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Video: Guantanamo Guards

guantanamo guards

for guards at guantanamo bay, the first day is daunting. for detainees who have been locked up for years, every day is the same. explorer: inside guantanamo

Video:Road To Guantanamo Gets US Release

road to guantanamo gets us release

roadside attractions has signed a deal to release the road to guantanamo, a movie about three british muslims held at the detention camp in cuba.

the tipton three, as the british muslims from the west midlands were dubbed, were picked up as terrorist suspects in afghanistan, while on their way to pakistan to arrange a wedding. they were taken to guantanamo bay, where they were held for two years. they were released in 2004 without charge.

their story is not as unique as we would all like to believe.

according to an analysis of the government's own records, many of those detained in guantanamo bay should not be there, 55 percent of detainees are not accused of any hostile act toward the us, and only 8 percent are classified as "fighters."

roadside attractions co-president howard cohen said, “we think this film is a visceral punch to the gut that will leave everyone thinking about guantanamo in a new way. it plays like a thriller, but it also shows the real-life struggle of nations to balance fighting terrorism with preserving human rights."

last month, the movie won a silver bear award at the berlin film festival.

on a side note, when returning from berlin, british police at luton airport questioned the actors who played the british inmates under anti-terrorism laws before releasing them without arrest.

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Video:Guantanamo Detainees Do Not Have Rights!

guantanamo detainees do not have rights!

supreme court justice antonin scalia has said it, "war is war, and it has never been the case that when you captured a combatant you have to give them a jury trial in your civil courts."

while giving a lecture in to swiss law students, mr. scalia reportedly stated that guantanamo detainees should be tried under war law, and not regular law. newsweek has obtained a tape of the lecture, and has published it this week.

"give me a break," he said to students asking if the detainees had any rights. he admittedly feels that the "enemy combatants", as the us government calls them, have no rights under the us constitution or international conventions.

"if he was captured by my army on a battlefield, that is where he belongs. i had a son on that battlefield and they were shooting at my son and i’m not about to give this man who was captured in a war a full jury trial. i mean its crazy."

he also said he was astounded by the hypocritical reaction to guantanamo in europe.

the geneva convention covers the treatment of prisoners of war, but the us government has repeatedly refused to call those held at guantanamo prisoners of war, constantly referring to them as "enemy combatants". this effectively enables the us government to not apply the geneva convention, giving detainees no rights whatsoever.

this week marks the start of a us supreme court hearing, concerning the rights of detainees in guantanamo. the former driver of osama bin laden, salim ahmed hamdan has claimed that the bush government had overstepped its boundaries, and should not try him and others in military tribunals.

mr. scalia has previously disagreed with the us supreme court ruling that detainees could challenge their detention in us courts. now he has spoken even before the us supreme court has heard the case of mr. salim ahmed hamdan.

it seems the verdict is in already.

Video:The Road to Guantanamo

the road to guantanamo

part drama, part documentary, the road to guantánamo focuses on the tipton three, a trio of british muslims who were held in guantanamo bay for two years until they were released without charge.

Video:Guantanamo Bay Interrogation Video Released

guantanamo bay interrogation video released

lawyers for a canadian prisoner held at guantanamo bay have released a videotape showing him being interrogated.
the pictures offer the first glimpse inside the secretive and isolated us prison in cuba.
in the video, a canadian security intelligence services agent is shown grilling omar khadr in 2003, when he was 15.
the video shows him weeping, his face buried in his hands.
khadr also tells his captors he`s been tortured.
the canadian citizen is accused of throwing a grenade that killed a us soldier during a 2002 firefight in afghanistan.

Video:Guantanamo Bay Sale

guantanamo bay sale

everything must go!

Video: Doing Time in Guantanamo

doing time in guantanamo

would you want to know how much time had passed since you were locked in a cell?

Video:Wife Seeks Divorce Over 'Guantanamo' Nickname

wife seeks divorce over 'guantanamo' nickname

a saudi woman is seeking a divorce after she found out that her husband had nicknamed her "guantanamo" on his mobile phone.

the woman made the discovery while examining the list of contacts in her husband's phone when he left it at home one day when he went out.

the woman was deeply offended by her husband's comparison between life with his wife and life within the guantanamo bay terrorist detention center at the us naval base in cuba.

his wife has since decided to end their 17-year marriage and is seeking a divorce, the al-watan newspaper in riyadh, saudi arabia, reports.

the report suggested that the woman might settle for "substantial" financial compensation from her husband and remain married to him.

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Video:Harold And Kumar 2 -  Escape From Guantanamo Bay

harold and kumar 2 - escape from guantanamo bay

the saga continues...


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