkness has pleaded not guilty and asked for a jury trial.

the rev. robert whipkey was arrested june 22 in frederick, about 25 miles north of denver, after an officer saw him walking on a street naked at 4:35 a.m. whipkey told police he jogged naked because he sweats profusely if he wears clothing, according an arrest report.

whipkey did not speak at a hearing tuesday, and neither he nor his attorneys would comment afterward. his trial is scheduled for march.

whipkey served parishes in frederick, mead and erie but was placed on administrative leave by the archdiocese of denver in august.

the archdiocese said whipkey was investigated for "inappropriate personal behavior" more than eight years ago when he was a pastor in sterling. the archdiocese said that incident did not involve "physical or sexual contact with another individual," but it gave no other details.

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Video:I`m Not Guilty Because I Have ED!

i`m not guilty because i have ed!

good side of erectile dysfunction?

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Video:OJ Simpson Found Guilty

oj simpson found guilty

if johnny three tears was still alive this wouldn`t have happened.

Video:the Guilty Panda

the guilty panda

the sugarcane was like that when you left, honest


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