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joel, servo and crow rip on an old film on personal grooming.
nice tux
the laugh at the end is hilarious
alien and ufo motif.
instant camel.
i was a very happy person. my wonderful girlfriend and i had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. there was only one little thing bothering me . . . it was her beautiful younger sister. my prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was braless. she would regularly bend down when she was near me, and i always got more than a pleasant view of her private parts. it had to be deliberate. she never did it when she was near anyone else. one day "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. she was alone when i arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. she told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before i got married and committed my life to her sister. well, i was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. she said, "i'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me." i was stunned and frozen in shock as i watched her go up the stairs. when she reached the top she pulled off her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. i stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. i opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping! with tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, "we are very happy that you have passed our little test . . . we couldn't ask for better man for our daughter. welcome to the family." and the moral of this story is: always keep your condoms in your car!
a guy gets arrested at his own wedding.
an isle of wight man was told to get his teeth fixed before a dentist would let him marry his daughter. gordon taylor, 32, was told he must have a series of fillings and cosmetic surgery before he could walk down the aisle with sarah lewis, 26. her father, dr philip lewis, even made him wear a 'snap-on smile' cosmetic denture for the wedding in cowes. "i didn't mean to neglect my teeth, i guess it was just the lifestyle i was leading," said mr taylor. "when i met sarah, i guess her family noticed them more than most because her father is a dentist." dr lewis, 56, admitted he was horrified by the sight of his future son-in-law's teeth. "the thought of my daughter walking down the aisle to gordon with his teeth the way they were was not a good one," he said. sarah's mother joy, who works as a receptionist at dr lewis's surgery, added: "gordon is a lovely chap but he had awful teeth, really awful teeth." and his bride said she was thrilled mr taylor had agreed to undergo the dental work to win her hand. "i will always love him regardless but i know the finished look will certainly please him as well as our family and friends," she said. source
looks like the best job ever.
